Big random FanFic of DOOM! Gerbil 4
Scene 1- Suicide
Mario sitting at a computer, random Toad walks in.
Mario: Oh, hey there!
Toad: I'll see ya in another life brotha! Toad pulls a gun out of his pocket and shoots himself.
Scene 2-This is SPARTA!
Luigi: This is blasphomey! This is madness!
Bowser: THIS-IS-SPARTA! Kicks Luigi in the you-know-whats!
Scene 3 I'm in the toilet!
A cellphone is heard ringing.Yoshi walks out of a toilet cubicle.
Yoshi: HELLO! Yeah! I'M In THE TOILET! YEAH I KNOW I'M FINISHED!
Scene 4-I can fly!
Mario puts on a Wing Cap.
Toad: You can't be serious!
Mario: I'm telling you I can fly! I'm doing it! I'm really doing it!
A doomship shoots him out of the sky.
Scene 5-Friends
Mario: Peach I lost the remote, do you know where it is? Laughter
Peach: I don't know try under the couch. Laughter
Mario: Yeah it's probly under there. Laughter
Scene 6-Toad Nye the science guy.
Toad opens his new Ferrari.
Toad: Now will be a good time!
Two cars on fire crash into it followed by a Forklift,Wheelbarrow,Rowing boat, six plastic tanks, a man in a wheelchair and Santa Claus.
Toad Nye the science guy! Toad Nye-The Science Guy. Toad! Toad! Toad! Toad! Toad Nye The Science Guy!
Daisy: Science Rules
Toad Nye The Science Guy!
Daisy: Inertia is a property of Mallors
Toad Toad Toad Toad Nye the Science Guy!
Toad Toad Toad Toad
Daisy: T-minus 7 seconds.
Toad Nye The Science Guy!
Scene 7-Indiana Mario
Theme plays. Mario peeks round a corner with a revolver in his hand. He jumps out a stairway. He sees the Artifact.
Mario takes it and puts Baby Luigi in its place. Luigi sinks through and is soon replaced by a sign that shouts"You're a loser!"
rumble is heard and Mario runs through the Temple. But instead of boulders giant pancakes and melons roll down! Mario finds the exit but is murdered by a melon which had managed to find his gun.
Scene 8-Jeopardy
And welcome back to Jeopardy! Let's see the categories. Things that rhyme with "Antidestablishmentism""Circle Square or Rabid Dog?""Places that don't have nuclear weapons""Asdlkrendsmfl" "The answer is in the question"" And lastly,D.K you won't understand these!" D.K, since you're trailing by minus $750 billion, You get to make the selection!
D.K: Nuclear before 1993
I'm sorry that's not a option.And it's not even how you pronounce Nuclear!
D.K: What is George.W?
D.K I didn't even say the answer to the question!
Yoshi since you hav'nt even moved yet you make the choice.
Yoshi: I'll take answer in the question for 400, please!
I am a Dog! D.K?
D.K: What is a drug in our system?
No, I'm sorry thats incorrect.Anyone else? D.K I'm sorry, you can only ring in once! AHH! The answer is Dog! I am a Dog!
Yoshi make another selection.
Yoshi: Circle,Square or Rabid Dog for 800.
An object in a circular pattern. Yes, D.K?
D.K: What is a U.A.V launched from a vessel off the American Coast?
D.K thats not the answer...It's not even close! Anyone else? Time for Final Jeopardy!
The answer is your favourite colour. 30 seconds people. D.K raises his hand. No asking D.K! Lets see...
Yoshi has written nothing as usal. Banana has drawn a pretty picture.And D.K said "What is Pie?" None of you are correct!
Yoshi and Banana$0 D.K bids "a Wii" Banana wins!