A/N: First of all thank you all for reading my story. Like i said before, criticism is welcome and insisted so i can improve my work. And if you don't, Soldier will break into your house/apartment/boat/whatever shit you have and kick your ass so hard that you will start to orbit the Sun. So, enjoy chapter 2.
Scout's POV
All team were following the rebels outside the town. They went on the hill and a bit far away they saw it: The Ghost.
"So, that's basicaly where we live" said Sabine.
"You live on the starship?" asked Engie. He always had to know some technical stuff about things and which Scout didn't understand. A bit tired he came up with idea.
"Hey, Solly" he asked "Wanna race to the ship?"
"Oh you're on, private Twinkletoes" said Soldier wielding his rocket launcher already. Scout smirked on that. There were no rocks on which che could start his pogo rocketjumping fast. He had an advantage for some time.
"Ok, 3, 2, 1" Scout counted "GO!" and ran. His favourite thing to do. At the beggining he was a lot farther than Soldier, but when his rival finaly started to do pogo jumps, they were fighting hard to get the first place. Then Scout saw a gap between two hills. He smiled and pulled out his Winger pistol and jumped. When he was doing second jump, Soldier somehow appeared and punched him with in the face with the blunt side of his Market Gardener. It didn't kill him but he felt like he lost three teeth. He fell on the ground.
"Oh f*ck! I'll kill you Solly or at least humiliate you with one of my pranks in front of entire team" He said and started to shout "Medic!" and everything was a little blurry.
"Dummkopfs, everytime you two compete, one of you is getting hurt" he heard Medic's voice. It sounded hilarious spoken by a mad scientist but even Scout could tell that Medic cared for his team.
"We've got the medbay on the ship. Although we don't have much medicine, i'm sure we can help him." said voice which sounded like Ezra.
"No need! I vill take care of him" he said with his evil tone. After that Scout felt familiar feeling of medigun's beam. He felt strengh and stood up, looked at his hands and said "Yeah, thanks Doc".
Medic just smiled and said "Anozher succesful procedure ahahaha"
Scout chuckled and immediately remembered that he needs to take care of Soldier. "C'mon pals, I'm sure that Solly is already blowing the ship up." he said. Mercenaries laughed but rebels looked a bit worried. And their fears have proven. Soldier was standing in front of a man with green armor and were arguing. Scout saw the opportunity to get his revenge. He pulled out his Sandman and one baseball. He launched the ball and it hit Soldier in the head. Then he ran towards him and bashed him in the back.
"And dat was for dat shovel to da face" he taunted "Not so though there are ya? ARE YA?!" Then he turned to the man he was arguing with.
"I'm sorry for Solly. He is rather intense" he smiled.
"Wow that was nice shot" Ezra said while looking on the Soldier who was moaning on the ground.
"Why thanks" Scout replied chuckling "Although i still need to make some "harmless" pranks for him"
The expression on Ezra's face turned into evil grin "Pranks you say..." he said mysteriously. "Well i think i can assist you here"
"Wait! You know eachother and already starting to make pranking teams? Ezra who are these people?" said man with green armor.
"Kanan don't worry. They helped us get out of the magazine when Zeb accidentaly alerted bucketheads." Ezra explained. "They can fight very well"
"Indeed" said Spy's voice from behind the man called Kanan. He didn't expect this so he activated his laser sword (Scout didn't know how they call it) and sliced Spy. His body fell on the ground. Scout was shocked at the very beggining but then remembered that Spy also took Dead Ringer with him.
"NO! Kanan!" Ezra and Sabine screamed. Kanan looked at the fake Spy body and immediately felt guilty. But before anyone could say anything else, Spy reappeared with loud sound in a little bit distance from the group.
"What ze fuck is wrong with you" he said in french accent. Everyone except merceraries were jaw dropped.
"How..." Kanan could only say.
"Well, I should ask you why did you tried to slice me?" said Spy irritated.
"I would do the same thing and actually enjoy it" Scout teased with a smile.
