Enjoy while you can!
136. Start speculating.
It all culminated in all of the former empires getting drunk and ranting about their glory days.
America had the idea to put all of them in the nursing home 'temporarily'.
137. Fight using unconventional weapons.
"Hah! My ace beats your king!"
"Grr..."
"Verdammt, I got a 5."
"I got a 2!"
"WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL ARE YOU DOING"
They were all playing go-fish...with actual fish.
138. Settle a dispute.
"Silesia is mine!
"No, it's mine!
"Mine!
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"MINE!"
"Nah, it's mine."
"GTFO POORLAND"
139. Build a wall.
It was certain to end in a burning crash.
It ended in a burning crash drenched in gasoline, with one surviving: the last of the Yuropeans.
"I didn't need more oil..."
140. Make a hotline.
"Hello, this is Bonnefoy Services. Press 1 to speak about your romance. Press 2 to speak about cooking. Press 3 to start a revolution. Bon voyage!"
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