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Chapter 7

"Now, Miss Xiao Long," Glynda said as she calmly buttoned her shirt back up, "I trust that you will keep this between us."

"Sure thing," Yang replied happily as she lounged on the bed in Glynda's room. She was completely naked, with a goofy smile plastered on her face.

"You might want to get dressed," Glynda said as she tied her hair back into its usual bun. "You have combat class in five minutes."

"Oh fuck, I almost forgot!" Yang shouted. She got dressed in record time and bolted out of the room.

After said combat class was over, the students headed towards the cafeteria for lunch. "Damn," Ruby spoke up, "Jaune sure got his ass kicked."

"How did that pussy even get into Beacon, anyway?" Blake asked.

"I'm right here, you know." Jaune said.

"And?" Blake retorted.

Yang pulled her flask out of her shirt and took a long swig. "Ah, don't worry about it, Jauney-Boy," she said, "You've got Pyrrha. She'll protect her bitch."

"I am not Pyrrha's bitch!" Jaune protested.

"That's not what we heard last night." Weiss countered.

Flashback

Team RWBY was sleeping soundly when a knock at the door woke them up. Weiss, having the bed closest to the door, got up and opened it, revealing Ren and Nora in their pajamas, each carrying a blanket and a pillow. "It's three in the fucking morning," the Schnee heiress grumbled. "What is it?!"

"Can we sleep in here for tonight?" Ren asked.

"Why?"

Instead of answering, Ren simply pointed behind him towards Team PNJR's room. Thumps could be heard through the closed door, as well as a feminine voice demanding, "WHOSE SWORD IS BIGGER?!"

A (sort of) masculine voice answered, "YOURS IS, MISTRESS!"

End flashback

"You heard that?!" Jaune shouted.

"Oh, lighten up." Yang replied. "I didn't tell too many people. Just everybody I've fucked so far."

"B-but that's almost everybody!" Jaune stammered. "I mean, you're a-"

"A what?" Yang growled. "And FYI, the use of a certain word that starts with the letter 's' and rhymes with 'gut' will be hazardous to your health."

Ruby decided to change the subject. "Hey Yang," she said, "I thought your flask got broken during initiation."

"It did," Yang answered, turning towards her sister (must to Jaune's relief), "but I got a new one." She reached into her shirt and pulled out a second flask. "I also got a spare."

"How can store both of those in your shirt?" Blake said incredulously.

"Oh, I've got lots of stuff in here," Yang replied, and began pulling other objects out of her shirt, listing them as she did: "I've got my scroll, some spare ammo for Ember Celica, some Dust crystals, a lead pipe, a thermos, some gloves, this funny-looking rock I found, a Koosh ball, a frozen cobra, the photo album of things I've done to Ruby while she's sleeping…"

"Hey!" the named girl spoke up, but Yang ignored her.

"…a mousetrap, a lucky rabbit's foot, a boomerang, that pamphlet that Weiss gave Ruby…" Yang then pulled out a bizarre looking contraption with lightbulbs and cartoony-looking hands sticking out. "…I have no idea what this is… oh! And my favorite sex toy!" She pulled out an enormous purple dildo. "It matches my eyes, and makes for a pretty handy weapon!"

The others stared at it for a few seconds. "How would you even…" Weiss began, but then thought better of it. "Oh fuck, never mind. Let's just go." With that, they continued to the cafeteria, leaving Yang behind while she struggled to put everything back in her shirt.

"Gee, thanks for waiting for me," Yang said sarcastically, as she sat down next to her team plus Team PNJR, who were already sitting down.

"Well, maybe if you hadn't done that fucking filler scene, you would've gotten here the same time as everybody else." Nora countered, "I mean, yes, that's the name of this chapter, but still…"

"So Jaune," Ruby began, ignoring Nora, (she and the others had learned to take Ren's advice and not question the hammer-wielding nutjob's thought process) "Still moping over getting your ass kicked in combat class? Again?"

"What? N-no!" Jaune protested.

"Or is it because Cardin's been picking on you since the first week of school?" Pyrrha asked.

"Who, Cardin Winchester?" Jaune replied. "He just likes to mess around. You know, practical jokes."

"He's an asshole," Ruby said.

"Jaune, if you need help, you can just ask," Pyrrha said.

"Ooh!" Nora spoke up, "We'll break his legs! Then his arms! Then pull out his teeth! Then…"

As Nora continued to list increasingly gruesome things to do to Cardin, Pyrrha continued: "We'll all be happy to help, right guys?" With that, she turned to Team RWBY, none of whom looked too interested in helping.

"Ha ha, no." Ruby said.

"Got better things to do," Yang added.

"I would," Weiss said, "but I'm fresh out of fucks to give."

"I refuse to help you in any way, shape, or form." Blake snarled, "After what you did…"

"What? What'd I do?" Jaune protested.