"Uhh maybe we should introudce both sides to eachother" said Zeb. Everyone agreed and after introducing the pilot whose name was Hera, everyone went to the ship to talk.
Ezra's POV
Ezra still couldn't belive how Spy was still alive. It seemed like a miracle. After a short talk and explaining everything to the RED team (that's how they wanted to be called), with some short stops with Soldier's patriotic screams, everything calmed down. Kanan apologized to Spy and every member of the RED team now had a thing to do. Zeb and Sniper were practicing shooting although Sniper outmatched his furry friend. Demoman was talking with Sabine about explosives, Engineer was asking Hera questions about the Ghost and the rest was somewhere outside. Then Scout approached him.
"Hey, do ya know, where can i find some explosives and paint? I want to make a few pranks" he said with an evil grin on his face. Ezra was laughing. Of course the only place where he could find these things was Sabine's room.
"I'll tell you but i'm not gonna help you. I don't want to die." He said "Explosives and paint you can find in Sabine's room, here" he continued pointing on the right room.
"Alright your choice. I'm gonna enjoy these sweet colorful explosions on my teammates' faces. Maybe i'll also include your crew. Ya never know" he said walking towards the room. He went inside and told Ezra to not enter. He spent like ten minutes there. When he left, he had a little bag of explosives there, three paint sprays and was still doing something with the door.
"When I close the door, do not open it if you don't want to be covered in paint." He said. "Also, geez! Your technology is frickin' complicated and i still don't know if this trap is gonna work"
"You know that Sabine is gonna kill you" Ezra pointed.
"I don't care. I want to have fun in this new world full of new and crazy things." he awnsered "And besides, I have a saying : Ya can't hit what ain't there. You press this button to activate it" he asked holding Sabine's paint bomb
"Yeah, although i don't know how much time does it take to explode" Ezra anwsered.
"Ok, now let's have some FUN!" Scout said loudly with a maniac smile on his face.
Sabine's POV
Sabine was talking with the RED team's explosion expert: Demoman. Except he was drunk and was burping from time to time, he seemed to be good at his job. Although Ezra was missing with Scout and that bothered her, especially when they both admitted to eachother that they love pranks. Sabine tried to not think about it and focus on talking. She was surprised how efective bombs Demoman could make from the materials that seemed to be ancient for making bombs. Also he freaked her out when he was doing what he called sticky jumping. Sabine started to wonder if these people haven't lost sanity. Demoman and Soldier were jumping on their bombs and rockets, Scout was running towards the miniguns, Pyro seemed a little insane (although Sabine wouldn't say it to him/her) and Spy was faking his death like it was nothing. The rest seemed normal, but she overheard the conversation between Hera and Medic and heard that the doctor lost his medical license.
When she was talking, she heard some noises from above. 'Urgh, Ezra in the vents again' was the first thought in her mind. And she wasn't mistaken. She saw his face in the vent. He looked happy and that bothered her.
"Ezra what are you doing in the vents again. Did the Scout locked you somewhere" she asked. He still was looking amused and that was making her feel uneasy.
"If I was you, I would look behind you" he said and started to crawl faster. Immediately Sabine felt two small metal objects connecting with her back. She turned around and saw Scout planting something on Demoman's back as well. He saw that she noticed him and left demoman and Sabine heard beeping.
'Oh no' was the only thing that came to her mind.
For a while, she didn't know what's happening. Everything was pink. That wasn't normal. Then she looked at her hands. She was covered in PINK PAINT. Then she noticed Scout and Ezra laughing hard with HER paint bombs and sprays in hands.
"Oohhh, you are so DEAD!" she said trying to get up. Demoman was also covered in paint but he was sleeping.
"Well, then try to catch us without being hit" Scout taunted. That was it. Sabine stood up and was running towards them but they quickly ran away.
