A/N: Sorry it took me so long to upload this chapter. Last night, there was a glitch in the system where when I would try to upload a chapter, I would get an error message. Well, I'm more than happy to see that it's been fixed and excited to have you guys finally read it! HAPPY READING!


"Ugh…I can't believe that asshole!" Faye crossed her arms over her chest and angrily crossed her legs. She sat comfortable in daisy dukes and a camisole. It was the morning after her crazy night at Club Chaotic. She sighed, falling back into her couch's large pillows. Eunice walked into the den Faye was currently occupying, still in her Betty Boop boxer shorts and tank top, or what she called, her 'pajamas', with a cup of brandy in each of her small hands.

"Yeah…but hey," Eunice sat down next to her friend, handing her a cup of brandy. "At least he's really smexy." She playfully winked at Faye, who was giving her a blank look.

"I don't care. That doesn't justify his fucked up attitude." Faye took a small sip of her drink.

"Well, you know what Faye? Just forget about him. It's probably a…. nine out of ten chance that you'll see him again. Hollywood is huge." Eunice lied, giving Faye a small shrug before focusing her attention back to her brandy. Faye kept her gaze on her cup.

"That would be wonderful." She miserably responded. Faye continued to stare into her cup. "Hey," She finally looked up at Eunice. "You wanna go shopping at that new mini mall they just built down the street? They've got tons of boutiques."

A creepy smile crept upon Eunice's face as she slowly turned her head towards her best friend. She slammed her brandy down onto the long coffee table that sat in front of them. "Are you serious? Do you actually think that I would turn down a shopping spree?"

Faye smiled and turned her head forward. "Yeah. What the hell was I thinking?"

Eunice slapped Faye's bare leg off of her knee. Faye immediately rubbed the area that she was just slapped in, in pain. "Come on! Let's go!"

"Jesus, Eunice! I'm dressed already! How about you go put some clothes on instead of rushing me!"

"FINE!" Eunice cheered as she hopped up from the couch and leapt to her room to get dressed.

Faye shook her head, now realizing, and regretting, what she got herself into.


"Remind me to put you in my will." Eunice and Faye walked along the sidewalks of the hundreds of boutiques in Fashion Villa.

"Um…news flash! I don't need the money. I just wanted to…you know…have some girl time." Faye warmly smiled at Eunice.

"Awww! You're so sweet! I love you!" Eunice overdid returning Faye the favor by giving her a huge hug and giving her that creepy smile again.

"Um…hi! Are you THE Faye Valentine?" A young girl who looked to be about 16 or 17 with long brown hair walked up to the awkward pair.

"Uh…yes. I am." Faye, reluctantly, replied.

"OH…..MY…..GOD! My friends! They didn't believe me when I said it was you! Can you….sign my backpack?" The babbling teen pulled out a sharpie from her small, plaid backpack and gave it to the surprised singer. She, then, pulled her backpack off her shoulders and shoved it at Faye.

"I LOVE you! I have ALL of your albums! You have such an awesome voice!"

"Hah..thank you very…much." Faye quickly signed the girls backpack so that she could hopefully get away from the annoying fan faster.

"And…there you go. Thank you for the support." Faye finished her signature off and gave the sharpie back to the teen.

"OH MY GOD!!!" The girl began jumping up and down, screaming as he gazed at Faye's signature. "Oh, before I go, can I ask you something that is among serious debate between me and my friends?"

Faye looked at Eunice with a surprised look. Eunice looked at Faye and nodded her head in the girl's direction, indicating that Faye should ask her what she's talking about.

"Uh…sure. What is it?"

"Are you dating Spike Spiegel?"

Faye's entire face and demeanor changed. Her face began to turn the color of a ripe tomato. Eunice, who was shocked herself, grabbed Faye's shoulders and began to turn her body around so that she wouldn't ruin her reputation by taking her fury out on, obviously, one of her biggest fans.

"Umm…Faye is…"

Faye shot back around to look at the girl.

"OF COURSE I'M NOT DATING THAT A…I MEAN SPIKE SPIEGEL! WHAT WOULD GIVE YOU THAT CRAZY IDEA???" Faye said very loud, trying her hardest not to scream.

"Well, there was a picture obtained, yesterday, that showed you guys together outside of…I think it was Club Chaotic? Or one of those clubs downtown."

"WHAT?!" Faye grabbed the top of her head, making her smooth, violet hair a complete mess.

"Yeah! It's all over the newspaper!" The girl said, nonchalantly. "But why are you making such a big deal out of it? He IS of course, the sexiest man alive? What girl WOULDN'T wanna date him?"

"THIS GIRL!" Faye pointed at herself and ran into the Welcome Center that the threesome stood in front of.

"Ah…she's so awesome. It must be an honor to be best friends with Faye Valentine." The girl said, crossing her arms across her chest as she watched Faye ram shack the store in admiration.

