The Big Random Fanfic of DOOM! Part 2!

Scene 1- Bowser's Lament

The hours approaching so do your best. You've got to reach your prime!

Show us the passage of time! That's called a montage! Montage! Ooo We need a montage!

Scene 2-Toad's so Ronery

Toad: I'm ronery so ronery so ronery and sadry arone. There's nowry just me onry!

Peach: RUN!!

Scene 3- Life Alarm

Toadsworth scrabbling around on the floor trying to get up.

Jigglypuff:

WTF NO Pokemon allowed!

Take 2- Action

Toadsworth scrabbling around on the floor trying to get up.

Toad: Have you fallen over and can't get up?

TW: Uh-Huh!

Toad: Then you need Life Alarm!

Daisy swallows a whole melon.

Toad: Biting off more than you can chew? Then you need Life Alarm

Luigi falls off Peach's castle

Toad: Thought you could fly? Then you need Life Alarm

To get your free Life Alarm today call 19-2000 IAM-DUMB. Operators are standing by.

This involved a lot of Team America especially Scenes 1&2

There's no I in Team America. Yes there is!