(A/N: Haha, the line about Jake's boyfriend is an actual quote from a guy in my art class, long story. xD And now I present you: WEREPUPPY MEETING! When they were preteens, I think it's pretty good since I'm their age in this chappie and can relate… well, no, they're boys, but you know what I mean! By the way, has anyone else seen who they acsted for Sam for the movie? Solomon Timble, I think. He looks way older than 20, lol, I saw him on Flickr)
-Somehow the gang magically popped out of the TV and has mysteriously not noticed and quickly changed the subject-
Edward: Wow, Jake, you had a pretty pathetic childhood… well, no, you're still in your childhood… :K
Jake: Are you joking? It was awesome, and I had all the ladies, since, you know, I'm ladies man. Sorry to break it to you, Bella, but I was a play boy I was so awesome, of course, now that I have you we can--
Bella: Um…
Edward: Rawr. And no, we're already legally bonded WITH a child, so ha.
Jake: -long beeping sound-
Alice: What colorful language, anyways, what WAS your pathetic preteen life like?
Jake: AWESOME—
Edward: He was such a geek he was looked down on by the chess club.
Jake: OH YEAH? WELL THEN LET'S HAVE A FlAsHbAcK! WoOoOoOo!
WOOSH!
-Flashback-
Superman Narrarator: Today on the 42nd episode of "The Geeks that make You Look Good" we find our Geek friends up in Jacob Black's tree house… before it was turned into a garage of cans… o.0
Embry: Omfg r u guys lyk reddy fr r 1st tree house meetin?
Jared: Embry. Don't try. Please. It'll hurt your brain, and we all know how you are when you have a brain fart.
Paul: Hehehe…
Quil: OOOOOH, EMBRY, YOU SAID THE F-WORD I'M TELLING YOUR MOMMY ON YOU!
Sam: What am I doing in a tree house full of 12 year olds? I'm in high school!
Quil: We're dragging you down, aren't we? Well ha; you're just as bad as we are!
Sam: At least I have a girlfriend, man, if Leah saw me up here… I bet none of you have girlfriends, well, have any of you ever asked anyone out?
Jake: No, I don't have a boyfriend.
-Everyone bursts out laughing-
Paul: -gigglesnort-
Jared: What the crap is a gigglesnort?
Jake: What'd I say?
Embry: Jake, are you gay?
Jake: -smacks head- Oh. My. Gosh. I can't believe I just got my words mixed up, excuse me guys, L-M-D-O!
Sam: D?
Jake: Donkey. If I say A Quil will—
Quil: OOOOOOOH, JACOB, YOU SAID THE A-WORD I'M TELLING YOUR MOMMY ON—
Jared: Would you SHUT UP? He said the letter A!
Sam: Whatever, Jake, just correct yourself so Paul will stop laughing maniacally.
Paul: Bwahahahahahahaha!
Jake: Fine, I don't have any boyfriends OR girlfriends!
Paul: Hehehe…
Jake: WHAT!?
Sam: You just—
Jake: OH MY GOD!
Quil: OOOOOOHHHHHHH, JACOB, YOU SAID THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN, I'M TELLING YOUR PREACHER ON YOU—
Jared: -throws Quil out the window-
Paul: I thought I was the one with anger problems!
Embry: Nah, you have laughing problems.
Paul: Hehehe…
Sam: Jacob, -shakes shoulders- ARE YOU OKAY?
Leah: -from down the ladder- Hey, squirts, have you guys seen Sam—OMG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!
Quil: -from down in the yard- OOOOOOHHHH, LEAH, YOU SAID THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN, JUST LIKE JACOB! I'M TELLING OUR PREACHER ON BOTH OF YOU!
-Flashback poofs-
WOOSH!
-Flash forward-
Jake: Hehe, that was fun, it was like Magic Tree House! You know, with the time traveling, and plus, we were IN A TREE HOUSE! Hilarious, right? –dies laughing-
Alice: Playboy? Um… right…
-Bella cries-
Edward: Aw, what's wrong lovie?
Jake: Oooh, Edward, are we playing pirates?
Edward: Shut up!
Bella: -sniffle- I couldn't even punch a geek like him! And we echanged spit! –bawls-
Jake: Balls? Ew.
Alice: Oh my god, Jacob, shut UP!
-Quil runs In-
Quil: OOOOOHHHHH, ALICE, YOU SAID THE—
Edward: Don't even get us STARTED!
(A/N: Hahaha, hope you enjoyed, I just had to add a chapter dedicated to the pack, please review!)