A/N: Hey guys I'm not dead. I'm sorry that i didn't post a chapter earlier. By the way YOU ARE AWESOME. You hit 1000 views in! WOW! Anyway this is a chapter that I wanted to write long ago. Also, I'm so sorry but there will be no sweet dialogues unless I'll have an idea :(. As always criticism and your own ideas are encouraged. Enjoy...

Atollon, Chopper base, No-one's POV

Everyone was up today, but that doesn't mean they were busy. Most of the rebels were wandering around doing nothing. This day was one of the few recently when Scout and Ezra weren't boobytrapping everything with pranks. Now they were both training and everyone was happy to not set off any of their traps.

Since Merasmus' visit the Ghost crew began a more social life with the RED team. Sabine was spending most of the time with Demoman who even taught her a few tricks about bomb making and Soldier who decided to tolerate her as a woman on the battlefield although he still didn't like Ahsoka. Zeb was usually hanging out with Sniper and Heavy and together they were having different competitions. Hera, Kanan and Ahsoka were usually talking and doing stuff with Engie since he was the most reasonable one from the team. He even started to make modifications on Ghost which Hera didn't like at the beggining, but after a while she started to appreciate his help. Scout was obviously hanging out with Ezra and sometimes Sabine, but for nothing more than a chat or pranks. Mandalorian was usually annoyed by his presence around her, but he was a good friend and ally in the fights. Also he was the only one who she trained with due to their similar weapons.

Suddenly Hera ordered to gather in the command center. Everyone headed there and of course Scout was first and soon after Ezra ran in breathing heavily. They usually had a racing competitions when there were new orders. Hera looked at them a bit annoyed, but when everyone was present she spoke.

"Alright, our intel says that on the outer rim there will be a huge transport of old republican ARC fighters and V-wings passing the asteroid field." she said and turned on the holotable which showed a transport ship with the old fighters."V-wings are our priority, because they are not that big. But if there will be an opportunity, we'll take also these ARC-170 heavy fighters."

"What about Commander Sato's opinion?" Ezra asked noticing that their commander was not here.

"I have discussed it with him and he decided to give me the command since I know more about starfighters than anyone here." Twi-lek pilot said. Everyone nodded. "We'll need to eliminate the escort first. Three light cruisers." she continued pointing at the ships.

"And how we'll get rid of them?" Sabine asked.

"Yeah, we're not taking the entire fleet, right?" Scout added.

"No, but we'll take one cruiser to help us, but only for the clearing out the Imps." Hera said. Everyone nodded in agreement. After all one cruiser is always something.

"So we're going in and leave in the fighters?" Ezra asked.

"It would appear so," Sabine anwsered. "But from what i recall, these V-wings don't have hyperdrive."

"Don't worry. There are some Syliure-45 hyperdrive modules on board as well. Just dock in and they will be your hyperdrive." Twi-lek pilot said. Everyone nodded and startet to prepare to go.

"Hey, just don't forget the life support suits when you fly V-wings. They don't have them." Hera said. After a while, everyone who was chosen to this mission was ready to go. Just didn't know what was waiting for them.

Deep space, Asteroid field, Scout's POV

Everything was going pretty well now. They went out of hyperspace, and destroyed the cruisers. Soldier even destroyed one by himself shooting rockets through the Ghost's hangar. That freaked Hera out when she was face-to-face with exploding cruiser. After that they destroyed the transporter's comm tower and landed in the hangar. Now it was their turn to do the job.

They exit the Ghost and cleared the hangar. When they were done, Scout pulled out something that wasn't his property but he took it anyway: the Sabine's blue spray. He was the only one from the RED team who was piloting any ship. Hera was impressed by his capabilities in flying and how quickly he learned so she allowed him to sometimes fly an A-wing. This time although Scout was going to pick his own fighter. He saw one that was looking nice but it's paint was scratched on both sides.

"Huh, the spray should do the job very nicely" he said out loud which immediately caught Sabine's attention.

"What spray?" mandalorian asked glaring at him.

"Oh nevermind!" Scout replied quickly and moving very fast he started to paint blue flames and other shapes in the places where paint was scratched. Sabine growled but went to her own fighter. Runned didn't want to start another war with her so when he was done, he threw her the spray.

"Ok I'm done. You can take it!" he shouted. Everyone else rolled their eyes and picked up their fighters. There was more than enough of them so Zeb, Soldier and Demoman chose ARC-170 fighters, but one for each.

"You kids need to know that the REAL man needs a REAL guns!" Patriot said. "But I guess you maggots prefer the cowardly dodging strategy."

