Tumblr has dragged me into the JoJo fandom. :==D
Also, abridged series are awesome. :D
Hope you enjoy this set!
151. Marvel at something.
"This isn't just any wine..."
"It's..."
Wine de Avignon
"Eh, never mind."
152. Have an obsession with yourself.
"Uh, Hellas? Why is 'Alexandria' plastered on my back? And speaking of, it's on a lot of peoples' backs."
"It's his way of claiming territory..."
153. Debate.
The debate between who invented the hamburger would never end.
Until one side lost.
By having to eat England's cooking.
"Du dummkopf! It's called Hamburg-er! Not American-er!"
"But I was the one who cooked it first!"
154. Stumble upon your sister in the shower.
Oh, how Italy and England got their asses kicked after seeing Maddie...in the shower.
"YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT ENGLAND!"
"Ve~ America is scary~"
"SHUT UP AND RUN! I NEED TO SAVE MY MANHOOD!"
"Ve~ It must be her time of the month aga-"
POW
155. Translate names.
"Honhonhon Angleterre, what does your name mean?"
"It means 'shut the fuck up, Frenchie'."
Meanwhile...
"My name mean 'land of sun'!"
"Dude, that's totally radical! What does my name mean?"
"It means 'land of goats'."
"...remind me why I don't go to China anymore."
151: Totally from JoJo Abridged.
152: History time! There were (and still are) a lot of places named Alexandria, which was called that due to Alexander the Great. Places in Egypt, North America, and even Turkey were named Alexandria, either by Alexander himself, or by people naming places after the places Alexander named after himself.
153: The origin of the term 'hamburger' comes from the dish known as the 'Hamburg steak'. Basically, beef, but chopped into pieces and formed into a patty. The rest is history.
155: In Chinese, yes, America means 'land of the goats' when translated. I have no idea why, just something I learned from Mandarin class at school.
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