The Big Random FanFic of DOOM! part 7
1. Rescuing the Princess
Luigi hurried home and unpacked his X-Box 360, stuck GTA4 in and cried with laughter.
Luigi: Now THIS is a video-game! Rescuing the Princess is for PUSSIES!
2. Bowser's Plan
Bowser: Here's the plan. We get the warhead and hold the Mushroom Kingdom ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Mario: 00 Yay!
3. Disruption
Toadsworth: Our communications have been disrupted. This can only mean one thing. Inva-
Mario: Shut the fuck up fat-man this ain't none o' your goddamn business!
4. The staring contest
Mario and Luigi appear to be staring at each other. The music gets intense and then- Daisy slaps the two of them for staring at her chest!
5. The Bad Man
Peach and Mario are talking to each other.
Peach: Wicked, bad, naughty evil Bowser is a bad person and must pay the penalty! Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it! But now, we're glad! Better than some of the other scenes I think...
Toad: At least mine was committed and not a string of pussy jokes!
Bowser: Get on with it!
The Mushroom Kingdom: YES, GET ON WITH IT!
Peach: Oh, I am enjoying this scene!
God: GET ON WITH IT!