"Please. You should be surprised I'm not in a psych ward right now." Eunice responded as she watched her friend in horror.

"Hm. You're a good friend." The girl responded, sarcastically and walked away.

Eunice watched after the girl in disgust. "Ugh…little bitch." She mumbled under her breath before jogging into the store to calm her friend down.

"OH MY GOD!! IT'S FAYE VALENTINE!!"

"CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, FAYE!!"

"I LOVE YOU, FAYE!"

From left and right, people chanted Faye's name, screaming for her to take a picture with them and yelling marriage proposals. Faye finally got to the magazine rack. She was disgusted. It was front page news.

FAYE VALENTINE AND SPIKE SPIEGEL: NEW COUPLE ALERT

Faye looked up at the crowd in complete fear.

"It's not true…." She said, not above a whisper, slowly walking towards the door which Eunice was standing in front of. "I'm not…I'm not dating this man…" She said, just a little louder. "This man is an asshole!" She yelled. "I'm not dating him! I'M NOT DATING SPIKE SPIEGEL!!" She screamed. Right then, Eunice grabbed her and the pair ran out of the store and left for home.


"Faye, you can't have freak outs like that! You know that the media is watching every single thing you do."

"I know that Eunice it's just that THIS isn't true!"

Faye and Eunice were in Faye's bedroom in the extremely large, three bedroom flat she and Eunice bought a year ago.

"Let me see that. Give it to me." Faye handed Eunice the newspaper, reluctantly. Eunice ripped it in two, visibly, easily. Faye gaped her mouth open, shocked at her friend's strength.

"Bam! It's gone. Ya happy now?"

"Jesus Christ, Eunice."

Eunice shrugged when the phone began to ring.

"Oh, I'll get it." Eunice mumbled, hopping off of Faye's large light blue bed and running into the den to grab the phone.

"Hello?" Eunice answered.

"Hey, sweet thing." Eunice giggled knowing exactly who it was.

"Umm…who is this?"

"Are you telling me that you seriously don't remember me? Ah, I see. Maybe it was Spike and Faye's fight that distracted you."

"Ah…tall, buff, hot guy, right? You're umm….Joey? Jonny?..." Eunice loved doing this because it was always a form of dominance.

"Jet!"

"Oh, yeah!" Eunice smiled from ear to ear and ran into Faye's bedroom, hopping on her bed like a little girl.

'Who is it?' Faye mouthed to Eunice.

Eunice covered the speaker of the phone with her hand before whispering, "Jet. Spike's bodyguard."

Faye rolled her eyes and sighed. "Oh…"

Eunice giggled at whatever Jet had just said to her. "Yeah…"

"So what you up to tonight?"

"Oh, the usual. Stay inside. Eat. Watch a movie. Sleep." Eunice turned on her bag and looked to the ceiling.

"How about gettin' a bite to eat? My treat."

"Oh, that sounds wonderful!" Eunice shot up with an excited look on her face. Faye not the least bit interested.

"There's only one problem."

"What?" Eunice's face fell.

"I gotta bring Mr. Spiegel."

"Oh, darn. Why?"

"Well…I'm his bodyguard. So I've gotta guard HIS body."

"I see, I see…well, maybe I could talk to Faye and she'd like to keep him some company. Maybe they can finally get along this time, huh?" Eunice smiled at Faye and hadn't really put two and two together yet.

"Hah….good luck with that. Meet me at Roger's Steak and Grill at 8, alright baby?"

"Hehe…okay!"

"Bye."

"Goodbye!" Eunice clicked the phone off slowly and took a deep breath.

"Uh oh. What is it NOW, Eunice?"

"Okay…" Eunice fumbled with her fingers, praying that Faye would be cooperative. "Well, Jet asked me to go to dinner with him tonight."

"Okay…" Faye looked at Eunice as if she had just said 'jfiewayutijiyrteutsd'.

"And I said yes….but he has to bring a friend…"

Faye crossed her arms across her chest. "Aaaand…."

"It's Spike."

Faye dropped her arms, angrily and glared at her friend. "Eunice! I really hope that you don't expect me to go out with him?"

"PLEASE! You'll be there with me! PLEASE! I promise I'll pay you back in ANY way!" Eunice was, now, on her hands and knees, begging Faye to oblige to her proposal. Faye rolled her eyes and tried not to look at her friend. She, then, sighed, knowing that she was losing this battle.

"Oh, FINE! Just don't ask me to do anything for you for a VERY long time!"

"OH MY GOD, FAYE! I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH!" Eunice hopped up and gave Faye a huge and longing hug. "We're supposed to be at Roger's Steak and Grill at 8, so start getting ready!" Eunice ran out of Faye's room and into her own, getting ready for her date with Jet. Faye just looked down at her bed and sighed a heavy sigh.

"What the fuck is wrong with me? Do I actually want to go out with the asshole, Spike Spiegel?"