I'M BACH!
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Someone kill me for the terrible pun. XD
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91. Invent a universe.
"Kittens...chocolate, no, strawberry cakes...what a glorious world!"
Gilbert had to be restrained from breaking into Mexico's house for the rest of eternity.
92. Time-travel.
It only took one 'Fuck!' to change Britain from a (somewhat) decent place, to a hellhole full of communists and anarchy.
93. Make bad titles.
"WHY YUO CHANGE FATE NAME TO UNLIMITED DICK WORKS?!"
94. Relish your glory days.
It only lasted for 20 minutes, but Mongolia enjoyed every second of it.
"As your master, I command you to steal every pony in the world!"
"Yes master..."
95. Come into conflict.
How Poland came to hate Mongolia was a bit...weird.
It all started one day, in the 1200's...
"Greetings! My name is the Great Khanate of Mongolia and Beyond! And I love horses!"
Poland gushed. "OMG, you are the littlest, cutest-"
He didn't remember what happened afterwards, but all that was left was a postcard that said 'Fuck you' with a childish middle finger, and wooden ponies on sticks.
93: Ah, Prussia. Why and how you can make so many penis jokes fails my logic.
94-95: There were numerous conflicts between Poland and the Mongol Empire during the 1200's. And both of them seem to like horses/ponies.
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