(A/N Yay! Chapter two! I like pie…. And stuff?)
Disclaimer: Okay, it's time for someone to do the disclaimer!
Sasuke: Forget it!
Do you want me to make you look like a fag again?
Sasuke: Fandidot does not own Naruto!
(I'm going to make him a freak anyway… hehehe…)
Neji's POV:
Well, everyone had forgiven me for my back stabbing of Tenten, and I still felt bad for it. Then, my girlfriend, Ami, came up to me.
"Hey, Ami-chan", I said.
"Neji-kun", she purred. She was beautiful. Orange hair with pink highlights, somehow, she had random glitter all over her, making her look magival-
Some Random work Place…
"Jeez Tim, you should stop randomly blowing glitter in peoples' direction"
"Sorry, Bob"
Back to Neji…
Wait a minute, that bastard of an author is reusing material! She'll never get reviews that way! (Yes I will) Oh no you won't! Well, back to this completely Mary-sue description of this… well… Mary-sue! She had rainbow color eyes and-
One freaking LONG description later…
That ended at her waste.
"Soooo… Neji-kun, did you hear the news?"
"What news?"
"Your old girlfriend was seen at the river with the puppet boy"
"…OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT SASORI WAS DEAD! DAMN SAKURA FOR BRAGGING!"
"…No, the other one…"
"Oh…. Wait a minute! He was the one who used the forbidden chocolate and tooth paste rule on me! Damn him!"
Tenten's POV:
"And that's how Canada was made", I concluded.
"Why is it that after someone does a POV change to conversation it alkways end with 'And so that's how…'?"
"Because this is an anime, the only thing that makes even less sense is the English dub!"
"No, fanfics make less sense than that!"
"Wait a minute, what if we are in a fan fic made by some weird fourteen-year-old girl with no life?!"
"Stop talking crazy!"
With the rookie nine…
Hinata, Gaara, Shikamaru, Temari, Neji, Shino, Kiba, Sakura, Ino, Lee, Sasuke, Naruto, Chouji, and Shikamaru were at a meeting, discussing what the... uhh… summary said!
"So… did you guys hear?", Kiba asked, excitedly.
"No, what?", Sasuke asked.
"Shino sings 'skaterboy' when no one's around!", Kiba shrieked. Everyone started an insane laughter round, after which, Hinata found Gaara trying to stifle a giggle.
"Poke", she said, poking Gaara.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"I-I-I'm p-p-poking the p-panda stalker…", she said innocently. Damn… that façade really DOES work… he thought.
"No no no, we were going to discuss the issues concerning Tenten and Kankuro", Temari said, exasperated.
"Oh, right, well… I'd say they were discussing the meaning to their life and the possibility of this being a fan fic", Naruto pitched.
"Naruto, that's got to be the most retarded thing that's ever come out of your mouth!", Sakura screamed, whacking her fiancée upside the head.
Temari and Kankuro…
"So Kankuro, want to go make Ami's life living hell?"
"So, you want me to torture a living girl, just because she stole your boyfriend?"
"…Yep!"
"Damn women, you are AWESOME! As compared to Temari when she's PMSing…" Steering from the… awkward conversation, they started walking towards Ami's house.
"So Kankuro, what should we do to Ami?"
"Ummm… I know! Let's replace her shampoo with go-gurt!"
"Jeez Kankuro, what's with you and the freaking desserts?!"
"*Sniff* My parents didn't love me enough as a child"
"…That… doesn't make any sense…" As Kankuro was about to reply, they arrived at Ami's house.
"…It would've made sense to get the supplies, then come here… wouldn't it?", Tenten asked.
"Oops… heh-heh…"
"Ah, crap. Now we have to go to the grocery store!"
"No we don't, I always carry emergency go-gurt. It all started when-"
"I'm leaving before you have another retarded flashback", Tenten said, as she jumped into the house. Kankuro followed, and they started off towards Ami's bathroom.
"Crap, so this is what a Mary-Sue's house looks like… It's kinda creepy", Kankuro said, shuddering.
"Stop talking before the writer gets bored writing us and switches to another POV"
Temari's POV (Tenten: DAMN IT!)
"Hey, I've got an Idea", I heard Kiba say.
"What is it?", Ino said. Wow, she seemed enthusiastic…
"Let's play matchmaker!" That explains thi- hey wait a minute! That was my idea!
"I'm not matching the diabolical Tenten with an idiot like Kankuro, who knows what kind of horrors will fall upon this town?!", Chouji asked, munching on his chips.
"All I can think of is them playing pranks on Ami… troublesome", Shikamaru said.
"Is there anything else you can say besides 'troublesome'?", I asked.
"What a drag"
"HEY! OBSENE ENGLISH DUB REFERANCE!"
"Woohoo… matchmaking…", Sasuke said sarcastically.
"Say all you want, but I have some blackmailing material if you don't help…", Shino said, waving a video tape in the air.
"What is that, my youthful comrades?", I give you five seconds to guess who that is.
"Well, Lee, this is a tape recording of Sasuke, dressed like a slut, singing 'Barbie Girl'." Which started another round of laughter, Gaara's stifled snicker, and Hinata with a stick… poking Gaara.
Tenten's POV:
"Hey, over here", I heard Kankuro say.
"Did you find it?"
"Yep, now hurry up before she gets home from finding homes for orphaned puppies!"
"She IS a Mary-Sue. I bet she just kicks the puppies."
"Me too", he said, emptying the bottle in the sink. "Now, hand me the go-gurt tubes" I handed them to him, and he started emptying the contents into the bottle.
"Ah, nothing like a day of kicking orphaned puppies", I heard Ami say from the floor below. Wow, I thought. She really does kick puppies!
"I think I'm just going to take a shower now" wow… weird coincidence…
"Kankuro, we have to leave! Now!"
"Wow, your dialog is bold, underlined, and italicized! The author must be serious!"
"Just move!", and we jumped out the window! Yays!
Five minutes later:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Well, that was a scream I bet all of Konoha heard…
Kankuro: I didn't think it was that bad…
Tenten: Heh-heh-heh…
Neji: My girlfriend is a sissy…
Chouji: I knew that it would be like this!
Hinata: Poke the panda stalker!
Gaara: *twitch*
Temari: I think my bitch senses are tingling… I need to kick some ass!
Shikamaru: Troublesome…
Ino: Wow, I have gossip to spread!
The rest of the rookie nine: Wow, lesson learned: Never cheat on Tenten…
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Woot! That was a fun chapter! Next Chapter: Return of the Dreaded Chatroom!
PS: A Mary-Sue is a perfect character that all the boys flock over. Also, if you want this stuff to make sense, you should read "Hinata's secret Admirer"
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