So, I've been thinking hard about my schedule.
And I have come to one conclusion:
Expect random updates peppering you in random intervals until December (which will have a mechanical schedule, due to my ties with P4A, Nerdfighteria, and other communities)!
Hope you enjoy this set! Don't forget to R&R, follow and favorite, and DFTBA!
41. Get a phone.
"OHMAHGAWD! THIS IS SO AWESOME!"
"WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP! Seriously, it's just a phone!"
"'Ya don't say?"
42. Binge-drink.
"Uhh...what happened last night..."
England was blinking, as he saw the dorm room. It looked like the apocalypse had came to World Academy:
The walls were covered in puke, while the room was stenched with the smell of piss, and possibly something else...
The floor...let's just say that the room had a pool of liquor in it, about 5 inches tall.
Suddenly, he fell into the liquor/puke mixture, and started flailing.
"BLOODY HELL!"
43. Prank your enemy.
"Honhonhon..."
"Marvelous work you've done there, if I do say myself! Australia, check this out!"
Australia rubbed his eyes. "'Mate, it's only 5:00 AM...also, what did you and the froggie do?"
"Hey!"
England smirked. "Oh, well, we've hacked al-Qaeda and ISIS' website, and replaced their instructions for making bombs with CAKE recipes!"
Australia looked at the screen. It read 3/4 oz. of sugar, 3 eggs, 1/4 liter of milk, chocolate = 15g.
"HAHAHA! Nice work, mate! That'll show those raghead cunts!"
LATER...
"ALLAH HUAKBAR!"
Northern Syria charged into the center of Jerusalem.
When Israel saw, he started to run.
However, even though Israel was too late, Northern Syria was in for a big surprise.
Cake splattered everywhere, and when Israel looked again, he started to laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
Northern Syria was pissed, but then got an idea.
He started a mini bake-shop, and started selling cupcakes, a sign that read 'Bake Shop' that was strangely covering a sign that read 'ISIS Bake Shop'.
Lots of people, even America, came to Northern Syria's bake shop, while he reaped the profits.
44. Read a book.
America was scanning Canada's extensive collection of books, as Canada took a nice, long nap.
"Hmm..."
He pulled out a book that said Draka: Dominion Series...
Nope...fuck Stirling...
...then 1632...
...decent at best...
...then-
POW-
HOLY CRAP, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
45. Go on the internet.
"Hey Canada, do you want to go sk8boarding?"
"NO! I DON'T! GODDAMMIT, YOU SHUT DOWN THE SHIPYARD!"
LATER...
"Hey Canada, do you want to go sk8boarding?"
"FUCKING HELL! NO TIMMY! WHY DID YOU SELL YOURSELF?!"
EVEN LATER...
"Hey Canada, do you want to go sk8boarding?"
The academy, let alone the world, has never seen such a rage like Canada's, since the dawn of man.
"WHAT. DID. I. SAY. I. SAID. NO!"
I broke the 4th wall, if you're wondering, for #44.
Blame asdfmovie8 for the last one.
43 = Polandball.
Hope you enjoyed! Remember to R&R, follow and favorite, and DFTBA!
QUICK EDIT:
Remember to read me and SilverLaurel's story! DFTBA!