Disclaimer: I didn't, don't and never will own Final Fantasy VII.

Everyday scenes with Reno – more or less

A series of different episodes. Written in play form.

There'll be five episodes per chapter!

Important:

Elena, Reno and Rude are sharing an apartment.

They have a dog as a pet. The dog will come in later on.

Reno is left-handed.

The episodes are unrelated unless stated different.

A/N: Please take no offense to what I write about Reno! I love him!! He's just the perfect "victim"… And it's just fun!

I know that some of the episodes are quite short. But I can't and won't artificially lengthen them.

Episode #6: Caviar

Reno and Rude are sitting at a table. Each of them has a plate in front of them. While Rude is eating, Reno just looks at his plate.

Reno "What exactly is this?"

Rude "Caviar" (continues eating)

Reno (just watches his plate) "And what IS this?"

Rude "Eggs of fish" (still continues eating)

Reno (thinks while looking at the caviar in front of him) "What happens when they hatch out?"

Rude immediately stops eating and pushes his plate far away…

Episode #7: Pizza

Reno comes finally home after a long day at work. In his hands he has a box. Elena opens the door.

Elena "Hey Reno!" (spots the box) "Oh, how sweet! Look Rude, Reno brought pizza!" (opens the box) "But…it's empty!?"

Reno (sheepishly) "I was hungry…"

Seconds later Reno sits in front of the closed apartment door, the discarded pizza box next to him.

Reno (shouts) "But Lena, you're the one who always says 'It's the thought that counts!"

Episode #8: Party

Reno and Elena stand in the stairway of their apartment complex, looking upstairs.

Elena (pretty angry) "Man! The party of our new neighbor – this noise is disturbing! … And yet he not even invited us! … What a row!"

Reno (determinedly) "I'm going to tell him off!" (goes upstairs)

Elena "Be careful!"

Reno walks inside the apartment in which the party is held.

Reno (asks some guests) "Where is the host?"

They - slightly intimidated by his approach - show him where the host is.

Reno (addresses him) "Hey buddy!"

Said 'buddy' looks slightly frightened.

Reno (looks around, grins) "Where is the bar?"

Episode #9: Inner child

Reno lies in bed, he's ill. Elena comes into the room, bringing a soup.

Reno "Laney?" (coughs) "Is that you?"

Elena (rolls her eyes) "Who else?" (gets slightly angry) "Reno, you behave like a child when you're ill and you always let me pamper you around the clock!"

Reno (slightly offended) "That is an insult, Elena! I am not a child! I'm a big and strong Turk! And I immediately demand an apology, Elena!"

Elena (sighs) "Ok, Ok! I'm sorry!" (goes to the door) "Now I have to go back to work!"

Reno (with a stuffed animal in his arms) "Before you go-"

Elena freezes in her steps, slightly turns to look at him.

Reno "-could you tell me a fairy-tale?"

Episode #10: Eating

Reno comes home dirty and bruised. Elena is cooking.

Reno (looks into the kitchen) "I'm starving! When do we eat?"

Elena (looks at him, freezes) (angry) "You're a mess! You're not going to eat looking this way! Take a shower, wash your hair, clean your nails and dress in neat clothes! THEN you can eat!" (turns around and continues cooking)

Reno (mutters to himself while walking to the bathroom) "Sometimes I think it'd be easier to go to a restaurant…"

A/N: Thank you for reading! Please review and make me happy! Thank you!