OHMYFREAKINGGEEIT'SSNOWING!
Right.
I am currently in my house, typing this, as trick-or-treaters are running back into their homes, because of high winds, and FUCKING snow.
DFTBA!
51. Go trick-or-treating.
England was regretting this, as Romania dragged him along.
"Oh bloody hell...do you always dress like that, Vladimir?"
"Nu, but I always wear this to scare Hungary. Remember Elizabeth Bathory?" Vladimir cackled.
Arthur was appalled. "Please don't bring that up again..."
They stopped in front of Hungary's dorm room, as Vladimir put on Arthur's cool invisibility cloak "That's mine, you git!".
"Alright, I'm heading outside. You distract Hungary, and I'll wait near the window. When she turns around, run like hell out. I'll be waiting in the car."
52. Scare your friends (and enemies).
"Yeah, so that's my-"
There was a tapping at the window.
England started to get nervous, and blushed. "What's wrong, Arthur? Are you sick or anything?"
"Hahaha! No, I'm fine-"
Hungary turned around, and saw Vladimir holding a blood vial, crossdressing as a nurse.
She turned around again.
"..."
"...fuck."
The story of the royal ass-whooping of England was told over and over again, for weeks to come.
53. Get your revenge.
"Hahaha...Hungary might be able to beat up America, and utterly kick Turkey's ass, but I have a secret weapon up my sleeve..."
"ARISE!" Arthur was covering his eyes, for the monstrosity to come.
A fleck of silver hair peered up, along with a coat, and a smiling, creepy Russian.
"You called?"
There was silence. Then...
"H-hey you communist bastard..."
"I am so happy to see you!"
"T-there's a revolution in Hungary, so c-can you help stop it?"
"Sure thing, comrade!"
Prussia's going to kill me...
54. Watch a movie.
"Which movie do you want to watch, kids?"
"Let's watch South Park!"
"I want Borat!"
"No, why don't we watch Forrest-"
"MINE!"
"SHUT UP, NON-WHITE ARGENTINA!"
"YOU SON OF A-"
BANG
America's pistol was smoking.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT DA FUCK UP! Especially you Commies out there!"
Then, he noticed the beer bottle that he had shot on accident.
"Fuck myself."
It exploded.
55. Deny a crime.
"But it wasn't me! I swear, it wasn't me! I'm Canada, not America!"
"Tell that to the vice-principal."
"I swear! I'm Canada!"
Happy Halloween!
Elizabeth Bathory was...well, it's better looking it up.
55 inspired by one of iTorchic's ways.
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