Well, I lost a notebook with a lot of stuff for this, so I'm doing this from scratch here.
I hope you guys can enjoy this makeshift/impromptu chapter, so here we go!
161. Start Christmas early.
"Al...what are you doing?"
"Oh, hey Mattie! I'm just getting ready for Christmas!"
Matthew looked at the boxes in Alfred's hands. "But Christmas doesn't even start until next month..."
Alfred laughed. "It never hurts to be..."
Suddenly, a ringer started pinging through the room. For some unknown reason, this terrified Matthew, as he started running out of the room.
"OH GOD, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!"
162. Bribe with candy.
"Oh come on, I'll give you 5 toffee bars!"
"...I'll have to consider that."
163. Gamble.
"Bet your soul."
"No."
"I said, bet your soul!"
"No."
"Come on!"
"No."
"Please?"
"N-O. NO."
"aLrIgHt ThEn, We'Ll PlAy A dIfFeReNt GaMe."
"Alright fine! But stop...stop making me cry for Italy..."
164. Go bait-and-switching.
Furueru hodo kokoro moetsukiru hodo atsuku
Sono te kara hanate kodou karada minagiru yuuki de
Mayoi naki kakugo ni 'Kassai' wo!
~Sono chi no sadame~ Jooooooooooo-
"-OHHHNNNN CENNNAAAAA"
"..."
"...I fucking hate you America."
165. Make someone cry.
Turkey had never been so proud of himself.
"Ah, I can feel the salt in the air."
"CONSTANTINOPLE NOT ISTANBUL"
"At least we didn't lose the city during a war."
"FUCK YOU"
"Oh, but I did. And do you know when I did it? On 5/29."
"AHHHHHHHHHYOUFUCKINGSONOFABITCH"
163: From JoJo Abridged. Seriously, go watch it. It's the best thing in the world.
164: This is from a Reddit video; it's awesome.
165: Also from JoJo Abridged. Decided to add it in for fun.
I can't believe I'm a sucker for obscure anime that deserves more views. :=(
Anyways, hope you enjoyed! Remember to R&R, follow and favorite, and DFTBA!