The Big Random Fanfic of DOOM! 3 Now with added longness!
Scene 1
Peach: Help! My baby!
Mario hears this and runs towards Peach. He kicks the baby away and gets fallen on top of by Ganondorf.
Mario: Why don't –a you come down here and I'll teach-a you a lesson!
Bowser: Yeah, That's a good idea I'll come right down.
Bowser hands Mario a Poison Mushroom.
Mario: Uh! Ahh! Father can you hear me? AHHH!
Bowser: What was that?
Peach: A new hero's come to save us!
They look up and see Luigi aka Mr. L
Luigi tries to spin a web but falls off a building and rolls toward Bowser.
Bowser: Who are you?
Luigi: Have at you! I'm Mr. L- The Green Thunder!
Bowser and Koopalings: Okay bring it on!
Luigi sprays some green sticky stuff and ties up the Koopalings except for Ludwig who turns invisible.
He sprays Luigi with some bug spray.
Then, Wario walks forward in a Wolverine costume. With spoons for spikes. He sees a box of Lucky Charms and proceeds to attack it.
Scene 2
Mario takes centre stage along with Luigi, Bowser and Yoshi.
Drum sounds. Yoshi: Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!
Luigi: Boop-a-doop-a-doop! Boop-a-doop-a-doop!
Mario & Bowser: Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring- Banana Phone! X2
Luigi: I've got this feeling, so appealing for us to get together and sing, SING!
Mario & Bowser: Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring- Banana Phone!
Luigi & Yoshi- Ding-Dong-Ding-Dong-Ding Donana Phone!
Mario: It grows in bunches! I've got my hunches! It's the best beats the rest Cellular Modular Interactiveodluar
Giga Bowser: RUN!!!!!!!
Sorry this was so short! I'll make up for it in Ch.4. Tootles!