Dual updates for the new year! :D
First one below!
171. Celebrate the new year.
Texas' shenanigans landed him in one of Illinois' various hospitals.
The states celebrated with champagne and pizza at Indiana's house, as Texas was forced to watch them eat over FaceTime from the hospital.
"Sorry bro..."
172. Fly a drone.
"Why did you get a drone?"
"I'm spying on Angleterre, to see what he's up to this year..."
"So...the usual?"
"Matthieu...why are you looking at me like that? *sniff sniff* I'm not crying now, am I?"
"Um..."
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU PERVERT"
173. Get a computer.
It was an enforced rule that no one should ever gift Sweden with computers.
Especially when it wasn't Christmas.
"..."
"..."
"...NO!"
"What?"
"THIS DOES NOT MATCH MY STANDARDS OF TECHNOLOGY!"
"Then what does?! That computer's got Windows 10, and-"
-BANG-
"NO"
174. Become a pyromaniac.
"America, this is an intervention! You need to stop burning things now!"
"MY HAIR!"
"What are ya talkin' about?"
"America!"
fwoosh
"Ameri-AAHH IT HURTS"
175. Adopt a koala.
No one knew the true secret to Australia's koala...except for Australia himself.
"If you won't be nice to me..."
Australia shivered.
"...tonight, it'll be you."
171: Story on my New Years' Eve in the ICU coming up tomorrow.
173: I'm really sleep-deprived right now. This makes no sense, even with Paradox Interactive-wanks in place. ;p
174: Yep, this is from asdfmovie.
175: JoJo Abridged (unless that joke came from somewhere else).
Hope you enjoyed this (delayed) set! Remember to R&R, follow and favorite, and DFTBA!