While riding the elevator, I decided to read through the paper 1 more time, to see if I had missed any relevant information. Skimming through it, it seemed I had not missed anything. Then I flipped it over...and there seemed to be a quick note that the technician had written in pencil.
[Right then Schmidt, I hope you get this, there was something I had to write quickly as I forgot to mention it while typing this at my house. The company has asked me to ask you to see if you would mind the A.I recording all of your speech. Its a thing that the company wants so that they could listen to any input that you may have such as: safety concerns, ideas, and ways to maximize efficiency. You can refuse, but it really helps make the higher ups trust you, as well as it may give you a pay raise. Speaking of pay, I bet you didn't know that this job pays a lot, I mean, this job kinda sucks so they need to lure people to do it by giving them a shit load of money. Anyway, I think that my A.I should tell you exactly how much your getting after it says if you want to be recorded. Any way, be safe and make sure not to die...i mean... not that your gonna...]
"Well... OK then... so I guess that this job does pay a lot... cool... I also guess I don't mind being recorded." I said. I then heard a buzzing noise and then a voice came out of nowhere. "Hello new employee, My name is Beta software X-42C, but my creator gave me the nickname:"HAND UNIT". I have been asked to assist you on your first week of working at your new job at Circus Baby's Pizza World. My creator took the liberty of hooking me up to this sections mainframe, so I have control of things such as lights, certain electrical equipment, ventilation shafts, audio devices and surveillance cameras. As you may already know, you have been hired as a night technician, that means that if there is a problem that I cannot fix, such as animatronic maintenance and certain other things, it is your job to fix the problem. If one of these situations occurs, I will try my best to assist you in anyway that I can. I can provide many a helpful things, such as BZRRTBZZZ." When HAND UNIT made that noise, I almost had a heart attack. "JESUS! So the technician wasn't lying when he said he hadn't worked out all of the kinks yet...ugh" I said gripping my chest. "I'm sorry, it seemed I had a small malfunction, no matter, as it is best that we move on to a few other things we need to take care of." When hand unit stopped speaking, a yellow panel with googly eyes came out for the floor. "First off, I would like to know your name, as it would help us establish a few formal relations, as referring to you as "new employee" can get very boring after awhile, so please use the keypad in front of you to type in your name." said HAND UNIT. "Alright then, that sounds easy enough" I said as I reached out towards the panel, just then, the panel started to spaz out and type in letters at random. "Whoa!" I said pulling my hand back. The panel then went back into the floor. HAND UNIT then spoke again."Thank you for your input, allow me a minute to read it...thank you for your time, unfortunately I was unable to read the text you put in. Allow me to auto correct what I think I read...thank you...hello EGGS BENEDICT." "huh...well that's not even remotely close... oh well, I'm sure my names not gonna be that important" I said rubbing the back of my neck. "Now that we have all the formalities out of the way, it's time we got down to business. At the beginning of every night, you shall come to this elevator at 12 o'clock. When you reach the bottom of this elevator, your shift shall officially start."As soon as HAND UNIT said that, I heard the elevator come to a screeching halt. " Wow, that's impeccable timing."" I see that we have reached the bottom. Congratulations, your first day of work begins now." I heard a party whistle go off as confetti rained from the ceiling. "Before we continue to the room ahead of us, I have 1 small question to ask of you." " Right then HAND UNIT, ask away." "As you may or may not of known, you have the choice to allow me to record all audio in all rooms including the elevator, what I mean by that is this, whenever I talk to you, I record 10 seconds of audio after my question and or answer has been said, to show that you have showed up for work, and to allow my creator to tweak me as he sees fit in your eyes, If you say yes to this proposition, I will turn on the audio in all rooms, and they will record audio, even if you are not occupying that room. At the end of the day, I will save all audio and management has the choice to view it to see if you have made any valid complaints, ideas or if they just want to see how everything is doing down here. Do you have any questions before I receive your answer?" "No, I think that you covered all of my questions." "Excellent, now what is your answer?" "Yes, I give you permission to record me in all rooms." "GREAT, I shall now turn on all the audio devices in all rooms... Great, they all seem to be in working order, now we can get to doing your job. In order to get to your primary work station, you must first open the elevator door by pressing the red button, you then must crawl through a ventilation shaft. I hope that you are good at crawling. I shall now get the room ready for your arrival, when you are ready, please crawl through the shaft, and I will give you further instructions." I then hear a buzzing sound as HAND UNIT transferred to another room. "Well, you should of expected to get dirty in this line of work Mike. I just hope I don't develop any back problems doing this every night." I said as I got ready to go through the vent.