The Random FanFic of DOOM! Episode 5
Scene 1- Slammer
Mario walks down the street and sees some Dry Bones.
They start dancing to Billy Jean by Micheal Jackson. Luigi is mugged by a zombie. Wario dresses up as Spiderman.
Mario and Peach kick Dry Bones all over the show. Waluigi chops his own arm off.
Scene 2- Hey!
Bowser sees a random Toad.
Bowser: Hey, I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself ohhh. Bowser's head stretches to the sky.
No,No,No!
Scene 3-Don't tell me what I can't do!
Mario is drinking bleach.
Luigi: Hey! Don't drink bleach!
Sad music plays
Mario: I'm supposed to do this dammit! Don't tell me what I can't do!
Scene 4- The violent movie.
Luigi: Hey, what'cha watchin?
Mario: It's a violent movie! Joker chicks and some of me! The kind of s$t you get on the TV!
Scene 5-Holy £$
Mario sees two giant Yoshi's.
Mario: Oh my ing god, It's a dinosaur Jesus Christ, what the ? Oh my ing god, ing dinosaurs,Holy what the ?
Scene 6- The Hamburger Hop
Mario: Now if you want something thats good and hot, Just eat a hamburger it'll hit the spot.You can see em on the grill going flippity flop if you wanna do the burger do the Hamburger Hop! There open up 24 hours a day. Put an onion in the iddle and a pickle on top. Everyones goin to the hamburger stand put em on the grill do the Hamburger Hop!