The Big Random FanFic of DOOM!
1. Peach and Toadsworth
Peach and Toadsworth are having an argument.
5 Mins Previously...
Peach: I kissed a girl and I liked it!
Toadsworth: WHAT?!
2. Bowser's Important Message
The entire Mushroom Kingdom is huddled around their computers.
Bowser: Citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom, I give you... NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! Never...
Then, the world explodes!
3. Toad has a question
Toad: Docta Mario, a question if I may?
DMario: Sure!
Toad: Is it gay, to play Putt Putt Golf with a friend?
Toad is then blown into space, whilst shouting, "LEEROY JENKINS!"
4. Mario's theme song
Luigi has beat back the evil Rick Roll and saved the world, so the MK are giving him a celebration!
Luigi is really great, really great,
Luigi is really great, and deserves the opposite of hate, Which is LOVE!
5. Will You SHUT UP?!
Bowser: Now, Princess, I'm going to turn you into a purse!
Peach: SHUT UP AND LET ME GO! HUH!
6. What is Love?
Mario, Luigi and Wario are in a car, driving away from a nuke in Peach's Castle.
ALL: What is lo-oove? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!
7. Barrel Rolled
Waluigi is learning to fly an Arwing.
Peppy: Now, an important message from Slippy!
Slippy: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA...
Waluigi and Peppy: Oo