Before Blake could answer, their attention was diverted by cries of "Ow! That hurts!" They turned and saw Team CRDL harassing a rabbit faunus; the asshole they had been talking about was pulling on one of her ears.

Velvet Scarletina gritted her teeth. By Oum, it hurt! She couldn't do anything to stop them, as she had her hands full with her lunch tray; and the way Cardin was jerking on her ears was causing her to shake back and forth, thus making it pretty hard to put the aforementioned tray down. However, she eventually managed it, then grabbed Cardin's hand, easily freeing her ears, and twisted. The asshole's laughter became gasps of pain as his arm was twisted in a way it wasn't supposed to go, almost popping it out of its socket. The other members of Team CRDL had stopped laughing as well.

"Listen, first year," the rabbit faunus snapped, "try that again and I'll do much worse than twisting your arm." With that, she released her grip on Cardin. "Now scram." Team CRDL took off running.

Blake smirked, and rose up to congratulate her fellow faunus. "Way to go! That's showing th-"

"Oh yes, don't bother to help, or anything," Velvet snarled, interrupting Blake. "Just sit back and watch!"

Suddenly, Yang rose up from her seat and walked towards Velvet, scooping the rabbit faunus over her shoulder with a "Yoink!"

"Hey!" Velvet protested. "What the fuck are you doing?!"

"We're gonna have sex!"

"Oh, okay."

Blake's eyes narrowed as she watched Yang carry Velvet out of the cafeteria. (Nobody else paid any attention, however; this wasn't the first time the blonde bicycle had carried another student off.) The cat faunus headed back to the table were she'd been sitting and pulled out her Enemies List.

As Nora continued to list things to do to Cardin (which had gone from gruesome to anatomically impossible), Blake asked: "Anybody know her name?"

"Velvet, I think," Ren replied.

Blake opened up her Enemies List and proceeded to write "Velvet" down on the latest page. While she did so, the others looked down at the List.

"Why am I on there?" Jaune protested.

Blake slammed her Enemies List shut. "STILL PRETENDING YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID?! I'LL KILL YOU!" With that, she pounced on Jaune, while Pyrrha, Ren, and Ruby attempted to restrain her. Weiss didn't bother, for she was still out of fucks to give.

"Prior to the events of the Faunus Revolution, more commonly referred to as the Faunus War," Professor, no, Doctor Oobleck went on, zooming from place to place as he did, "Mankind was most adamant about keeping the faunus population in Menagerie." He briefly paused to take yet another drink of coffee before continuing: "Miss Xiao Long, if you would kindly stop fellating that young man for a moment, could you tell us what the turning point of the war was?"

The named girl sat up grumpily (much to the displeasure of the boy she was servicing) and replied: "The Battle of Fort Castle. General Winchester tried to ambush the faunus in their sleep, but because he was a fucking idiot, he didn't know that most faunus have night vision. His massive army was outmatched, and the General was captured." She looked down the room at Cardin, who was glaring at her before continuing: "No wonder the Winchester name has yet to recover, huh, Cardin?" The asshole bristled, but didn't say anything; he simply continued to glare at Yang, who smirked back at him.

"Speaking of family," Oobleck said, "Miss Belladonna, I understand you had an ancestor serving in the faunus forces, am I correct?"

"That's right," Blake replied proudly. "My great-grandfather Benjamin Belladonna. He wrote all about it in his journal." She turned to Cardin and grinned evilly. "He also wrote about how General Winchester cried like a bitch when he was captured." As Cardin looked increasingly enraged, Blake continued. "There was this one time when Great-Grampa Ben had the General get down on his knees and suck his big, faunus d-" The bell went off before Blake could finish.

"And that's all the time we have for today, children!" Oobleck said. "Tomorrow we'll be covering Chapter Four of the book, so make sure you've read up on it. Now, run along!" He zoomed off.

As the student began to leave the classroom, Cardin angrily stormed out, shoving Jaune out of his way and onto the ground as he did so.

Pyrrha helped him up. "My offer still stands," she said.

"You know," Ruby stated, "since you're team leader, you really don't need Jaune's permission to help. You should just go up to Cardin, rip off one of his testicles, and tell him that if he wants to keep the other one, he'll leave your bitch alone."

"Not a half-bad idea, Ruby," Pyrrha replied, ignoring Jaune's proclamations that he was fine, "I think I'll do that. Minus the testicle-ripping."

"You gotta do the testicle-ripping!" Ruby protested, "That's the best part!"

All in all, it was a typical day at Beacon.

Oh, and some bullshit happened in Forever Fall, but nobody cared about that.

End of Chapter 7

When I was doing the new personalities for the cast, I based Blake's heavily off of the protagonist of a not so well known cartoon. See if you can guess who it is.