A/N: Hey, welcome back in the another chapter. You are so amazing guys. We hit over 500 views. I didn't expect such result in such a short period of time. Thank you! I'm experiencing some problems with the reviews so i rewrote them from e-mail and my anwsers there.
Guest: Nice work there. Mistakes here and there, but it's not bad. I love this story. Update soon.
Thank you, this means a lot, random person who wrote this.
Keys of fate: HAHAHAHAHAHA that was great man. XD I love the Ezrabine scene with how Ezra scared the ghost crew into thinking he died. XD
I'm happy that you like it. I laughed myself when I came up with this idea. Although what I personaly enjoy most is writting Soldier's lines. I will make more of the Ezrabine scenes, but as I wrote before, not so fast.
If anyone knows how to solve this problém with the reviews, I would be grateful for PM me. Anyway, this is the idea that came to my mind long ago. Don't be afraid I don't bite (although I don't know if Pyro's new pet doesn't), you can submit your ideas in the reviews and even if they don't show in the review section, I will have them on my e-mail. This time no dialogue because I ran out of ideas. So here you have the chapter.
TF2 Universe: Double Cross, RED base, No-one's POV
"We don't know what happened to the RED team" BLU Engineer said to Miss Pauling on the screen. "They just didn't show on the battlefield after the ceasefire."
"Administrator wants to know the cause of their disappearance" Miss Pauling anwsered. " I'll be there as soon as I can to help you in searching."
"Uhh that is not good idea now." Sniper said. "Tomorrow is Halloween and we need to go to the Ghost Fort to fight Merasmus but this time alone."
"Administrator let you stay here until the reason of the RED's disappearance is revealed," Assistant said. "but I doubt that Merasmus will quit the competition. Be prepared for anything if he will appear." She ended the transmission. BLU mercenaries looked at eachother and went to their business. They didn't like RED team, but it was boring without them and fights.
Star Wars Rebels Universe, Atollon, Chopper base,
Since the bread incident, many things have changed. First of all: bread was transporter with ships not teleporters. Although rebels have used this strategy to sabotage the Empire food storages on different planets.
But the rules and actions were not only things that changed. Every rebel in the base that knew RED team from the beggining could tell that they changed. Scout was wearing a band on his hair that kept it up (Frontrunner) and was often wearing the red jacket (Mannish boy, community item), Soldier was wearing the the green cap and sunglasses on it (Jumper's Jeepcap) and except this he didn't change his look, Pyro only somehow manadged to create a balloonicorn with Engie's help and now he was flying everywhere with pyromaniac, Spy didn't change his look much except he was now wearing a dark hood (Dashin' Hashshashin) and the others did some small changes to their standard look like paint etc. But not only their look changed. All of them were now more reasonable and calm. They kept their character traits (like Scout's cocky attitude), but they were less visible.
Also with Engie's help, they created their weapons from their world and now were using more of them. Scout now had 2 winger pistols, 2 Flying guillotines and Force-a-nature, Soldier was using Air Strike, gunboats, Reserve shooter, Buff banner and Market Gardner, Pyro had 2 flare guns, Demoman had 2 swords, Heavy had his Brass Beast and Fists of Steel, Engineer had the Widowmaker (not the one from Overwatch morons), Wrangler, pistol and Jag, Medic had his medi-gun, Crusader's crossbow, Blutsauger and Übersaw, Sniper had his Machina, smg, Jarate and Bushwacka and Spy had Eternal reward, 2 Ambasadors, Dead Ringer, Cloak and Dagger and Big Earner.
They also improved their fighting skills and were major part of the rebel ground forces. That day rebels had a day off and were practicing fighting. Of course it didn't went without a few pranks set up by Ezra and Scout. Sometimes rebels and mercs were suggesting to kick them out of the base, but when they tried, the pranking duo alwasy slipped away and hid somewhere. But that day everything was different. Everyone wanted to relax after the mission they had. They went for dinner and were eating silently. Suddenly Zeb spoke.
"Hey guys, so what was that like to live in your universe, dimension or whatever you can call it?" he asked.
"Well, we weren't actually living for a long time." Engie started. "We were mercenaries hired by company named Reliable Excavation and Demolition. That's where the name RED comes from. We were constantly fighting against our counterparts from Builders League United, BLU in short. We still don't know why they look like us only in blue clothes."
"Sounds like you guys had an interesting job." Sabine commented. "But you said before that you had a device called Respawn. What exacly is it?"
"Well, it was created and installed on every base we were fighting for. It was resurrecting us after we've got killed in the fight. We were treating death so casually until now." Engineer replied with saddness in his voice. Rebels saw it.
"You your world don't you?" Hera asked. Mercenaries nodded silently.
"Some of us still have families there" Sniper said. "I had parents, but after we were here, but I don't know what happens to them now." Rebels looked at eachother and then back at mercenaries.
"You want to go back, right?" Hera asked again. RED mercenaries now looked like they were in deep thoughts. Scout was first to speak.
"Ya know, if you think about it then I don't really wanna go back" he said. Some of his teammates looked at him surprised but the rest didn't react.