"Actually Scout is the one that prefers it the most." Spy said suddenly appearing behind the runner.

"Asshole." Scout commented.

"That's the second place that I would visit in your mother." Spy teased. Scout's patience reached limits and he pulled out his Sandman and manadged to hit french in the head. It was the first time that he didn't miss his head so now on his face was a mixed expression of shock, pride and smile.

"Argh, you imbecile!" Spy said rubbing his head.

"You've got anythin' smart to say now?!" Scout teased him.

"Hey ladies, we still have fighters to steal." Sabine cut their argument. Both of them went to their business but bostonian was still glaring at Spy.

Meanwhile, Imperial Star Destroyer, No-one's POV

Fifth Brother and Seventh Sister were called to the bridge. They didn't much like briefings but they usually meant a new mission.

"What is it, commander?" Female inquisitor asked. Officer shrugged on her tone but turned on the holotable.

"We've intercepted a signal from one of our transport ships that was transporting the old V-wings and ARC-170 fighters for recycling." he said and the holotable showed another Imperial officer.

"To anyone in near! We're under attack by rebel forces. They took out our escort! We need immediate back u-" and the signal cut.

"We belive these are the rebels you are looking for." Imperial commander said still a little bit nervous about presence of 2 inquisitors.

"Give us the coordinates and we'll leave immediately." Fifth Brother said. They went to the hangar ready to confront the rebels.

Deep space, Asteroid field, Imperial transport, Scout's POV

There was some more trouble with stormtroopers who were sometimes entering the hangar, but they were either scared away or blew up. Both caused by Soldier's rockets and patriotism.

"You maggots don't know how a REAL man fights. Come here cowards so my foot can have a visit to your asses!" he shouted when stormtroopers were escaping the hangar in panic. Suddenly Hera spoke through the comm.

"Hey, I'm still hiding in the asteroid field but it looks like you're going to have visitors." she said.

"What kind of visitors?" Kanan asked.

"I see two inquisitor fighters. Nothing more, but you should be careful." Twi-lek said and shut the comm.

"Oh perfect..." Jedi said sarcastically. "Prepare yourself quickly. Ezra I need you to help me hold them off. We'll jump to the one of the ARC fighters."

"On it, Master." padawan said.

"Good luck out there!" Scout shouted and put his life support suit on. Suddenly two inquisitor fighters entered the hangar and landed. Scout was a bit surprised that they didn't open fire but he was fine with that. Two really familiar figures appeared went out of the starfighters.

"Well, well, well. So we meet again." the Lady Sith said.

"Yes and again my foot will kick your asses so hard that you WILL become another asteroid, MAGGOTS!" Soldier yelled and rocketjumped into the air. Inquisitors smiled and he didn't like that.

"Not this time" Dark lady said and with her ugly companion they used that weird thing called "The Force" to push Soldier into the wall hitting a big fuel tank by the way which fell on his patriotic friend after a while. Scout didn't understand this magic stuff but he liked it when Ezra was using it. Mostly to help him with pranking.

"Soldier!" padawan yelled.

"Ha ha!" Seventh Sister chuckled. "Your friend will not interrupt our fight this time." Scout was so sure of that until he heard a fuel tank rolling over and saw a figure which was defianetely looking like Soldier.

"Hey, Solly! You made it!" he shouted.

"What? How?" the Dark Lady's male doppelganger was jawdropped. Although something was wrong with his teammate and Scout could see it. Suddenly Soldier's neck turned 180o to the inquisitors (which could be impossible) and his eyes were facing two different directions.

"I AM Painis Cupcake." Scout's instinct started to kick in, but he couldn't move somehow. Soldier's body turned into the same direction as the head. "I WILL EAT YOU!" And with that, he was pinning down the Dark Lady's doppelganger to the wall.

(SUDDEN MAGICAL CHANGE OF POV) Seventh Sister's POV

That guy was impossible. First of all: he recovered too fast from under the fuel tank that fell on him. Then he called himself Penis Cupcake and within half a second from his last words, he was already pinning down her male companion. Not that she liked him much. In fact she was usually annoyed by his stupidity and irrational way of thinking, but she still didn't want to carry his body back.

"Come here, madman!" she called her enemy. Soldier (that's how his teammates have been calling him) turned towards her and threw a dead stormtrooper at her. She easily cut through him, but her enemy started to trow many of dead bodies and soon she was overwhelmed by the volley of bodies hitting her.

"I will feed you with dead bodies so you will be tasty to eat!" he said. She fell on the floor but stood up fast. Then Soldier ran to her in unnatural speed and whacked her head.

