Me: So I also got Q's from my cousin Yae and Q's from my friends Gem and Narina an JJ

Kyo: Damn not her again

Me: Kyo *gets the beach slap stick*

Kyo: Sorry please no more beach slap stick *whimpering*

Yuki: Pathetic

Me: Yuki *brandishes the beach slap stick*

Yuki: O.O;

Momiji: Yuki were you hit with the beach slap stick

Yuki: No but I rather not get hit by it

Me: Then shut up and lets get going

Tohru: okay first up is JJ

Kyo- To me, you're a feminine girl. Seriously. And what the hell makes you
think YOU can kill me? (laughs)

Kyo: The fact Plum tell me where to find you

Me: and I won't so don't bother

Kyo: Da... *sees beach slap stick* ang

Me: Good boy

Kyo: Do I look like a girl like that stupid rat would I wear a dress like him

Me: JJ can give you a dress or we go to Ayame's and get one to see

Kyo: You wouldn't

Yuki: Even if its the stupid cat I have to agree thats just scary for any guy whose straight

Tohru: What do you mean Yuki

Me: I think he's saying Ayame is gay

Tohru: Oh but then what about his friend in the maid costume

Me: I'm with you I think they have a thing but then again there have been gay guys who date to make it

seem they're not gay oh *turns on the if you were gay song from avenue Q* SING AYAME AND

SHIGURE

Ayame: Aah, an afternoon alone with My favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No

roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?

Shigure: Oh,hi Ayame

Ayame: Hi Shigure

Shigure: Hey Ayame, you'll never Guess what happened to Me on the subway this morning. This guy

was smiling at me and talking to me

Ayame: That's very interesting.

Shigure: He was being real friendly, And I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I

was gay!

Ayame: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't did you have

for lunch today?

Shigure: Oh, you don't have to get All defensive about it, Ayame...

Ayame:I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to

read.

Shigure: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Ayame. I just think it's something we should be able to talk

about.

Ayame: I don't want to talk about it, Shigure! This conversation is over!!!

Shigure: Yeah, but...

Ayame: OVER!!!

Shigure:

Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

Ayame: Shigure, please! I am trying to read....What?!

Shigure: IF YOU WERE QUEER

Ayame: Ah, Shigure!

Shigure: I'D STILL BE HERE,

Ayame: Shigure, I'm trying to read this book.

Shigure: YEAR AFTER YEAR

Ayame: Shigure!

Shigure: BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME,

Ayame: Argh!

Shigure: AND I KNOW THAT YOU

Ayame: What?

Shigure: WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

Ayame: I would?

Shigure:

IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

Ayame: High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

Shigure:

SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

Ayame: Shigure, that's GROSS!

Shigure:

No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

Ayame: I am not listening!

Shigure: AND HERE I'D STAY,

Ayame: La la la la la!

Shigure:

BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

Ayame: Aaaah!

Shigure:

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

Ayame: BUT I'M NOT GAY!

Shigure: If you were gay.

Ayame: Argh!

Me Yuki and Kyo: *on the floor laughing our butts off*

Tohru and Momiji: *stare confused at the song*

Shigure: We were a hit old friend

Ayame: Yes we were but I'm really not gay

Me: Yeah keep telling yourself that any way the next one if for tohru

Tohru- ... No comment on your answer...

Tohru: OH I'M SORRY I THOUGHT I DID I'M SORRY AGAIN WHAT DID YOU ASK I WILL

ANSWER EASILY

Me: Tohru sweety calm down you'll live longer okay next ones yours Yuki

Yuki- I agree with Plum. That answer sucks. I mean, come on. I know there's
such thing as Yuki-Fans, but when you have no fans around to save you (because
of me), then what'll you choose?!

Yuki: Then I rather be hit I never eat a poor rat

Me: BOOO LAME come on yeah you turn into a rat but come on your still human

Yuki: I won't be like the stupid cat

Kyo: What did you say

Me: May I remind you I have the beach slap stick ready for you guys

Yuki and Kyo: *shut mouths in fear*


Me: Okay next one is for Ayame

Ayame- You remind me SO much of Pegasus from YuGiOh! (This was on
observation, leave me alone!)