No-one's POV
Scout and Ezra were having fun while planting bombs behind the corners and poor Sabine was getting hit almost every time. The pranking duo visited everyone with their sprays and bombs. They painted Spy's jacket and planted a bomb on his butt, interrupted Zeb's and Sniper's shooting competition with a couple of bombs, Put a puke yellow bomb into the Soldier's rocket launcher, and interrupted two conversations: between Medic and Hera and between Kanan and Engineer. They even hired Chopper and Pyro who was the only one who enjoyed being pranked. They were just literaly creating chaos. Finally when they ran out of bombs and left the sprays cuz they were useless when everyone wanted them dead, Sabine finally caught them outside the ship on the open space.
"Finally caught you two" she said furious and covered in different colours of paint.
"I just wanna say that was his idea" Ezra said pointing at Scout.
"Yeah, dat was my idea cuz i'm a pranking genious. All hail the one and only mighty Lord of Pranks and Master of what is Pranky" runner said with no guilt in his voice.
"Oh yeah, now i'll have my hands on you" Sabine said approaching them.
"Run, Ezra! I wanna see how much she can do!" Scout said. Ezra obeyed without a second thought. Sabine was fine with it. She liked Ezra howeve not as much as he liked her.
"C'mon, I haven't got all day" Scout teased. That was it. Sabine rushed towards him and tried to hit him. He dodged like it was nothing.
"Nice aim" he teased again. She was getting annoyed. She tried to punch him but every time he dodged.
"Missed me" he said after her missed his face by millimeters.
"Gaah fine!" she shouted pulling out her blasters. She didn't want to kill him, just hurt him a bit. She started to shoot and Scout said "Oh, dat ain't good" and ran behind the Ghost. Sabine was surprised by his speed but didn't bother and followed him. Then he suddenly jumped down from the ship and started to run towards her. Sabine was shooting him but every shot missed and Scout seemed to look blurry right now. When effect worn off, he was beside her and kick her right hand making her drop her pistol. Then he swung his baseball bat and bashed out her second pistol so that she dropped it. Sabine was speechless. Scout was approaching her and now she started to fear. When he was really close, he just took out the last bomb and gave it to her.
"Here, I'm sorry, but it was fun. We're good? Cuz if we are not, you'll get more painted" he said. Sabine was surprised how easily he gave up. She had a plan how to have her revenge. She took the bomb and shaked his hand and then pulled him towards her and planted the bomb on his back. Then she ran away a few meters to have a look on explosion, but it didn't happen, while he started to laugh.
"What is that?" she asked dumbfounded.
"Well, this is the one ya didn't finish. It was on your bed, so i took it just in case." he smiled. "Nevermind. Probably now everyone wants us to clean the ship and i'm pretty sure dat ya wanna make sure of it"
It was true, she wanted. They went back to the Ghost and Scout got lectured by Engie and Soldier while Ezra was lectured by Kanan and Hera. They were cleaning up the ship till dawn. When they finally finished Ezra asked "Are we done?"
"Yes, but if you'll do something like this again, I'm gonna strangle both of you" Hera said.
"So, dat means we don't need ta clean up anything else?" asked Scout.
"No, you are free to go. For this night you can stay on the ship and need to squeeze up somehow. Tomorrow we'll find you some place to sleep." Hera replied.
"Ok, i'm going for a short walk" he said. When everyone was going back to her rooms, Sabine opened the door to hers. She went in but again heared beeping.
"Oh not again" she could only say. Outside Scout heard an explosion and Sabine screaming.
"You said we don't need to clean up anything else" he shouted just in case. Then he walked away from the Ghost. In the meantime Engineer was preparing to sleep and thought 'So we're stuck here for a while then. Ah hope that we'll get through it'. He didn't have anything against helping others for free now but didn't know about opinions of his teammates although Scout already seemed to find a friend. One less to worry about. Engie sighed. This was gonna be a long night.
A/N: First of all thank you guys. 2 followers, 1 favourite and 36 views in one day! I hope that we'll stay together for longer. Anyway, please let me know what you think in the reviews. See ya in the next chapter. Bonker out!
