You think that this story is not over? Well it is, so face the facts, or not. LOL This is my perfect opportunity to mess up this story. These are short bloopers of certain scenes in certain chapters. These are more random then funny. Random is funny.

Welcome back to "The Heartless" we will go back to the good old days of this fic. There are times when everything did not go what they expected, and this is the story I am going to tell you about.

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Chapter 1: A Farewell Race

All the racers are now closing in on each other, except for Bowser Jr. who was way behind. The racers grabbed their items. Then, cars were flying everywhere. Shells were fired, banana peels were tossed and Peach panicked when the blooper ink splattered her face. Yet, all the racers, except Bowser Jr., were close together.

The racers passed the curve and more items were thrown when they passed the item block. The racers cluttered more into each other, throwing their items like maniac.

Bowser Jr Still had his confidence, despite being in last place. He passed the item block and…

All, the racers concentrated on the finish line after they passed the final curve, but a banana stood in the way. Mario slipped on the banana, but he and the other racers passed the finish line.

Bowser Jr finished dead last. He hopped out of his car and stomped on the ground. Bowser grabbed his angry son and walked away.

"I was supposed to win! I was!" cried out Bowser Jr.

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Chapter 3: Unusual Friendship

Bowser Jr stood mesmerized.

"Is that why my dad is leaving tomorrow?" he asked after he snapped himself.

"And my brother, Green Yoshi, along with Mario, Luigi, and Wario," said Yellow Yoshi.

"It is where the best fighters go?"

"yes,"

"I want to go."

"You have to be chosen."

"I'm strong enough, I'll show you!"

Bowser Jr. quickly threw a punch and punched Yellow Yoshi at her belly. She collapsed on the ground, holding her stomach to ease the pain.

Bowser Jr. laughed at her pain and Roy came out of nowhere and laughed as well.

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Bowser Jr. walked back into his room and grabbed the book he was reading. He lied on his bed and started reading his book. When he grew tired, he placed his book on the small table and he wrapped himself with his blanked and closed his eyes.

The warm wind blew into the boy's room. He snuggled more into his blanket. He heard the familiar voice that sang to him almost every night, the same song that his mother, Clawdia, sang to him every night before she died.

"Get the hell out of my room whoever you are!" cried out Bowser Jr.

Bowser Jr. could have sworn to have heard a loud thump from outside as if someone jumped off the balcony and fell face flat on the ground. Did that really happened? It was probably a dream.

Yellow Yoshi was face-flat on the ground. She really did jumped out of the balcony.

"I will never ever do that again," muttered Yellow Yoshi.

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Chapter 4: Translation

They followed the princess into a room on the first floor. They entered a large room with a large portrait of a bo-omb that hung on the opposite side of the room. They walked down the small steps and sat on the round sofa that surrounded the telephone, which stood on a coffee. They all leaned towards the Yoshi who held the phone. Green Yoshi dialed the number and held the phone over his "ears."

Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi!" greeted the Yoshi over the phone.

"I can speak English, man," said Kirby.

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Chapter 12: Bored

Mario gave in to Link and Fludd and entered the pharmacy. The pharmacy was filled with Valentine's Day merchandise. Mario ran straight to the Valentine's Day merchandise and began searching for goods to give to Princess Peach. Link was also scanning the merchandise, searching for a present to give to Princess Zelda. Link spotted a large white teddy bear that gripped an artificial rose. It also held a heart stating, "I Luv u."

"This is perfect!" exclaimed Link.

"I want that!" complained Mario.

"I got it first!"

"Mario, just look for something else, I don't think a brawl is necessary to determine who gets the bear." said Fludd.

"That's a great idea!" said Mario. "I challenge you to a brawl!"

Mario punched Link in the face.

"What the hell was that for Mario!" cried out Link, "there was another damn teddy bear,"

Mario turned around and looked like a real idiot.

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Chapter 13: The Party

Bowser Jr was still snuggled in his blanket with his eyes shut, but he was not sleeping. He was merely faking his sleep, but Yellow Yoshi is very persistent. She stared at Bowser Jr for a while and walked away. Bowser Jr. doesn't know whether he should be relieved or worried. Suddenly, he felt cold water rush over his body. Bowser Jr punched the Yoshi's nose.

"What the hell was that for!" cried out Bowser Jr.

"You didn't have to hit me," said Yellow Yoshi softly.

"You didn't have to do that!"

"Shut the hell up you crazy kids! We are trying to sleep!" cried out a man from the other side of Bowser Jr. 's room.

"Why don't YOU shut up if you want to sleep!" retorted Bowser Jr, "It's morning anyways!"

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The female smashers eventually returned home with a couple of shopping bags. Peach grabbed her stuff and walked to her room. A small box and a letter stood in front of the door. She picked up the box and took out the letter. The letter was from Bowser. She read the letter and was somehow amused. She opened the box and took out the gorgeous pendant that Bowser bought.

"What the hell is this crap," said Princess Peach.

"Happy Valentine's day Princess, I bought a present for you," said Mario.

He took out the large teddy.

"Why is everyone giving me crap fro Valentine's Day!" yelled Princess Peach.

"You don't like my present," murmured Mario.

