(Okay I know this is long but this is a great chapter, and it really sets the stage for the rest of the fic... )
WickedlyDefyingGravity
Idina just starred at Elphaba. She couldn't believe what she just heard. "Um, ok, you expect me to believe that YOU actually came here from a real so-called Oz by a balloon? I've met crazy fans, but lady, you're being a little bit overboard ridiculous. Am I on Punkd? Ashton, you can come out now! Seriously, this is getting-" Just then Elphaba slammed her hands on the table and made everyone in place look at their table. "YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? I'M SERIOUS! If you don't get serious right now, your absent minded stupidity can lead to a whole world getting vaporized ad DESTROYED! BE SERIOUS FOR ONE CLOCK TICK!!" yelled Elphaba, spit flying at Idina.
"Ok, yeah, I'll be serious. Wanna see me be serious? This is me seriously walking out the door. Honestly, Wicked fans are really getting annoying! Good bye miss "Elphaba", my compliments to your makeup artist, you should audition for Wicked, you have the anger! No please lady, LEAVE ME ALONE!!" yelled Idina, already red in face and extremely annoyed by the green fan and walked out the Diner muttering "should have extended my run in RENT but NOOOO I decided to play a green bch!".
"STOP! NO WAIT! MENZEL, STAY HERE! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE! YOU'LL BE SORRY!" Elphaba yelled after Idina.
"AAAAAH!" breathed out Elphaba, sitting down and hitting her hands against the table, knocking Idina's sandwich to the floor while everyone in the Diner either went out of the Diner or asked to be moved away from the crazy Wicked fan. Elphaba had her head on the table, growling and almost sobbing.
"It has to work...I must not fail my mission...I must not...I must not..." muttered Elphaba into her hands. "She wont listen to me eh? Well, then I'll have to go to plan B" snickered Elphaba. "She'll be sorry that she didn't believe Elphaba Thropp! It's time...I must finish my mission...plan B must and will work!" said Elphaba and stormed out of the Diner.
"Gggrrr" muttered a man at the exit. "The goodness of New York will be restored once this damn Wicked craze ends...I hope to god it closes soon."
He had no idea his wish would be granted thanks to plan B.
"Thanks George, I'll finish the high note section tomorrow" said Shoshana while walking out of the recording studio. Just then in front of her stood Elphaba. "Oh, um, hi, wow, haha, nice make up! A Wicked fan right? Well obviously, that's a stupid question, eh? haha, so you want my autograph?" asked Shoshana
"Are you Shoshana Bean?" asked Elphaba "Um, yes, yes i am, you want my-?" Shoshana wanted to say but was interrupted by Elphaba "Sorry, hate to do this, but, I must!"said Elphaba in a cool tone. "What are you- AAAAAAAHHHH!" screamed Shoshana. She was glowing a color that was a mixture of green and red and was covered in green lightning from head to toe and was shaking madly and the area around her was steaming and was slightly rising of the ground when BAAAAAAM. She was gone. All that was left where her sun glasses, purse, and demo CD, all steaming a creepy blue smoke.
"Well...35 more to go" said Elphaba smiling and laughing, walking off into the ally, vanishing into a light gold smoke
"Will that be all?" asked the cashier lady who just finished packing the artichokes, which were the among the many items Julia bought. "Yes that's it, thank you! I'm so glad your store opened in this area!" said Julia Murney, and walked out of the store. Just then, she encountered Elphaba. "OH! Oh, my, you gave me quite a scare there! Ha, you Wicked fans always know where we are, eh?" laughed Julia.
"You are Julia Murney?"asked Elphaba yet again in a cool voice. "Yes, i am, I'd think a Wicked fan would know who-AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Julia, going through the same experience poor Shoshana had just gone through, steaming with smoke, glowing red and green, floating, covered in shocking green lighting and BAAAM. Was gone in a flash of green lightning, leaving nothing but a eary trail of red smoke, all that was left was her shopping back and spilled groceries steaming in a blue smoke while red sparks where shooting out of the broccoli and artichoke Julia bought... "This is too easy." snickered Elphaba, picking up the sparking artichoke and giving a bite..."mmmmm, this artichoke is steamed, my favorite" laughed Elphaba, vanishing in blue-gold smoke...
