Since I am typing this at 1:00 AM my time (CST), don't expect a whole lot.
EDIT 10/24: So tired...
DFTBA!
46. Relapse repressed memories.
"HAHAHA! THE HERO WINS AGAIN!"
America was laughing his annoying laugh of his, as he jammed the buttons on his old PC. Then, Germany came in.
"Guten tag, Amerikaner. What are you playing?"
America was too focused in his game.
"You know, I also like games too-"
Then, he saw the game.
"MEIN GOTT!"
The screen said Wolfenstein 3D, as America shot at the Hitler-bot.
"Dude, do you want to play?"
Germany was gone.
"Hmm...must be all that Nazi stuff."
It took days to find Germany, before they could convince him that it wasn't his fault. Instead-
"BUT IT WASN'T ME!"
"THEN WHY DID YOU LET HIM LIVE?!"
47. Read a story.
"Hmm...seems interesting."
England quietly pulled up a screen on his computer, while Spain, Denmark, and Austria watched, as he copied and pasted the American English paragraph into Google Translate.
"So it's called 1632..."
HOURS LATER...
"I WOULD NEVER DO THAT! AMERICA!"
48. Go to a shooting range.
-BANG-
-BANG-
-BANG-
Quebec was firing rounds of his submachine gun, cautiously watching out for Canada, mind you. One of the only times Canada got mad, was any situation Quebec was involved in. And killing one of his citizens did not help in that regard, either.
"QUEBEC! GET YOUR ARSE HERE, RIGHT NOW!"
"LE FUCK!"
49. Hear a joke.
"Germany! Germany! Do you want to hear a joke?"
Germany blank-faced. "Nein, I'm busy."
Italy drooped down. "Why doesn't Germany want to hear my joke..."
Then, France came over. "Aww, what seems to be the matter? Does it require Big Brother France?"
Italy sobbed. "I just want to spread joy..."
"What happened?"
"Well, I tried to tell a funny joke to Germany, and-"
France froze. Then, he ran to the corner of the classroom, and started eating his metaphorical ice cream.
"Italia...you must never get Germany to laugh..."
Italy looked surprised. "But why?"
"Because..."
The towering figure of Germany, mostly naked, holding a whip, and a gag, stared at Italy, who was caught unaware.
"...because the only way Germany can laugh..."
Italy started to drift into sleep.
"...is by laughing last..."
Italy fainted.
50. Get training.
It was the 1800's, and Chile and Mexico had just won their wars for independence.
Suddenly, they both realized, we need to prepare for another war.
Chile went to Prussia, while Mexico went to France.
MANY YEARS LATER...
As Argentina stood in awe at Chile's tanks, his muscular figure awe-inspiring, while his soldiers marched the goose-step, thousands of miles away, Mexico was driving a pick-up truck, while his fellow soldiers held old pistols, and a slingshot.
America looked at Mexico's, and thought Even Somalia has a better military than that!
Meanwhile, Brazil looked at Chile, and mentally noted not to spam-hue him for the next hundred years.
FINALLY DONE!
I'm sorry about the delay; school sucks, and I need to find some more ideas! If you have any ideas for one of the ways, then PM me!
Remember to R&R, follow and favorite, and DFTBA!