Clockworkgirl21
Auditions always made Idina nervous. She took in a breath, and slowly breathed out. Eyes closed, she opened her mouth to speak the first word of her monologue. But before any sound came out, she heard a voice say, "There you are! That was very rude, just leaving while I was talking to you!" Idina knew who it was before opening her eyes. The green woman, angry, stood by the double doors of the building. Everyone had turned around to look at her in shock. The director cleared his throat. "I'm sorry, for first auditions, we require you write something yourself. You can't do something from Wicked this time." The green woman narrowed her eyes. "I'm not auditioning, you idiot. I'm here to get Ms. Menzel. She rudely walked off as I was talking to her." The director got ready to phone for the police if he needed to. "Listen, lady, if you'd wait, Ms. Menzel will be available after she is done." He then whispered to the shocked Idina, "If you want me to, I'll call the police and get this lunatic out of here now." The green woman shouted, "I have something very important to tell all of you! I am the actual Elphaba, come here from Oz to deliver this important message!"
beautifullywicked
There was silence in the room, everyone was just staring at this green woman.
"Uh, Ms. um Ms. Elphaba then, if you want an autograph or something if you could just wait -"
"You idiot's! All I need is to talk to Ms. Menzel here and after I waited for over an hour, it's not exactly nice to just walk off." She said
"Well she does have Elphaba's temper" the director whispered to Idina
She smiled, "Let me handle this one for now." she said walking up to this woman. "I would be happy to talk to you, but if you could let me finish this audition, I'll gladly meet you for lunch in an hour."
Elphaba glared at her "Fine, but you better not be late. 12 o clock sharp." And she walked off.
Nobody moved for about 5 seconds when somebody said, "What the hell was that all about?"
"I have no idea" Idina said shaking her head, "no idea at all."
"If you want to postpone this audition that would okay considering the -"
"Oh no, it's fine. Now, where were we?" She said smiling but thinking to herself Who is this person? From Oz? Yeah right... but there's just something about her..
GaLiNdAfIeD
It was exactly one hour and 10 minutes later, and Elphaba was sat at a small, circular table at Marie's Diner. She checked the clock hanging on the wall across from her for the 15th time, tappng her foot impatiently.
"Ugh, what kind of place is this? Can't trust anyone around here," Elphaba murmured before getting up to leave the crowded diner. Just as she pushed in her chair, Idina burst through the door, breathing heavily.
"Sorry I'm late! The audition went on for longer than I expected," Idina said before striding over to the table. Elphaba crossed her arms sternly, then sat down with a 'hmph.'
"You obviously need to get your priorities straightened out. Now, as I was trying to tell you before-" Elphaba was cut off when a waiter stopped at their table.
"Can I get you anything to drink?" The waiter asked, notepad in hand. Elphaba sighed and rolled her eyes at all of the interuptions.
"Yes, I'll have a small coffee, thanks," Idina replied, remaining unaware of Elphaba's short temper.
"Ok, and anything for you?" The waiter turned to the green woman, trying to supress laughter. Elphaba glared and ignored the waiter, who automatically turned around to get the coffee.
"I don't have much time, you know. You can get coffee anytime you want, but I can't exactly go back and forth between worlds whenever I please."
"Ok, ok. I'm sorry, what is it that you wanted to tell me?"
clockworkgirl21
Elphaba took an irritated breath. "You still don't believe me, do you?" Idina smiled. "You come to me, saying you're the real Elphaba, a fictional character!" Elphie sighed, and watched as Idina's coffee was brought to her. The man asked, "Would you like anything else?" "Well, this is my lunch, so yes. I'd love a roast beef sandwich." Elphie slammed her fist down onto the table. "Is this roast beef made from a Cow?" The man stuttered. "Um, um, yes! What else would you make roast beef from?" Idina, remembering back from when she read the book the differences between a Cow and cow, decided to humor this strange woman. "Elphie, humans are the only creatures that talk around here. Except for a parrot, and they only mimic. They don't actually talk." Elphie settled down. The confused man left the table as quickly as he could. Elphie mumbled, "Probably is a Cow. It just stopped talking. Now you're going to eat her." Idina sighed. "I can't spend all day with you. I'm through being polite. You'd better explain yourself before I finish my sandwich. Because then I'm leaving." Elphaba straightened up. "Okay, okay. I come from Oz." "So you've said." "I stole the Wizard's hot air balloon to get here, because we need your help."