RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. If it belonged to me, Pyrrha would have defeated Cinder, then fucked Jaune (and all of Team RWBY) afterwards.

Chapter 2

As soon as the airship landed, Jaune Arc ran out of it before vomiting into a nearby trashcan, much to the disgust (and in some cases, amusement) of those nearby. Ignoring the guy whom Yang had dubbed Vomit Boy, the two sisters stared out at their new school. Naturally, Ruby's attention was quickly taken by the many weapons their fellow hunters-to-be possessed.

"Holy shit, take a look at that fire sword!" Ruby gushed. "And is that a rocket launcher with a chainsaw attached to it?!"

Yang didn't answer; she was too busy ogling the other students. Eventually, one in particular caught her eye; an extremely tall and muscular specimen with a huge sword strapped to his back. "Hello!" the blonde brawler said, "Looks like I found my first lay at Beacon!" With that, she took off.

Ruby sighed as she watched her sister approach her target. While Ruby couldn't hear what she was saying due to the distance and ambient noise, judging from the expression on the boy's face, she could guess. However, they were quickly joined by another girl wearing sunglasses, a beret, and an angry expression. Must be his girlfriend, Ruby thought. Yang wasn't discouraged at all; she simply switched targets, repeating her earlier tactic with the newcomer. The girl soon lost her previous expression and began blushing furiously. After a few moments, Yang swiftly took both of them in each arm and lead them away.

How does she do that? Ruby wondered, not for the first time. She started to walk away, not really paying attention to where she was going. This proved to be a mistake, as she stumbled onto a luggage cart, sending herself and several white suitcases tumbling to the ground.

"Wow, good job there," said voice dripping with sarcasm (and bitchiness), "I was just thinking that my Dust could use a good tumble."

Ruby looked up and saw a pissed off Weiss Schnee staring down at her. "Sorry about that," she said quickly, handing one of the suitcases to the white-haired girl. She's cute, Ruby thought.

"Sorry?!" Weiss snapped, snatching the luggage from Ruby's hand. "Do you have any idea what could have happened? These suitcases are filled with Dust, dipshit!" To demonstrate, Weiss took out one of the vials and showed it to the red reaper. "See this?" she demanded, shaking the vial angrily. "This is Fire Dust. It's not exactly something you want to knock around!" Too late, she noticed that the seal had come loose, blowing a red cloud into Ruby's face. Her eyes widened as Ruby looked like she was about to sneeze. "OH, SHI-"

"AH-CHOO!" BOOM! The resulting explosion sent the vial Weiss had been holding flying.

Blake Belladonna was walking and reading went a vial full of Dust smacked her in the head, right on one of her cat ears. Angrily, she snatched the offending vial out of the air before it could land, and glared in the direction it had come from.

"And thank you, for proving my point!" Weiss said, brushing leftover ash off of herself.

"You were the one who shook that shit in my face, Princess!" Ruby fired back.

"And it was you falling on my luggage that knocked the seal loose, dumbass!" Weiss snapped. Their argument was interrupted by Blake's arrival.

"Hey!" Blake snarled. "Watch what you're-" She stopped, looking at Weiss. "Wait, you're Weiss Schnee!"

"Oh, wow! Thank you!" Weiss said in mock astonishment. "I'd completely forgotten. Here I was thinking I was someone else!" She snatched up one of the suitcases and presented it to Blake. "Do you mind telling me what this mysterious device is, O Wise One?"

Blake scowled at Weiss's sarcasm. "Figures," she retorted, "a faunus speaks to you, and you act like you're speaking to an idiot."

Weiss snorted. "Do you know how many fucks I give about what you are? Negative fucks." With that, she turned around and stormed away while her butlers picked up the last of her luggage and set it back on the cart before following her.

"Well, that could have gone better." Ruby quipped, before noticing the cat faunus was walking off. "Okay, rude…"

"Hi, there," said a voice behind her. She turned and saw the same boy that had thrown up on the ship. "I'm Jaune."

"Ruby." She said.

"All I'm saying it, motion sickness is a more common problem than most people realize." Jaune said defensively.

Ruby snorted. "You can say that all you want, but don't expect your new nickname to wear off anytime soon, Vomit Boy."

"Well, my name is Jaune Arc," the blond boy said. "Short, sweet, ladies love it."

"No, they don't."

"They will!"

"I guarantee you, no woman will ever love it."

Later, the two headed into the main building where the other students were gathering. Ruby spotted Yang waving to her in the crowd. "There's my sister!" Ruby said. "Gotta go! See ya, Vomit Boy!"

"My name's- oh forget it," Jaune grumbled as Ruby walked off.

"Well, you got finished with those two fast," Ruby said as she approached her sister, before noticing that she did not appear to be in the best of moods at the moment.

"I don't want to talk about it," Yang replied, pouting.

Ruby stared at Yang for a few seconds, then grinned. "You made a pun so bad it killed the mood, didn't you?"

"Shut up," Yang grumbled.

"There you are!" said a familiar, bitchy voice. Ruby turned and saw Weiss storming towards her.

"Who's this?" Yang asked, looking the newcomer up and down. "She's kinda hot."

