Disclaimer: I didn't, don't and never will own Final Fantasy VII.

Everyday scenes with Reno – more or less

A series of different episodes. Written in play form.

There'll be five episodes per chapter!

Important:

Elena, Reno and Rude are sharing an apartment.

They have a dog as a pet. The dog will come in later on.

Reno is left-handed.

The episodes are unrelated unless stated different.

A/N: Please take no offense to what I write about Reno! I love him!! He's just the perfect "victim"… And it's just fun!

I know that some of the episodes are quite short. But I can't and won't artificially lengthen them.

A/N 2: I really sorry for the late update but I wasn't at home for 4 weeks and I'm quite busy with work and stuff!!

Episode #11: Being flustered

Reno paces up and down the room. Elena comes in.

Elena "You ok?"

Reno (looks at her) "Why do you ask?"

Elena "You seem to be nervous…"

Reno "Yeah, I'm indeed nerv…" (thinks) "It's strange. When I'm far away from home on a mission I get homesick… But when I'm at home for a while I'm getting uneasy! Maybe I feel better after a change of scene…" (gets an idea) "A trip to my favorite bar could be helpful…!" (starts to go to the door)

Elena (shouts) "Get back here immediately!"

Reno (stops) "What?"

Elena "You're at home for no longer than 10 minutes!"

Reno "Oh…"

Episode #12: Hands

Rufus meets Reno on the corridor at HQ.

Rufus "Reno, in today's meeting I want you to be by my side as my right-hand man!"

Reno (starts walking away) "Can't do, Prez!"

Rufus "Why?"

Reno (at the corner of the corridor) "I'm left-handed!"

Episode #13: Holidays

The three Turks have a week off. Currently they're lying in Costa Del Sol on the beach.

Reno "Man! What a day! I was looking forward to it for months."

Elena "Me too."

Rude "Yeah"

They all have their eyes closed and enjoy the sun.

Reno "Ahh… I was really ready for a holiday… one week… absolutely doing nothing… it's good for the nerves… I can already feel the tense losing ground from my body."

Elena and Rude both nod.

Five minutes later:

Reno (opens his eyes) "I'm bored."

Elena and Rude moan…

Episode #14: Cleaning

Reno sits in the living room on the armchair. Elena stands in front of him.

Elena (slightly angry) "Do you ever thought about what I'm doing while you're in a bar?"

Reno (thinks about it briefly) "Nope, but now that you ask – what exactly are you doing?"

Elena (angry) "I'm cleaning! This is what I'm doing! Our apartment is the cleanest in town! I'm cleaning it till it shines and sparks!" (gets louder) "But did it ever strike you? NO! If it concerned you, the apartment could look like a sty. You wouldn't recognize a clean apartment if you saw one!"

Reno (looks innocent) "Why then bother with the whole cleaning work?"

Elena mumbles and leaves.

Episode #15: Bar

Reno sits at the counter in 7th Heaven.

Reno (talks more to himself than to Tifa in front of him) "Something tells me that I should drink up and go home soon!"

Tifa (looks past Reno) "And that 'something' stands exactly behind you!"

Tifa winks at a fuming Elena who's standing behind Reno with a rolling pin in her hands…

A/N: Thank you for reading!! Please review and make my day!! Thanks!!