Ayame: Really? I don't see the resemblence

Me: BOOOOOOO make his suit red and you and he like Momiji and Hunny could be twins

separated at birth

Momiji: I have a twin

Me: Yeah you met in JJ's Q and A

Momiji: Oh yeah he likes sweets too :3

Me: yes he does XD anyway this next ones your Maple (my nickname for Momiji)

Momiji: YAY


Momiji- You're cool! (A comment ¬_¬º)

Momiji: I'm cool?

Me: Yep

Momiji: Wow thanks JJ


And Plum- ... Hola! :D

Me: Hola JJ :D

You'll all see me in your nightmares... (leaves)

Kyo: Good now we can leave

Me: nope three more one being a cousin and two others being my friends

Kyo: Da... *Beach slap stick is waved* ang

Me: Good little kitty

Kyo: I hate you

Me: Love you too cat boy :3

Kyo: Lets just get this torture done

Me: Okay my cousin Yae got Q's that need answering

okay here are my Q's to my cousin

Shigure: you and all perv's from all anime's should start a club

Shigure: Why yes we should *perverted grin*

Me: Okay moving on before this turns into an anime X-over with perverts I can't stand to be put in

a mini skirt by Roy again *shudders*

Tohru: your so sweet and its obvious you love Kyo why can't that stupid fan club for Yuki see it

Me: Yeah I got to agree and they need to stop stalking you so what if your friends with Yuki big

deal

Prince Yuki fan club: BIG DEAL!?!

Me: Who let them in

Tohru: Sorry I let them in but I do have feelings for Kyo not Yuki

PYFC: really?

Me: Yeah really now get out before I put a hex on you

PYFC: *run out scared for they're life*

Kyo: Wait there is a way out?

Me: Yes but it only works for me, Tohru, Shigure, Momiji, Ayame and pretty much everyone except

you and Yuki

Kyo: Why does everyone else get to leave but we can't

Me: Because they'll come back you two won't

Kyo: Stupid Authoress powers ¬_¬º

Well thats all bye guys and enjoy the torture XD

Me: Bye cousin Yae and next is Gemstone11 one of my friends XD

Kyo: Oh joy *gets hit with the beach slap stick*

Hallo my questions are to the cat and rat

Yuki: Please throw a fight Kyo needs to be with Tohru and its hard when he's isolated from her

Yuki: No if he can win then fine but I won't throw a fight

Me: BOOO YOU SUCK YUKI

Yuki: Your starting to look like a female version of the cat

Me: Better a cat than a smelly old rat

Kyo: *falls on the floor laughing*

Tohru: Um next one

Me: right

Kyo: Be nice to Tohru she stayed with you even after seeing that monstrous form of yours

Me: yeah Kyo be nice to her

Kyo: Alright alright you do have a point she chased after me *kisses Tohru softly*

Me: AW *snaps photo*

Tohru: *blushes softly*

Me: Next one hehe

Yuki again: I dare you to dress as Misa Misa from death note

Yuki: I refuse

Me: LIKE HELL YOU REFUSE *snaps fingers and Yuki is dressed as Misa Misa Kyo is laughing in

the backround*

Well I got to go an angry yokai name mom is pounding on the door

Me: Okay last one is my friend Narina-Naruto

HEY WAS CRACKALATING GIRL Any way here are my Q's

Yuki Kyo: I dare you to be dressed as Naruto and Sasuke and do the kiss sean XD

Me: And a funny seen it was

Yuki and Kyo: *stare at each other* HELL NO

Me: HELL YES *snaps finger and Yuki is Sasuke and Kyo is Naruto and both are kissing*

Yuki and Kyo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *run off screaming*

Tohru: O0O;

Me: Next one XD

Plum I want a cookie please

Me: Okay :3 *hands her a cookie*

Ayame: are you gay

Ayame: I'M NOT GAY

Me: If you were gay XD

Tohru: Don't feel sad I lost my mom too and I know the pain

Me: Aw Tracy your making me cry again T.T

Tohru: yes and it hurts but with good friends it hurts less *smiles at Kyo and Yuki who are barfing XD*

Me: Too true Tohru sweety too true

yeah the prince yuki fan club if they come in here *hands over anti prince yuki fan club spray*

Me: Little late but I'll keep it just incase

And thats it see you later Plum

Me: See you and thats it guys

Everyone except Yuki and Kyo walk out the door

Me: See you later guys theres food in the fridge *leaves*

Kyo: We got to find a way out

Yuki: For once I agree cat *start planning an escape*

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