'Wow, he is tough' the female inquisitor thought, but wouldn't admit it. She put her dual lightsaber forward and tried to block her enemy's attacks. Painis stopped in front of the blades and after a while he grabbed them and bent them like thin wires.

"Ho-how...?" She was dumbfounded. That should be impossible, but her blades were bent 90o to the right. He took her lightsaber. Suddenly her male companion tried to stab Soldier from the back, but when his blade connected to his victim, Soldier's skin started to glow bright red.

"I WILL EAT YOU!" he said and pushed Fifth Brother to the wall with incredible force.

'Idiot' Seventh Sister thought. Meanwhile her companion was being punched rapidly in the face. He fell to the ground with his face deformed.

"Ugh, eat this you abomination!" he screamed igniting his lightsabers again, but Painis Cupcake just bent them like he did with hers. Fifth Brother was dumbfounded and started to back off. The female inquisitor joined him in his retreat. Suddenly Soldier put two lightsabers together creating a cross with bent ends (swastika). Then he looked at them and started to shake his head rapidly.

'That can't be good' she thought.

"I WILL EAT YOU, SORRY NAZI MAGGOTS!" the patriot screamed. She didn't know what nazi meant, but she and Fifth brother started to back off to their fighters. Suddenly she saw a dead stormtrooper lying on the ground and decided to push him in the Painis.

"Take that!" she said, but he just didn't mind and devoured the body with loud 'Om, nom nom' sounds. When they reached their ships, Soldier was picking up dead stormtrooper bodies and throwing them at the fighters.

"WAAGH! I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS!" the patriot screamed so loud that they heard it in their fighters. Inquisitors decided to not hang around and left.

'You'll pay for that!' Seventh Sister thought.

(SUDDEN MAGICAL CHANGE OF POV) Scout's POV

Everyone was staring at the fight between Painis Cupcake and the inquisitors. When it ended he turned towards the rebels and mercenaries. This immediately pulled Scout back to his senses.

"I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE!" Soldier said. "I WILL EAT YOU!" Scout pulled out a baseball as fast as he could. Painis was close when he released the ball which hit him in the head. It stunned him for a while and Scout used this to jump in the air still being in an uncomfortable life support suit. He knew that to bring Solly back to normal, he needed to BONK his head very hard. And so he did falling on the stunned Soldier, he swung and hit his head with a loud'BONK!'. His teammate collapsed to the ground but after a few seconds he tried to stand up.

"Uhh, I feel like my head was hit by an asteroid." Soldier mumbled this time being normal.

"Oh thank goodness he is normal again." Scout sighed with a relief.

"Wait, can you explain to me what just happened?" Kanan approached him after recovering from shock.

"Umm... ok so Solly has a condition but let's talk about it when we're back, ok?" Scout asked. Kanan nodded and crawled to the ARC fighter and Scout went to his V-wing. They found the hyperdrive rings and it was a perfect number of them for everyone. They flew away from the transport.

"Hey, what took you so long?" Hera suddenly asked through the comm.

"We had a 'tiny' problen with Solly, but he is back to normal again." Scout said.

"Wait, so he wasn't normal back then?" she asked.

"We'll explain later." Spy said. Hera was fine with that and all V-wings entered the hyperspace. When they reached Atollon, they all landed although there were some problems with the hyperspace rings. After they finally landed, Medic, Commander Sato and Ahsoka went to welcome them.

"Good work. With additional fighters, our fleet will be stronger." Commander said.

"What took you so long anyway?" Ahsoka asked.

"Well, we ran into inquisitors and they triggered Solly's little condition." Scout replied. "Yes Medic, they triggered Painis, but he is back to normal."

"Oh dummkopfs!" Medic said annoyed. "At least he is back to normal." Commander Sato and Togrutan Jedi looked at him with an intrigued look.

"Who is Painis?" Ahsoka asked.

"Uh, I'll explain everything soon!" Medic said and Scout sighed with a relief that he wasn't the one who had to explain Soldier's condition. He was sleepy and wanted to think over this entire day. He went to his room, fell on the bed an fell asleep.

A/N: Aaand done. I really thank you guys again and have two announcements. First is a question: I was thinkin about writing an Q&A series related to this story and write what do you think about it. Second: I'll soon start writting another story. This time it will be Minecraft: Story Mode story focused around love, so if you like that kind of stuff, check it out when it comes out. After that I'll be writing 1 chapter of this and 1 chapter of that. Remember, I'm still a young writer and I'm still learning so please be understanding. Anyway write what you think about the chapter and two informations above.

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