"I'll explain later." Ruby replied before addressing Weiss: "So what do you want, Your Royal Bitchiness?" Weiss answered by shoving a pamphlet in her face. "What's this?" Ruby asked.

"The Schnee Dust Company is not responsible for any injuries… yadda, yadda, yadda, here." Weiss said, shoving the pamphlet into Ruby's hands. "Try and sue and the company lawyers will eat you alive."

Weiss wasn't speaking figuratively. Most of the SDC lawyers were actual cannibals.

"Look, I'm not sure what's going on here," Yang said, "but it sounds like you two got off on the wrong foot. I recommend you kiss and make up."

"Inappropriate, Yang," Ruby said. Not that I'm entirely against the idea, she mentally added.

They were interrupted by Ozpin, who was speaking to the crowd in front of a microphone. "I'll keep this brief," he said. "You've arrived at this school hoping to increase your knowledge and hone your skills. And that's exactly what you're all going to do. It will take hard work and dedication. There are no shortcuts."

With that, he walked off and Glynda took his place. "All first-year students head to the ball room," she said. "You are to sleep there tonight."

"I am surrounded by prudes." Yang grumbled, flopping down on her sleeping bag next to Ruby.

"Couldn't get anybody to agree to an orgy, could you?" Ruby asked without looking up from the letter she was writing.

"Come on, look around!" Yang said, gesturing at the huge room filled with students preparing to sleep. "This place is practically made for a gangbang!" She thought about it. "More like a gang-yang, am I right?" Yang asked with a shit-eating grin.

Ruby groaned. "That was awful, Yang. Even for you. And wouldn't 'yangbang' make more sense?"

"Oh yeah," Yang conceded, then changed the subject. "Hey, did you know that Ozpin is in the Monty Book of World Records for having Remnant's largest penis?"

Ruby groaned again, for different reasons this time. "Yang, please don't attempt to seduce the Headmaster."

"Relax, I won't try to get into his pants until after we've graduated," the blonde brawler promised, before changing the subject again. "Anyway, tomorrow I need to search the school. Before we left, Uncle Qrow told me all the places he used to hide booze when he was a student here."

"What, you think there will still be some left?"

"Maybe." Yang looked at the letter Ruby was working on. "What's that?"

"A letter," Ruby replied. Yang rolled her eyes.

"I can see that, you little smartass," she said, "I meant, who's it to?"

"It's to the guys back at Signal. I promised them I'd tell them all about Beacon," Ruby answered.

"Well, that was nice of you," Yang said, then changed the subject yet again. "So what happened between you and that Weiss girl?"

Ruby quickly explained what had happened, then notice Yang wasn't looking at her. "What is it?" Ruby asked, annoyed.

"You said that a cat faunus showed up, right?" Yang said.

"Yes."

"That her?" Yang gestured where she was looking. Ruby turned and saw Blake reading in the corner.

"Yeah, that's her."

"Great!"

Without warning, Yang took her sister's hand and began leading, almost dragging her, to where Blake was sitting. "Yang, what are you doing?!" Ruby demanded.

"Just helping you make some new friends," Yang answered, beaming. "And possibly acquiring a new fuck buddy while I'm at it. I hear faunus are demons in the sack!"

Blake looked up from her book as the two sisters approached. "Hello!" Yang sang, "I believe you two may know each other."

"I'm reading here," Blake said, annoyed. "Please go away."

"So, what's your name?" Yang asked cheerfully, ignoring Blake's statement.

"Blake," the cat faunus sighed. "Now, again, go away."

"Well, this is Ruby," the blonde brawler said, gesturing at her sister, then pointed to herself, "and I'm her big sister, Yang."

"That's nice," Blake snapped, "Go. Away."

"Nice night, isn't it?" Yang asked, seemingly oblivious.

"Go the fuck away!" Blake was shouting now.

"Wanna have sex?" Yang asked. "I've always wanted to bang a faunus!"

Blake stared at her, but before she could say anything, Ruby began dragging Yang away, or at least tried to. "Yang, she clearly wants to be left alone!"

"Don't be silly," the older sister replied. "she's weakening; I can tell."

"Would you two just leave?!" Blake demanded.

All of a sudden, Weiss stormed up to the three girls. "Oh, by all means," she snapped, "please continue your shouting! It can't possibly get any more annoying!"

"Oh, not you again!" Ruby groaned.

"This is a private conversation, bitch!" Yang snarled. "Butt out!"

"If it's so private, why don't you try being a little more fucking quiet?!" Weiss retorted. As she continued to bicker with the two sisters, none of them noticed Blake putting her book down and pulling a writing pad seemingly out of nowhere. It was labeled 'Enemies'. She opened it up and turned past several pages filled with names before coming to a page only partially filled out. Pulling a pencil out of her bag, Blake wrote "Ruby and Yang" before closing the pad and putting up.

All of a sudden, the lights went out. "Time for bed everybody!" Glynda's voice rang out. "You've all got a big day ahead of you!"

Ruby, Yang, and Weiss stumbled back to their respective sleeping bags, much to the amusement of Blake, who, being a faunus, could see them just fine.

End of Chapter 2

AN: As you may have guessed, Blake does not wear a bow in this story.