"In your face Mario!" exclaimed Bowser out of nowhere.

"I didn't even like your present!" yelled Peach.

"It cost about 500,000 dollars woman! You better like it!' roared Bowser.

"I'm getting out of here," said Peach.

She walked out of the room.

"I sometime wonder why we like the same person," said Bowser.

"I punched Link for no reason!" cried out Mario.

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Everyone continued doing whatever they were doing. Some smashers were dancing at the center of the room, but most of the smashers were talking in small groups.

"C'mon everyone , boogie!" exclaimed Crazy Hand as Master Hand was trying to drag his brother off the dance floor.

"Meta Knight, can you dance?" asked Jigglypuff curiously.

"No, but I can waltz, because it is pretty basic." responded Meta Knight.

"Put up a waltz!" demanded Zelda, who was secretly listening to their conversation. The DJ popped out the CD and placed another CD in the player. The familiar down beat of the waltz is heard.

"C'mon Meta Knight, dance!" begged Zelda.

"C'mon Meta Knight, everyone is doing it!" said Peach.

"This is not necessary." responded Meta Knight, who did not know what to do.

Zelda began to pull Meta Knight into the dance floor. All of the smashers watched curiously. Meta Knight was feeling very embarrassed at this moment because he does not like to dance, let alone with a partner.

Meta Knight and Jigglypuff began to move from side to side, moving to the rhythm of the music. Diddy Kong was eating a banana and threw the peel next to Jigglypuff. She slipped on the peel and fell on Meta Knight.

"I am so sorry Meta Knight!" cried out Jigglypuff.

"You do not have to be sorry," muttered Meta Knight who was gasping for some air because Jigglypuff was lying on top of Meta Knight.

"She said sorry you damn fool!" yelled Zelda, "now accept the apology!"

"I'm sorry Jigglypuff, can you please get off me," said Meta Knight.

"Don't you want to enjoy the moment of closeness," said Zelda.

"She is squeezing me to death, and she really can't touch me," said Meta Knight.

Meta Knight pushed Jigglypuff off him.

"It wasn't your fault Jigglypuff," said Meta Knight, "it was his fault!"

Meta Knight pointed to Diddy Kong. Diddy Kong looked scared and ran out of the ball room. Meta Knight grabbed Jigglypuff's hands and began to waltz, he was have too much of a great time to worry about his curse.

Chapter 17: Urging Love

Meta Knight jumped into Jigglypuff's window and saw her sleeping soundly in her own bed. He felt so miserably. How he want to Jigglypuff in her sleep and hold her tightly within his arms, but his curse prevented that.

Suddenly, Meta Knight slipped and fell on the ground. Jigglypuff woke up and opened the window.

"Hey Meta Knight, what are you doing lying on the ground?" asked Jigglypuff who was quite happy to see Meta Knight.

"I am just hanging around here, I wanted to take a nice walk under the moonlight," said Meta Knight.

"They why are you on the ground," asked Jigglypuff.

"I can not lie on the ground because I want to?" retorted Meta Knight.

"Suit yourself," said Jigglypuff before she closed her windows and went back to sleep.

Chapter 19: Tragedy

"Yes, get angry, that is the only way you can realize that you belong to me." muttered Mr. GW to himself. "Another sad thing about the curse is that he can't control his anger and anger is what motivates people to do evil deeds, and doing evil deeds only brings him closer to me."

Meta Knight thrust his sword at Mr. GW and stabbed Mr. GW. Meta Knight slowly took out the sword, wiped the sword, and placed the sword in his sheath. He walked away as if nothing had happened.

"It only Mr. GW, no one cares about him," said Meta Knight.

Mario and Link passed by the 'dead' Mr. GW [he's not dead nor cursed]

"Hey Mr. GW, I see that you are taking a nap on this fine day," said Link. They passed by Mr. GW as if they never noticed the stab mark.

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Chapter 22: The Search

[It is amazing the kind of things you can do by just changing one letter.]

Original quote: "Bowser Jr. dived into a bush and took a peak."

Changed quote "Bowser Jr. dived into a bush and took a leak."

[Find the difference. LOL]

Chapter 23: Crazy Day

Diddy Kong!" cried out Toon Link. "Why don't you join us?"

"I don't feel like it." said Diddy Kong.

"Wait a sec, maybe you know about Bowser's son's where about." suspected Toon Link.

"What are you talking about." said Diddy nervously.

"You're sweating nervously and shivering! You must know where Bowser's son is!" accused Toon Link.

"What makes you think that Bowser Jr. is in Room 1207 at the Grand Hotel. I don't know anything," said Diddy Kong without knowing that he revealed the secret.

"I know what you're up to! You are trying to catch me off guard by giving me a fake address! Nice try, I will find someone else who knows Bowser Jr.'s whereabout," said Toon Link.

"You win this time," said Toon Link as he pointed at Diddy Kong.

Diddy Kong collapsed on the ground. Who knew Toon Link was such an idiot.

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That is all folks! I had so much fun writing these. Too bad I can't do all 25 chapters. It's a lot of work for me. I just chose scenes that I really like from this fic.

Thank you so much for your reviews! I hope you enjoyed the story!!! I reread my own fic and I really like it myself. A work of art. 