"You don't miss the life you had?" Sabine asked. Rebels were also surprised.
"You mean working for a company which requires from you to die constantly, hearing a nevil woman bitching at you for every failure you made (Administrator) and life with no friends?" Scout said almost shouting. "I definately prefer hanging with you, guys. The only real fun I had was when I teammed up with BLU Scout and we set up exploding pie traps on every door in both bases. Now I can do more pranks and more frequently" he finished and looked at Ezra with a smirk. Rebels laughed and mercenaries made an annoyed groan at the memory. They were talking for a while and all eventually went to their quarters for a sleep.
TF2 Universe, Double Cross, Merasmus' POV
Merasmus was tired of waiting for both teams to show up in Ghost Fort so he used his magic skills (read: Bombinomicon) to find the teams. He foudn BLU team in Double Cross so he teleported there, but couldn't find RED team.
"Where are these fools?" He asked himself.
"Dunno, I can't see them as well" Bombinomicon said unexpectly.
"I wasn't asking you, stupid book!" Merasmus said annoyed.
"Well you are staring right at me Skull Head" bomb book teased. Wizard was getting seriously annoyed so he stopped looking for the RED team and went to the BLU base. He saw them sitting and doing nothing. He laughed and went out of his hiding spot.
"Cover fools, MERASMUS HAS RISEN!" He said with his loud voice. BLU team immediately picked up their weapons, but the magician have pushed them back and started to throw spells at them. They were fighting for a while and finally BLU team manadged to deal some serious damage to Merasmus.
"Ahh, must hide, must heal." He said escaping. He went to the RED base and saw an inactive teleporter. It looked broken so he decided to change into it and go hide in the RED Engie's workshop. But when he touched it, it started to sparkle and spin.
"Oh, this is not good" he only could say before he was sucked to the teleporter.
SW Rebels Universe, Atollon, Chopper base, Scout's POV
Scout suddenly woke up. He didn't know why until he heard a buzzing sound in his ears. He tried to go to sleep again, but the noise was annoying. Then a green light came through his window and everything started to shake. He immediately dressed up and picked up his weapons. He ran outside and saw the ball of green energy. Soon after a too familiar figure showed up.
"Merasmus the wizard has come for YOUR SOULS!" the magician shouted. Immediately alarms sounded and soon after rebels were running towards them. But Scout was confused. How did the magician ended up here.
"Hey, Skull Head" He teased Merasmus. "How da hell did ya end up here?!" Wizard looked at him like he was embarassed.
"Uhh, I touched your Engie's teleporter" he said. That was it. But before Scout could reply, Soldier suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
"I don't care if we gonna kick your spectral ass here or back in our world!" his teammate yelled. "You are the worst roommate, discrace of the Afterlife!" He rocketjumped towards him. "And you HATE AMERICAAA!" Scout groaned and followed the Soldier. Soon a whole rebel base concentrated their fire on Merasmus.
"Arrrgh!" wizard said. He started the incantation and Scout didn't like it. He spoke some weird words and suddenly everyone were in the pretty circle dancing. "Plague of dancing, hahahaha!"
That was one of the least liked curse that Merasmus was using. He saw almost everyone were embarassed and red and tried to stop, but they couldn't.
"Wow, Sabine! Didn't know you can dance so well" he heard Ezra's voice. He turned towards them and saw padawan laughing and mandalorian red like his coat.
"Shut up!" she said embarassed. Scout chuckled. When the spell ended, Everyone was trying to take a revenge on the magician. He was wounded badly and Scout could see it. He ran towards him, but the wizard just vanished.
"Ahh, must hide, must heal!" he heard the voice. None of the rebels knew how to fight him So he waved to everyone.
"Hey guys, he is disguised for some kind of object and the longer he is hidden the more he heals himself. Shoot everything dat looks strange!" he shouted. Surprisingly everyone obeyed after the first time. They were searching for a long time and Soldier suddenly shouted.
"We give up, Merasmus! You're too scary for us! Now come out so we can KICK YOUR ASS!" he teased the magician. Then Scout saw a crate that shaked.
"Oh, I got ya, wizard!" he said and shot the crate with his Force-a-Nature. Immediately it turned to the full sized Merasmus who growled.
"Arrgh! Bombinomicon!" he pulled out his book and aimed at Scout.
"Oh, dat ain't good!" the runner said and knowing what will happen next he shouted "MEDIC!" The Doctor joined him. In the meantime Bombinomicon threw a giant bomb on the Scout's head.
"Ohh, I hate that wizard. Hey, you should go blow him up" the book said. Scout smikred.
"With pleasure." he said. "Hit it, Doc!" He immediately felt familiar, but not that common feeling of ÜberCharge. He ran towards Merasmus with a bomb on his head. When he was close, he jumped up.
"I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA!" he yelled and slamed his head at the magician. The bomb exploded sending the wizard back and Scout was safe due to the ÜberCharge. "Yeah, well dat's what happens when you're a genious."
Merasmus stood up and casted another spell. But that one was the Scout's personal favourite.
