Lol, so this has gone from a oneshot drabble to what appears to be a promising series of drabbles about the twins and their bachelorhood. I'm not sure how many of these I'm going to write, but I hope you enjoy my latest installment!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the Harry Potter books or movies and will make no money off of this writing.

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Bachelors

By Ponytail Goddess

On Odors: "Do you smell what I smell?"

"Forge…do you smell what I smell?"

"Oh Merlin, please tell me you didn't blow off again-"

"Of course not, I haven't done that in the last…seven minutes."

"I knew that was you!"

"However, you didn't seven minutes ago, did you?"

"Blaming it on the dog only works if there is a dog within a three meter radius, Gred."

"…I suppose you might have a point there, Forge."

"I'm sure you'll remember it next time, brother dearest."

"Oh, trust me, the next time has already come and passed."

"Oh, for fuck's sake-"

"I am not, however, the cause of the smell that you are now smelling, brother of mine."

"What the bloody hell is that stench?"

"I don't know, but I daresay that I've never smelled anything quite like it."

"Other than when you're around Percy, of course."

"Oh certainly. He does reek of treachery, now doesn't he?"

"The bloody tosser practically oozes with it."

"…I think this might just be worse than the rank odor of treachery, Forge."

"Yes, I propose we open some windows Gred."

"And perhaps the door too…"

"Dear Merlin, not the door! We don't want the foul stench in our shop!"

"Point taken. So, what do you think it could possibly be Forge?"

"I don't know, is it the pants on the sofa? How many times did you wear those Gred?"

"Only twice Forge, and I'm pretty sure they are good for another go around."

"You had better smell them to be sure."

"Yep, they're still good; not a poo stain in sight."

"I didn't need to know that Gred."

"Oh come now, we're brothers! We share everything!"

"Oh yeah? Well, you certainly weren't willing to share those nachos you were eating last week, now were you?"

"You just can't let it go, can you?"

"No, of course not! You ate all of the cheese sauce that mum sent over!"

"No I didn't—technically Angelina ate some of it too."

"Well, I didn't get any and I wanted some!"

"Oh bloody hell, we didn't even finish off the nachos! I'm sure there are some leftovers around here somewhere…"

"Leftovers? Why didn't you say so?"

"I forgot, brother of mine. Plus, I am uncertain as to where the previously mentioned leftovers are located."

"Well, where did you see them last?"

"Um…well, I know I was eating some during the joke about the mandrakes at a bar-"

"You told that one? Gred, everyone has heard that one a thousand times-"

"Angie hadn't!"

"Oh, well in that case…"

"Yes, so when I got to the punch line, she accidently knocked the bowl back behind the sofa because she was laughing so hard!"

"I can't believe she hadn't heard that one before!"

"Astonishing, isn't it Forge?"

"So, what did you do with the nachos after they went behind the sofa?"

"Nothing. I suppose that means they're still back there."

"Wonderful Gred; now they're probably coated in lint!"

"Well, let's go salvage what we can. Help me pull the sofa away from the wall."

"What are you, a muggle? Did you make those nachos in a microbwaff or something?"

"Very funny Forge—I just forgot, okay?"

"Wingardium leviosa!"

"See, there they are! One problem—they're a bit fuzzy, and I don't think it's from sofa lint…"

"I thought mum's cheese sauce was yellow, not green…"

"Yes…well, at least we've found the source of the bad smell."

"You owe me cheese sauce Gred!"

"Yes, yes…next time mum sends it over, it's all yours Forge."

"So, what should we do with the leftovers, oh brother of mine?"

"You know, there is someone else to whom we owe some cheese sauce…"

"Oh really? And who might this lucky witch or wizard be?"

"Percy."

"You know, I heard he likes his cheese sauce green."

"Oh yes brother, he does indeed."

The End.

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So, what did you think? Though I have a few more ideas for this, if you have some, please let me know and I'll consider using them. Thanks for reading!

-P.G.