The Big Random FanFic of DOOM! Episdoe VI Return of teh hackzors
Scene 1: Get that feeling?
Birdo and Yoshi are sitting on a rowing boat.
Yoshi: Ya' ever get that feeling you're being watched?
Mario swims nakedly by them.And again. And Again.
Birdo: Ah! It's coming for us!!!
Mario dives at them and eats Birdo.
Scene 2: HeadON
Luigi is sitting rubbing HeadON on his forehead.
Random Hobo: HeadON apply directly to the forehead! Hyuck!
Luigi hugs the hobo.
Scene 3: Snakes on a Train
Toad runs screaming into a train compartment.
Toad: Listen, we have to build a barrier between us and the snakes!
Wario eats a snake and explodes.
Toad is covered in snakes.
Toad: Do as I say, and you live.
Scene 4: Dodge This!
Mario and Luigiare fighting.
Mario is winning.
Luigi: Daisy! Help!
Luigi is knocked over by a Nerf Ball.
Mario: All too easy.
Daisy: Dodge this.
She pulls a shotgun out of nowhere and blasts him away.
Scene 5: Toadee Herman
Yoshi: I'm sorry Toadee, I have to let you go. You parked your car over the princess.
Toadee: I meant to do that.
Yoshi: You're fired.
Toadee is sobbing in the car park. A rage comes over him.
Toadee: WHEEEE!
Yoshi: Toadee?
Toadee: That's ma name don't wear it out!
A telephone rings.
Yoshi: For the last time Toadee I can't hear you!
Toadee turns round and screams to the wall.
Toadee:I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!
AN: So this is the end. Don't worry I'm still making stories and I've abandoned Requim For Madness. Thanks, RetroRebel 85
Mario: Thank you so much-a for to reading this story!#
Luigi: Don't you contradict me!
Mario: Contra? I love that game!