"OMG OMG! MOM! IT'S CARMEN! GET THE DAMN CAMERA OUT! CARMEEEEEEN!" screamed a fan at SD to her mother. "Hi! Did you enjoy the show?"asked Carmen Cusack. "YES! OMG YES! YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN EYE-DINA FROM THE SOUNDTRACK!"yelled the fan, making Carmen cringe "Um, yeah thanks, i guess...do come again..." said Carmen, signing the last Playbill and walking to her car "...not." she muttered under breathe, wrapping her scarf around her neck while she heard the same fan yelling "I LOVE YOU CARMEEEEEEN! MAKE A CD LIKE EYE-DINA!" in the distance, while she rolled her eyes, unlocking her car door and sitting down. "Phew." she sighed. "I knew i should have taken the offer to instead wait to take over after Eden and be in sunny LA, but NOOOOO i HAD to take the tour offer...oh well." she started the car, driving out of the parking lot, "Carmen Cusack?" asked a voice from the back seat. Carmen was on a red light, so she turned around and looked behind her. Elphaba was sitting in her car, giving her a evil looking grin. "Wow...i didn't have anything stronger than a Sprite! This being Wicked Famous thing is getting to my head just like Victoria said she would." said Carmen in a panicky tone. Elphaba saw a playbill next to her and looked in the cast page to see what the playbill Carmen looked like and compared her to the one driving the car, muttering something about "Should have stayed in London". Elphaba grinned her evil smile and said in her evil cool voice "Sorry about this" and Carmen turned back and looked at the green woman and said "What the f-?" but there was no one there. She turned back around and yelled! On her windshield was Elphaba, squatting down, her eyes glowing. "AAAAAAAAH!" yelled Carmen in pain while the inside of the car was glowing red and green. Elphaba hopped of the car and suddenly the inside of the car was buzzing with green lightning and Carmen's yell got louder and she lost control of the wheel and BAM the car shot into the air making 2 360 turns and hit an empty bus stop sign, bursting into blue flames, giving out green and red sparks and burning car parts flying out of the sky, steamed in blue smoke. "Oops...i feel like what Morrible did to Nessa! Oh well" smiled Elphaba,looking at the ground, seeing the playbill she looked at earlier burning in a blue/red smoke. She let out a laugh that seemed to echo forever, sending chills down the backs of the people running to the explosion site. Elphaba vanished in green/gold smoke, leaving the air ice old, that clashed awfully with the burning disaster that was once Carmen Cusack's car.
2 HOURS LATER
"6 down, more to go" laughed Elphaba, arriving in purple smoke next to a sign with weird symbols, spotting Hamada Megumi walking out of Benihana...
Elphaba was walking across the road and getting weird looks, almost being run down by a cart carrying roosters. It reminded her of the time that Fiyero once knocked her over. She walked up to Hamada who was opening a fortune cookie, laughing at the fortune. It said "You'll find yourself in danger unless you help someone" She turned around and saw the green girl standing in front of her. She was excited to see Elphaba, as in Japan there aren't many crazy fans who would do something like that. "Koneechiwa! Oya tama Erufaba!" said Hamada in an enthusiastic voice, taking out a sharpie marker that said "SHAPEE MAKA" "Sayonara!" said Elphaba grinning. "Hu? Soya huta no cheek chowmei-AAAAAAAAAH!" yelled Hamada, experiencing the same pain and shock that 6 other woman have experienced. And in the same green flash of lightning, she was gone, all that was left was the SHAPEE MAKA and burned fortune cookie and fortune slip, steaming blue smoke. Elphaba yawned, picking up the steaming fortune slip. "hmmm...it was right! These fortunes aren't BS! OOOO and it's steaming! I prefer steamed dumplings but oh well" she said and ate the slip and right away spitting it out. "I don't know how Dillamond could have ate this!"she said, and right away vanishing in gold smoke.
