Looks like I'm alone on the disclaimer… Well, I'd like to thank my little sister Moonet for adding her version of a Gaahina moment into her story: Camp Ninja. Anyone who decides to read it, please don't blame her for any spelling and/or grammar mistakes. She has to use notebook which is a pretty sucky program.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did… I don't have any jokes right now…

Tenten's POV:

Woohoo! It's Sakura and Naruto's wedding! If there's one thing I learned from previous weddings, it's that you should congratulate the bride and groom BEFORE the wedding. Seriously, or else you walk in on some… eh… you know… anyway, I was sitting under the shade of a tree with, Shino, Hinata, Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari. We really didn't do mush until…

"Poke the panda", Hinata said, as she pulled out a stick.

"God damn it woman, will you ever-", he cut himself off, and a sadistic grin spread across his face. Wow… I'm guessing Hinata's going to be mentally scarred in a moment. Yep. Gaara, being the bastard he is, disappeared and then reappeared behind Hinata and hugged her. And everyone knows how she gets when she is hugged.

"AHHHHHH!!!!! PERSONAL BUBBLE! PERSONAL BUBBLE!", she shrieked, struggling to get out of his hold.

"I wouldn't have to do this if you wouldn't fucking poke me with a stick!"

"Panda! PUT ME DOWN YOU SON OF A ***** *** **** ** *****ING *** AND **** WITH ******ING ****!!!!!!!!!", Everyone stared at her with the expression O.O" (including Gaara) using this as a distraction, she wriggled out of his grasp and hid behind me.

"Personal bubble *twitch*", she said, in a shaky voice.

"Kankuro! I need you to help me carry Hinata to a therapist before she decides to murder Gaara!", I shouted. Shino, being Hinata's teammate, and Temari, being Hinata's friend, decided to come along, too.

"If any of you tell anyone of my façade I will not hesitate to kill you", Hinata said, as Kankuro and I picked her up. Gaara, deciding the whole personal bubble thing was his fault, decided to play therapist.

"I'll do it"

"Gaara, careful or she will kill you in the creepiest way possible", Temari warned.

"How bad could it be?"

"There are hundreds of ways to kill with a rabbit", at this, everyone sweat dropped.

Before Sakura's wedding:

"Wow Sakura-chan, you look beautiful!", Hinata exclaimed, examining Sakura. (I'm a tomboy, so I don't have very good style, and probably can't do a good description… here goes!) She had her hair up in a loose bun with parts of her hair framing her face. She had a light blush dusting her cheeks, and a thin amount of eyeliner on her eye lashes, smudged a little bit. Her dress came to a stop where you could only see the toes of her shoes, and it was decorated with sequins, with frills at the end. (*gags* too *gasp* much *wheeze* girliness!)

"Thank you, Hinata!", she exclaimed. I frowned. Seriously, I know Sakura was jealous of Hinata about the whole Gaara thing. She was getting married for Christ's sake! I have no clue as to how she would accept Naruto's proposal if she still had a crush on Gaara. I was snapped out of my reverie as Temari and Ino walked in, announcing everyone had to go and sit with the rest of the guests.

One fucking LONG Reception later…

Temari's POV

"You may now kiss the bride!", the priest said. Just as Naruto was about to kiss Sakura…

"KANKURO! YOU BASTARD!", I heard Tenten scream, as she ran in from the kitchen. What was it now? Wait a minute! They're doing this in front of a whole lot of people! This. Sucks. Ass.

"HEY! JUST BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T DUCK IN TIME DOESN'T MEAN IT'S MY FAULT!!"

"WHEN I SAY 'HAND ME THE FREAKING CAKE ICING', I DON'T MEAN DUMP THE CAKE BATTER ON ME!!", I knew it was a bad idea to ask THEM to make the cake.

"NOT MY FAULT!"

"OH YEAH, WELL-", and with that, she dumped a bowl of punch on Kankuro's head.

"HELL YEAH! FOOD FIGHT!", I heard Hinata scream. The people who knew about her façade sweat dropped, while the rest just stared at her in shock. "Oops… If any of you tell anyone I don't stutter, you will wake up in hell" Wow… that was… creepy. Back to the matter at hand. Wow, in about two seconds it was chaos! Considering we were supposed to have dinner after the wedding, and the food was sitting out… well, you'll see. I was about to make a run for it, when I was hit with a pie. I whipped around to see who it was, and saw Shikamaru. I put on the creepiest fake smile I could and grabbed a fish.

"Shikamaru, you know the minute you did that you stepped into hell", I said, in an incredibly creepy sweet voice. I walked over to him, grabbed his shirt, and stuffed the fish down it. While we started our civilized (Yeah, if yelling yo mamma jokes at each other was civilized) I noticed the others doing their weird stuff.

Hinata's POV:

Creeping behind Gaara with a pie, I snickered. This is gonna be so much fucking FUN! I lightly tapped on his should, and when he turned around, I slammed the pie on his head.

"Pie'd the panda stalker!", I shouted. Then the unexpected happened. He smirked. Wait a minute, why the hell is that so shocking? Damn author (I swear, all of these people hate me!) As I was contemplating on what that smirk meant, he snuck behind me… again… and hugged me.

"PERSONAL BUBBLE! PERSONAL BUBBLE!!! GAARA, IF YOU DON'T LET ME GO, I GAURANTEE THEY'LL HAVE TO FIND A NEW SPOT IN HELL FOR YOU!"

"Good lord women, what's with all the death threats lately?"

"I need my freaking space!"

"Wow, talk about OOC"

"You're one to talk…"

Tenten's POV:

Well, since we had started the food fight, I had flipped a table so that it acted as a shield for me. He had done the same, and we were throwing random food at each other. (I'm sure you can imagine what the church looks like now, hm?)

"This is war!", I screamed.

"You're on, woman!"

"Gather your friends, because I guarantee you this will not end pretty!" I gathered Ino, who was smothering Kiba in ramen, Hinata, who was being hugged by Gaara, and Temari, who was running from Shikamaru. Kankuro gathered Gaara, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Neji, and Lee. Chouji had a mission and Naruto was… making out with Sakura behind the priests podium. Well, we basically started throwing random food at each other again.

"This is madness!", Kiba shouted.

"Kiba, if you're trying to redo 300 over again I swear to god you will never see Akamaru again", Ino yelled. The fight continued on for about an hour longer, until Tsunade came in dressed like a sheriff.

"All right buckaroos, I wanna know what's goin' down in this joint… ya'll"

"Well, ya see, Kankuro and Tenten were baking a cake for the wedding", Ino started, as Kankuro and I were nose-to-nose, glaring at each other. "And when Tenten asked Kankuro for the icing, he dumped cake batter on her, then ran in an angry Tenten and really scared Kankuro, after that, a food fight happened, and Jackie Chan appeared for no reason what so ever, gave Hinata a bendy straw, and left. So the food fight continued for another really long time and it turned into a food war, then Kiba was about to make a Sparta 300 reference, then you came", she finished quickly. Little did I know that Hinata was looking at me and Kankuro, much like a predator to two mice. Before I could blink, she appeared behind us and pushed our heads together. She started laughing like a maniac and soon everyone was looking at her, and they redirected their stares towards Kankuro and I. I pulled back and started to repeatedly spit on the carpet. I glared at Hinata and saw her winking at me. I inwardly groaned. She sure is gonna have hell to pay! I mentally screamed.

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Come on, did you really expect me to do some nice little wedding for Sakura and Naruto? It certainly was fun to write, though! Please review… and stuff.