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81. Rant about video games.

"THIS IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. SERIOUSLY FOLKS, DON'T BUY IT."

Alfred downed a beer, and smashed a copy of Hong Kong '97 into the ground, using a sledgehammer.

82. Contemplate life.

"Wait."

England paused, as Taiwan started to speak. "If the circle of life is the model of life, and Hong Kong was given back to China in 1997, and Hong Kong '97 runs in a straight interval, and that Fate/zero died for our sins, then does that mean that 97 is the meaning of life, and that Fate/zero will someday come down to Earth, and bring us up to senpai's house in Amestris?"

"Wat."

"Nein comment."

"THAT GAME?!"

83. Take an IQ test.

"...and the smartest one is America, with an IQ of 145."

"WHAT?! But how is that buffoon smarter than the rest of us?!"

America came, bitch-smacked England, and kneed his groin.

"I happen to be much smarter than you, old sport, so I recommend closing down Cambridge, and moving all of the students to Harvard. Now cheerio." America said this all in a mock British accent.

84. Declare war on the world.

The pen wars stopped...after New York had been vandalized 400 times over, by cats.

85. Be immature.

"Penis."

"Bruder..."

Snickers. "Penis."

"Shut up, America!"

Giggles. "Penis."

"Stop it, bruder."

"Penis."

"GODFUCKING DAMMIT, WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP, YOU TWO!"

Blank stares, and shocked faces.

"Reminder, penis."

"FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU"

81-82: If you don't get it, this is an Angry Video Game Nerd reference. Hong Kong '97 is maybe the literal worst game of all time. Taiwan's dialogue is based off of the AVGN's video on Hong Kong '97.

83: 'Old sport' is from Gatsby. No questions asked.

84: An example of why this is still a crack fic.

85: Alright, this is shamelessly lifted from Ain't No Rest For The Wicked. Go read it now, go read it later! It's an awesome story, describing the antics of the Awesome Trio.

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