Chapter 2: Alice The Presentation
Oh my God I don't think I can last any longer it is now 6:28pm and every member of our family was in the room. Bella left Nessie in the living room because she thought that if anything went wrong she wouldn't want Nessie to get hurt. Everyone in the room was nervous, Bella was shaking and so was me and Rosie. It was now 6:29 and everyone was impatient.
"Emmett honey can you just start the presentation?" Rosie asked in a sweet voice.
"Rosie you best get a watch because we still have another eighteen seconds until 6:30" he said in a intelligent voice, this was the same voice he had used on me earlier and I was getting very annoyed by it. Finally the clock turned to half past, thank god.
Then Emmett put a large object on the table with a white cloth over it, he pulled the cloth off and said "I present to you the baby making machine". Everyone was shocked seeing that I was the only one who knew what he had made, no one else knew that it was a machine all they knew was that it was Emmett's own creation.
"E…Em…Emmett do you mind me asking what the hell is that" Bella said in a confused voice.
"Well Bella it kinda says what it is in the title" he said in that annoyingly intelligent voice again. "It's the baby making machine, duh"
"What does it do?" Carlisle asked.
"Good question, it makes babies" Emmett said in the same intelligent voice, Carlisle fists now balled up and hit the table.
"HOW DOES IT MAKE BABIES" Carlisle shouted sounding even more angrier and confused.
"Well bring me a rabbit" He shouted at me. I ran off into the forest at first I couldn't find one, then one was stupid enough to come across my path, poor rabbit it didn't know what it was letting itself in for. I snatched the rabbit and ran back in the house. Emmett took the rabbit from my hands and shoved it into the machine and when it came back out it was half vampire half rabbit baby and it hopped to Emmett's side.
"As you can see it turns that animal into a half animal half vampire baby which takes orders from me EMMETT SUPREME MASTER OF THE VAMPIRE WORLD" he claimed.
"Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea" Rosie shouted, ripping her hair out. Rose had recently decided not to swear so she abbreviated.
"Is that all it can do?" Bella questioned. He snatched her hand and put it into the machine, as he did this Bella went blue. Edward tried to snatch her hand out but it was too late she was now a vampire baby.
"OH MY GOD" the whole family said in unison.
"Goo goo gaga" Baby Bella spirted out.
"Emmett what have you done?" Edward asked.
"I think it's very clear that I have turned her into a baby, Edward I thought you were the smartest in the family?" Emmett questioned still using that intelligent voice.
"1, that's Jasper and 2, you've just made my girlfriend Nessie's mum into an infant, I don't want to go to jail because my girlfriends 1 year old" Edward shouted.
"Oh so what you go without sex for 10 years is that so bad?" Emmett questioned damn I was getting annoyed by that voice.
"Get that machine out of here before you do any more harm" Esme shouted at him.
Then a tear emerged from his eyes "IT'S THE GREATEST MACHINE EVER AND IF YOU DON'T WANT IT THEN YOU DON'T WANT ME" he shouted as he ran away.
"Oh boy what's he gunna do now?" I asked Carlisle.
"I don't know only time will tell" he responded.
"Right we need to figure out a way to make her normal again" Edward said with Baby Bella in his arms. We all nodded and I walked away to search his room.
About a half an hour later I stumbled upon something in Emmett's room. It was blue prints to his baby making machine. I ran down the stairs I tripped on the top stair and tumbled into jasper's arms and said "Carlisle I found the blue prints do you think using them we can create a machine that does the opposite?" I asked.
"Like an adult making machine" Jasper said. We all nodded and knew what had to be done.