Sorry you guys for not updating! I've been away at schoolwork, and working on my collaboration with SilverLaurel. I've also been busy reading Polandball and watching EU4.
Also, have you noticed the similarities between Mochitalia and Polandball? I have a suspicion...
But, enough with that! I hope you enjoy this set, and remember to R&R, follow and favorite, and DFTBA!
31. Capture your family members.
Italy blinked his eyes, and tried to see.
He couldn't.
"WHAT THE HELL?! WHY CANNOT I SEE A SINGLE DAMN THING?!"
Then, someone took off Italy and Romano's blindfolds.
"Smile for the cameras!"
A flash.
"HAHAHA! SAN MARINO CAN INTO RELEVANCE!"
32. Learn how to play an instrument.
"The hell?"
America blinked his eyes, and heard a horrid sound. It was 1973, and America was dealing with multiple crises.
Holy shit, who the fuck is playing my awesome electric guitar?!
He picked up his shotgun, and crept into his dorm's recreation room.
There, he saw Australia trying to play guitar, to no avail, the sound even worse than Hungary's violin attempt.
"Hey dude-"
Australia leaped in surprise. "Mate, didn't expect you to come!"
America came over. Australia thought he was going to maul him, but instead, America stroked the guitar.
"Easy there, ol' fella."
Then, he gave it back to Australia.
"If you want to learn how to play, you could have just asked me."
He smiled.
"Then let's begin."
33. Regret past decisions.
"OH YEAH, MATE! THIS IS AWESOME!"
America sulked. Why did he even offer to teach him in the first place?
34. Compare.
"I have more weapons, so I should be the coolest, strongest nation in the world!"
"Comrade, I have more equipment then you do, da?"
"WELL, BEST KOREA HAVE BIGGEST MILITARY OUT OF ALL OF YOU CAPITALIST PIG DOGS!"
"SHUT HELL UP, ARU!"
35. Go on an adventure.
"Are you ready kids?"
"AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!"
"I can't hear hue..."
"AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!"
"Oh..."
Brazil started to sing, as Bolivia, Uruguay, Chile, and some of the younger nations smiled.
"WHO LIVES IN THIS SHITHOLE JUST SOUTHWEST OF ME?"
"AR-GEN-TI-NA!"
"...CANNOT INTO FALKLAND AND COVERED IN FLEAS?!"
"AR-GEN-TI-NA!"
"IF BE EUROPEAN IS SOMETHING OF WISH..."
"AR-GEN-TI-NA!"
"...then moving to Uruguay; they sorta white-ish!"
"AR-GEN-TI-NA, AR-GEN-TI-NA, AR-GEN-TI-NA!"
"AR-GEN, TINA!"
-BOOM!-
Argentina was in a state of mortal rage, holding a pistol, as Brazil collapsed to the ground.
She gave him the bird, and put on a papal hat.
"ALL OF YOU ARE SO, LIKE EXCOMMUNICATED."
35 is based off of Polandball. 32 is shamelessly inspired by one from iTorchic's list.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed! Remember to R&R, follow and favorite, and DFTBA!