"Guten tag!AAAAAAAAAAH!" yelled Willemijn
"Oh hi, you me to sign-AAAAAAAAAh!" yelled Eden Espinosa
"Oh, that's a beautiful color of green, where-AAAAAAAH!" yelled Cassidy Janson
It went on and on...
11 hours later
"hmm, lets see, so far I've go Hamada Megumi, Carmen Cusack, Shoshana Bean, Julia Murney, Ana Gasteyer, Kristy Cates, Saycon Sengbloh, Brandi Chavonne Massey, Jenna Leigh Green,Maria Eberline, Shona White, Victoria Matlock, Julie Reiber, Coleen Sexton, Marcie Dodd, Donna Vivino, Merideth Kaye Clark, Dee Roscioli, Jennifer DiNoia, Dan'yelle Williamson, Kerry Ellis, Cassidy Janson, Ashleigh Gray, Hamada Megumi, Higuchi Asami, Willemijn Verkaik, Sabrina Weckerlin, and Roberta Valentini. I've got LA and NY to finish" said Elphaba in a very proud tone.
"Can i please go on stage? My mom will be so proud of me!" begged Teal Wicks while the cast was preparing to do One Short Day on Jay Leno. "I'm sorry, Caissie Levy is here, she's going on." "But Courtney is going on!"cried Teal "I'm in the ensemble Teal." said Courtney who was walking by fixing her wig and dress. "Can i go if i wear this extra costume?"asked Teal "Sure, just quickly, the cast is on in 10"said the Lady chewing on a cigar
"Thank you thank you. Now, please welcome our special guest stars, you know the show, you love it, lets welcome back the cast of Wicked performing yet again, One Short Day!"said Jay in a very excited fan girl voice
"One short day in the emerald city...one short day, in the emerald cityyyyyyyyyyy, emerald cityyyyyyyy! One short day, in the emerald city! One short day, full of so much to do! every way, that you look in the city, there's something exquisite, you'll want to visit, before he days through" sang the ensemble, very enthusiastically for the camera while Courntey and Teal where trying to over sing each other.
"There are buildings tall as quoxwood trees!" sang Caissie "Dress salons!" sand Megan, hopping out "Libraries!
Elphaba was sitting in the audience, crossing her arms and legs "Pathetic, Glinda and I never skipped like that in the damn green plastic city!" She got up, walking in front of the camera while cast was doing Wizomania
"Who's enthuse with hot air baloonies! Has all of Oz Honeymooning! ooooOOOOoooo, isn't he wonderful? Our wonderful wizard!"
"One short day in the-" the cast sang, Megan doing lots of booty shaking
"Courtney Corey? Teal Wicks? Caissie Levy?" screamed Elphaba over the singing. The 3 actresses looked at her, shaking there heads for her to go away. "Sorry about this, but i have to...DO THIS!" screamed Elphaba, making the studio lights explode and then Teal, Courtney, and Caissie where yelling, experiencing something over 20 other Elphabas just had. The whole cast was backing away, scarred, with Megan trying to pull Cassie down who was floating in mid air now but then was thrown back by a force no one saw, landing into a backup tripod for the studio camcorders. The 3 Elphabas were glowing green and red, shaking, floating, covered in green lightning while security was running in and BAM. They were gone in a green lightning flash, leaving blue smoke where they were floating. "Boy, this WAS a short day for them, eh?" laughed Elphaba, vanishing into gold smoke. This was all caught on camera, broad casted and sent to the FBI.
"I can't believe how LA likes to show off" said Chelsea Krombach who was looking at a TV with the Jay Leno disaster while putting on her Ozian wig. "They have crazy special effects!" said Lisa Brescia, standing by in case anything happened with Stephanie J. Block who was completing the scene where she mutilates the monkeys.
"This...WIIIICKED WIIIIITCH!" screamed Miriam
"Don't be afraid" said Annaleigh "I'm not," said Stephanie. "It's the wizard who should be afraid...OF ME!"
