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16. Get drunk.
No one knew what had happened at America's mini-bar, but from the looks of Hungary's camcorder, it was a mess:
Switzerland was letting the other countries into his own; he was positively drunk.
Austria was slamming his prized violin into a wall; again, drunk as a German.
Meanwhile, Canada was finished seizing Russia's northern vital regions.
"HAHAHA! THE HERO'S BROTHER STRIKES AGAIN!"
"Get...off..of...my pipe...da?"
17. Have a family gathering.
Turkey was stressed out beyond imaginable belief:
Right now, Iran and Israel were trying to beat each other up, only stopped by Kurdistan, while she was trying to stop Iraq from hurting herself. Meanwhile, Syria was going into his bipolar disorder, one second having a conversation with Russia on the phone, the next yelling at Iraq to get out of his personal space.
Oh boy.
This was going to be a long winter break.
18. Discuss who gets custody.
The only thing that was stopping England and China from trying to kill each other, as the teachers were yelling, was Russia, who for once, wasn't laughing.
"Comrades, please stop, d-"
-POW-
"YOU DON'T DESERVE HONG KONG!"
"AT LEAST I'M NOT ABUSIVE PARENT!"
"Teacher, Limey, just stop this!"
19. Start a blog.
Canada peered down at his computer. In his e-mail, there was one e-mail that stood out from all of the other e-mails, all of them from America.
Check out my awesome blog!
gilbertbeilschmidt . com
Canada promptly facepalmed into his desk.
20. Go to a sporting event.
"YEAH!"
"GO PEYTON! KICK WASHINGTON'S CRACK-SMOKING ASS!"
"FOR THE FINAL TIME, I'M NOT WASHINGTON! I'M D.C!"
Meanwhile...
"Oh God, football season!"
America tried to no avail, to barricade his house, as his 50 sons and daughters came running into his mansion.
"I WILL BEAT WISCONSIN ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
"SAYS THE GUY WHO THOUGHT THAT BEARS EAT CHEESE!"
"WHY YOU LITTLE..."
America slid into the emo corner of his basement.
This is a direct reference to football season, 20 I refer to. Also, 17 is based off of a kink meme fill, that was utterly awesome!
GO BEARS!
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this set! R&R, follow and favorite, and DFTBA!