"Gravity displeases me so i have removed it! ...Most of it!" the wizard said. Scout tried to jump and confirmed that it was working.
"Oh yeah! C'mon pal! Your head will not BONK itself!" he teased and jumped towards him. While everyone else had problems with movement, he was feeling awesome. He double jumped forward and boosted himself in the air with the Force-a-Nature. Then he took 2 baseballs and launched them in the air. His bat connected with them and they hit magician. Then Scout pulled out his two guillotines and threw them at Merasmus. They made a familiar *ding* sound when they hit the wizard. The gravity started to finally return so he braced for impact. When it fully returned, he was standing on the ground while the others were lying on the ground.
"Uh hello! Magic book! Do you still have Demoman's eye? I'll trade you heart for it!" Medic suddenly said. Bombinomicon looked at him thoughtful.
"Oh well, I don't know if you want it in the state it is right no-" he couldn't finish because Soldier slammed his Market Gardner into the book yelling "SCREAMIN' EAGLES!" Rocketman approached the wizard slowly and Scout was already expecting what will happen next.
"Uhh..." magician said trying to stand up. "I hate you so much, Soldier."
"Merasmus!" Soldier said. "I'M GONNA PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR ASS AND KICK IT BACK TO THE AFTERLIFE!" Then he proceeded to the act. Fortunately rebels were far away and still recovering and didn't see that disgusting action. When rabbit was outside of the wizard's anus, Soldier threw it into the magician's face and picked up his rocket launcher.
"Be gone, Merasmus! You are the worst roommate!" He said and fired a rocket into his face. Merasmus' essence started to concentrate in one point and finally vanished. Shortly after Ezra approached Scout.
"Was this one of the exciting activities from your world?" he asked.
"Yeah, dat was actually one time a year when two teams were workin' together." Runner anwsered. Padawan nodded and everyone started to head back to their sleep. Commander Sato decided to give everyone an extra sleep time. Everyone deserved it.
Meanwhile, TF2 Universe, Double cross, RED base, No-one's POV
Merasmus appeared from the teleporter which blew up after a while. When he opened his eyes, he saw the BLU Soldier standing in front of him with a shovel.
"Ha, you dared to escape from the battlefield, but American justice has finally caught you. And I will bet he punishment!" he said. Wizard saw the rest of the BLU team behind the patrion when suddenly heard a female voice.
"What the hell is happening here?" Miss Pauling entered the room.
"That bloody wizard escaped somewhere and we couldn't find him, but he suddenly appeared." Sniper explained. "Although I don't know where the hell he'd been."
"I had a not friendly with your RED counterparts." Merasmus said. "Although they've changed a bit, but Soldier is still a stupid and crazy patriot." Everyone's eyes were now on the magician.
"You know what happened to them?" Miss Pauling asked.
"Yes, they were transported to the another dimension, where Earth do not exist and the technology is far more advanced." He anwsered. Before anyone could say anything, Soldier suddenly started to hit Merasmus in the face with his shovel.
"You *smack* mean *smack* that there *smack* is no *smack* glorious *smack* America in this world? *smack*" he was saying between hits.
"Ow, yes..." wizard said.
"I'm gonna pull a rabbit out of your ass!" Soldier yelled. Merasmus hearing this raised his hands in defense.
"NO! PLEASE NO! Your RED counterpart have defiled my magic anus enough! Please have mercy!" He begged them. Everyone was staring at him and finally Miss Pauling decided to break the silence.
"Wait, you have been in the world that RED team is in. How did you get there?" she asked.
"Uh well, I have touched a broken teleporter when I wanted to disguise myself during the fight, but it sucked me in and sent me to the another dimension. " Merasmus said. "But you see, the teleporter is broken" he pointed on the teleporter.
"YOU WIZARD MAGGOT!" Soldier yelled smacking him again. "WE CAN'T GO THERE AND KICK THEIR ASSES NOW!"
"I don't think this is going to be easy, Soldier. Your counterparts have improved and modified their weapons." Magician said.
"But couldn't you create a spell that would transport us back there with you for some time and to take the RED team with us?" Miss Pauling asked. Merasmus was thinking for a while.
"That might be possible, but the ingredients for the spell take long time to prepare." He said. "But what will I have from this?"
"I will not pull a rabbit out of your ass, wizard maggot!" Soldier looked at him and if glares could kill, Merasmus would evaporate in half a second.
"Alright, alright!" magician said. Administrator's assistant nodded.
"I'll maybe try to convince Administrator to help you get the ingredients. Just give me the list and I'll do what i can." She said. Everyone from the BLU team nodded. They didn't like the RED team, but they were tired of Administrator bullshiting on them to find the damn reason why they vanished. She even blocked their ways to communicate with their families. Now they just wanted to end this and go back to their normal lifes. They just wondered how the RED team is doing without the respawn.
A/N: So that was it. I am gonna make a chapter with BLU team and Miss Pauling going to the SW Rebels universe. Although I don't know if I'm gonna keep them there or not. You guys write what do you think. Anyway, give ideas for chapters in the reviews and as always criticism is encouraged. Carry on!
Bonker out!