Elphaba was sitting in the audience "hmmm, she does have my anger spark! Why didn't this Shwartz guy keep her as the original?!" said Elphaba
The scene went on, and Elphaba couldn't wait for the end of the scene, since she would make her own grand entrance, and because Idina was in the audience with Winnie H.
"I really hope you get it, and you don't live to regret iiiiit! I hope you're happy in the eeeeeend! I hope...you're happy, my...friend..."
Elphaba smiled, and poofed into a smoke that was a color of the Gershwin seats.
"I'm the one you want! It's meeee!" "Elphie!" "It's MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SO IF YOU CARE TO-" BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM. The middle of the stage exploded in a huge fire ball, sending the guards flying into the audience, making Annaleigh drop to the ground covering her head, Stephanie scarred to death about being stuck up there. Idina and Winnie stood up, mouths open. Out of the now fading fire ball on stage, stood Elphaba, looking around, smiling, still with her normal world clothes, but with her famous cape, now fluttering in the grey/red smoke. The ensemble and Lisa ran out, shocked by seeing half the stage gone and there being a fire surrounding Stephanie...no, that isn't her...that's someone also wearing green makeup! Or, is it her skin? "What the hell?" said someone from the ensemble until a booming voice, louder than the Wizard heads, echoed the voice from the green girl on stage, the one that wasn't in the lift.
"I told you didn't i! I told you Menzel that i would get you to help me! Now I'm getting my own ARMY to help me!" yelled Elphaba, making Idina almost cry in shock that that crazy green girl from the audition and diner would go this far...was she really from Oz or did she have expensive green makeup and Hollywood explosion effects? "I DID IT! I have taken every official woman who has portrayed me in this Oz damned thing you call a musical, although the one who's up there right now is pretty good..." said Elphaba, making SJB make a nervous laugh. "I caused all the recent explosions in your world, except the one that happened in the bathroom today, that was the woman in row L, she needs to lay off the enchilada! ANYWAYS! I'm the real Elphaba from Oz, and non of you can stop me! Yes, this is very cheesy what I'm saying now I'm am dead serious! I want cause them any harm! It's just that getting to Oz is painful." "Will you seriously not hurt them?" said Annaleigh "No i won't...but someone in Oz might, i can't guarantee there won't be a death, but, oh well, that's life! It's worth to get one of them killed because they will and must help me save Oz! Now, i have to go, I'm tired of being in this pathetic place, you all remind me of the Wizard and that little brat Dorothy! SEE YEA!"
And with that, Chelsea and Lisa started screaming in pain, glowing red and green, giving out a blue smoke, being covered in green lightning, floating and BAAAAM, with hundreds of audience yells, they were gone in a flash of green lightning, leaving just the blue smoke and Elphaba laughing. Then the ground started shaking and the lift was cracking out of the ground, and then Stephanie was yelling, and the whole lift and Stephanie where glowing a golden red and green and the whole place was covered in grey/blue some and the whole lift was giving out red sparks while it was covered in huge rays of green lightning and BAAAAAAAAAAAAM. The lift exploded and Stephanie was gone. Elphaba smiled, and suddenly, Idina let out a yell and flew to the stage without wanting too.
"Believe me now?" asked the green girl, her cape flying the smoke and fire "Yes, i do, alright, what do you want?" said Idina in a panicking voice. "Come with me...think of what we can do...together...unlimited, togeth- ok i REALLY need to get your damn play out of my mind! Seriously Menzel, come me with, i need your help. Just think of yourself as an actress/singer gone world hero!"said Elphaba "Alright...alright...I'll do it...but you gotta promise i won't get hurt!" said Idina
"I can't promise that." said Elphaba with a smile and in another huge ball of fire and green lightning, they vanished, leaving only blue smoke.
"Um...anyone in the audience a fan of Wicked and want to finish the show with us?" said Annaleigh in a nervous voice.
Elphaba's final plan would finally start