I'M BAACK!

Been spending the past few weeks in China, with limited internet access, and just having a really hectic school schedule in general. So, I'm going to try and make it up for the time I've been gone.

Writing at 1:30 AM, on jet lag...

Let's see...that's...

*checks update calendar*

...8 sets.

In all sincerity, I'm going to try and get back on schedule in the coming months. It's been a while, and I really love writing this, especially with my favorite subject being history and geography.

Anyways, remember to R&R, follow and favorite, and DFTBA!

76. Piss off someone's solder brother.

"Slovak, what did we ever to the little girl?"

"You mean Liechtenstein?"

"Yeah; I mean, I guess we took some lands, but what kind of retribution is a man with an AK-47 chasing you?!"

"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"

77. Escape chaos.

In retrospect, Canada thought, the vacation to Tahiti was even worse than the world meeting.

"This place doesn't even have maple syrup, or hockey!"

78. Relieve your 'glory days'.

Everyone at the world meeting was worried, when the Bad Touch Trio, Turkey, and Sweden didn't show up for the World Meeting.

When they came to raid their houses (and also take their various liquors, and in Sweden's case, meatballs), they usually found one of them crying in the corner, and drinking their sorrows, staring compulsively at their computer screen, or high off of their ass, cheering with bloodlust and glory.

The culprit apologized, and agreed to ban sales of the game into the country.

79. Purchase certain 'toys'.

"EW, ENGLAND! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!"

"It's not my fault citizens of your country are purchasing this! And why the hell are you so worked up about it? Go vent your disgust at froggy pants, or something!"

80. Shatter peoples' ears.

When the high notes came, even America's ears became collective victims of Austria's beautiful song.

"MY EARS!"

76: Around the time of WWI, Liechtenstein used to own ancestral lands in present-day Czechia. They were seized, though, and this may have actually contributed to Liechtenstein's poor economic condition during the interwar period.

78: Yes, I am referring to EUIV. For those of you who don't know, Europa Universalis VI/4 is a game, in which you can play as a country from 1444-1821. France, Prussia (at least after formation), and Turkey (the Ottomans) are generally considered to be the absolute strongest countries to play as in EUIV, while Spain is the absolute boss in colonization (as in real life). The game was created by a Swedish company, Paradox Interactive.

80: The song Austria is playing is Meditation, by Jules Massenet. Granted, he was French, but who plays the best violin in the world? (Probably either Austria, or Japan.)

Anyways, I will be making oneshots for 78! I hope you enjoy them, and future sets of this fic!

R&R, follow and favorite, and DFTBA!