ARGH!

Sorry guys about the lack of updates; school has been a bitch, and I'm writing a non-Hetalia story right now. It's bananas!

But, since I get Thursday + Friday off, expect to see...at least another update.

If I don't, then someone can take away my internet cookies. :(

But, without further ado, here's the pre-message!

Don't forget to R&R, follow and favorite, and hope you enjoy this set! DFTBA!

56. Go on a road trip.

It started with a new Aston Martin, and it ended with a bloody, beat-up American in Russia.

"Time for 'The Complete History of the Soviet Union, Sung to the Melody of Tetris', da?"

"NOOO! STOP RUINING MY FAVORITE SONG! NOO!"

"I, am the man, who arranges, the blocks, that continue, to fall from up above..."

"I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY, YOU FUCKING COMMIE!"

57. Learn about history.

"...the Gilbert Islands were occupied by Japan after World War I, but were not integrated into their current state, until after the American liberation of the island during World War II..."

"Hey West?"

Prussia tapped at Germany's back.

"Didn't we used to own those islands?"

Germany paled.

"Ummm...ja, we did!"

"Then why do I feel like drinking vodka right now?"

"...fick."

58. Launch a nuke.

You'vecometotheReichplace: WHAT THE FREAKING HEIL!

Cheese-eating(surrendermonkey): We're all going to die! (Also, who the baise changed my beautiful name?!)

IAMTHEFREAKINGHERO: O fohr d luv of rome its just a nke

CanadaWilliams: A nuke? A NUKE?! This is DEFCON, not real life!

59. Go to the airport.

America was just going through airport security, when all of a sudden...

"ALLALHU ACKBAR!"

America was blinded by Iran and Syria flashing portable floodlights into America's eyes.

"MY EYES! GET THEM FLASHLIGHT TERRORISTS!"

Iran looked at Syria.

"One word: RUN!"

60. Discover a greater evil.

"Hey Frog-face, do you notice something-"

"HEIL MYSELF! WE. ARE. FLASHLIGHT NAZIS!"

Germany started waving his flashlight in France's eyes.

"Non, non! My beautiful eyes are being contaminated by the filthy light of the bastard's lamp!"

"hallo France"

France turned around, staring.

"Heil myself! Heil to me! I'm the kraut who's out to change our history!
Heil myself! Raise your hand! There's no greater dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for-"

BOOM

"Get the fuck out! You ate my fucking chicken pot pie!"

America sighed.

"Woot-hoo, now we have flashlight Nazis, to add onto flashlight terrorists, flashlight commies, and floodlight jihadis. How much worse can this get?"

Silence.

"Fuck."

"ALLAHLU ACKBAR!"

"HEIL MYSELF!"

"REMOVE BOURGEOISE!"

Random.

Remember to R&R, and to follow and favorite! Hope you enjoyed! DFTBA!