AND THE CAVALRY COMES STORMING IN!
Hey guys, sorry for the delay! School is literally pure evil, and I play in my school's orchestra, so yeah...it doesn't leave me with a lot of time to write.
But thanks to Yom Kippur (and the advantage of living in a predominately Jewish community), I can do some catch-up writing.
Enjoy le memes! :)
146. Get Skype.
"And this is why we use Facebook, Ill."
"B-but glorious-"
"SHUT UP, ILLINOIS! FACEBOOK IS THE BEST!"
"Aww..."
147. Torture someone with something from their past.
"Hey America?"
"What is it, England dude?"
England had a dark, menacing smile on his face. America was shaking, as he backed away.
"Uh, England? Is everything all-"
The menacing aura disappeared, as England pulled out a flower from mid-air.
"Here's the flower you were looking for."
"..."
"What?"
"FUCK YOU ENGLAND"
148. Break the mood.
As America was sobbing in the aftermath of the 'Flower Incident', he was thinking about...him.
Suddenly, Italy started singing, and sparkles showered upon him like snowcones in China.
America kept wailing.
"WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE SO MEAN TO ME?!"
149. Play piano.
No one expected her to win, but she somehow managed to beat both Austria, the home of classical music, and Poland, the place from where Chopin resided.
Everyone looked in awe, as Hungary broke the Steinway with her fingers alone, trying to play a Liszt piece.
150. Build a wall.
"Hey, how's it going Greecy-boy?"
"Get out."
"Hey, all I want now is-"
"Get. Out."
"Alright, alright. I'll get out..."
Turkey turned back to look at Greece, only this time, he was holding a bowling ball.
With a psychotic look on his face, he threw the bowling ball at the walls of Constantinople.
As Greece looked in horror, he broke down, and started crying.
"You meany! That...that took me 300 years to build!"
Turkey could only look in confusion, as the Greek forces panicked like monkeys on fire.
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