Hey guys I've decided to do a chapter though I did not get my normal flow of reviews but I figure

you guys must be aching for an update and i'm doing it because lord knows I know that feeling

JJ and Minyonka (glares)

Tohru: You can't be mad at them Plum after all they don't sell stuff on Amazon for cash like you

Me: Tohru please don't turn into yuki I beg you

Kyo: You sell stuff online?

Me: Yes I do I never have to leave my computer and I don't have to pay a work tax XD

Yuki: Pathetic

Me: Said the dead rat to the cat NYAH (attacks Yuki)

Akito: JUST BECAUSE YOUR A CAT DEMON DOESN'T MEAN IT COUNTS AS A WIN FOR
THE CAT IF YOU BEAT YUKI

Me: Shut it Emo

Akito: O.O WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Shigure: Holy crap you made Akito cry Plum

Me: Wow never thought the sadistic Beach could cry

Yuki: Plum you are mean at times

Me: Only to the bad people if Aizen were to fall from JJ's place from above I give him a wedgie

Aizen: AAAAAAAAAAAAH (falls from JJ's place)

JJ: ask and you shall receive XD

Me: Sweet (gives Aizen a wedgie)

Aizen: I CAN'T FEEL MY BUTT CHEEKS

Everyone: (bust out laughing)

Me: Exactly now back you go (throws Aizen back)

Kohru: Aunt Plum did you ever remove mister Hiei from the time out room

Me: Oh Shidzu (runs to its a small world room and opens it) Hiei?

Hiei: (is twitching)

Me: Erm well lets get you back to JJ (carries Hiei back to JJ) he'll be twitchy for a couple days don't

say Its or a or small or world unless you want him to be coocoo for cocopuff

JJ: Sure (evil grin)

Me: Well bye I have to answer your Q's JJ (jumps down hole back to the studio)

Tohru: That was scary O.O

Me: Yeah lets answer JJ's Q's

Hi. I'm too lazy to log in, so yeah... You'll probably hear me later...

Me: Oh yeah she did the thing where you type in your name so you don't need an account unless

you want to post stories :B

Kyo: Lets just answer her questions already

Me: Right old chap XD


Hiei: Tell the bi-

Me: I can put you back Hiei ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL

Hiei in JJ's mansion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (falls in fetal position)

JJ: DAAAAAAAAAMN SHE IS GOOD


Hiei, I dare you.

Me: Dare me what shorty

Hiei: (glares)

Me: Exactly

Tohru: ^.^;


Hiei: ... Tell PLUM about your YouTube video that's posted on your profile.

Me: Youtube sweet my user on youtube is simsgirlgem XD I love the sims

Kyo: yeah and I notice no furuba video's yet

Me: Oh shut it Kyo I've yet to find a song not used for a million FB videos already

Kohru: Aunt Plum where are Wall-E and EVE

Me: They're shopping for the wedding

Kohru: Oh okay

Me: Next one


HIEI, THAT'S ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE CURIOUS AND WILL TAKE THE TIME TO READ
MY PROFILE!! NOT FOR ADVERTISING!! (is trying SO hard not to swear)

Me: Tolate I looked XD


Hiei: Hn.

Me: if you Hn one more time I swear I'll make you mortal

Hiei: O.O


Gr... Anyways, you'll probably get my questions later... And ignore this, and
Hiei. I just wanted to say... THANK YOU FOR TAKING HIEI AND OMZ!! Tohru and
Kyo (ughh) have their kid! :D I wonder what Kohru looks like. (starts to
wonder)

Me: Nope I didn't

Kyo: So you either forgot or you were lazy (gets hit)


Oh great, now I'm talking nonsense... (in a dramatic voice) Dandruff...

Me: AAAAAAAH DANDRUFF (runs for the bunker)

Everyone: -.-;

Me: Next one is omg my girl Kree aka Chainofdreams YOSH

Kyo: You know her

Me: Yep friend on FF and Deviantart I'm bonnybanshey on DA

Yuki: Riveting -.-;

Me: ON WE GO

Hi everyone! Happy "Turkey Day"! I hope you all like Turkey! Luffy, don't eat
it all.

Luffy who randomly appears: I didn't I was tied up until everyone had they're fill (glares at me)

Me: Shut up and go back to JJ's before I drown you

Tohru: HAAAAAAAAAH (scared for her life)

Luffy: Fine (leaves)

Anyways...YOU GOYS WANNA HAVE DINNER!? TOGETHER!?! Please...?

Me: They'll be there Kree don't worry :B :3 :D

Kyo: And the next person is a twilight fan

Me: Sweet and her name is Bella SwanxEdward Cullen

Please go back to posting Q and A

Me: I am be patient

Kyo: Yeesh Plum gives us thanksgiving off and this Bella woman is rude about there being no Q's (glares)

Me: No its okay she is allowed to be mad I hate those kind of chapters sometimes thank you Bella

Yuki: Next one is CrazedTB

Me: XD HAHAHA I KNOW HER ON DA TOO

Yuki: Great -.-;

Okay um, I've never watched Fruits Basket, but I'll ask a question.
What's it like being asked questions by people you don't know (even if I'm
the first person I'll ask that i guess)

Me: yeah answer

Everyone except Maple and Tohru: IT SUCKS

Me: Thanks guys (glares) next is wEirD gAL146

Yuki: Oh great another oddball

Me: Shut it rat

Kyo: here are her questions

rawr i come in peace.

Me: Rawr so do I :3


this Q and A thing is fun :)

Me: Thank you (bows)

Kyo: I hate it even though my daughter and girl are cute


Kyo: When did you actually MAKE tohru do THAT with you, And how in the world
did you get a baby so FAST?!

Kyo: I DON'T KNOW

Me: Kohru is an Oc made up by a fan XD


Tohru: Love you loads~!! And you've suffered enough so i wont make you do
anything~!!

Tohru: Thank you (smiles)

Me: MOVING ON


Yuki: ERM. ALL MY FRIENDS THINK YOU'RE GAY, NOT AYAME. Oh and you KNOW you
want HARU~!

Yuki: SAY WHAT (gets ready to go after said friends)

Me: Calm down lets say you want Haru as in Haruhi of Ouran High host club

~in JJ's mansion~

Tamaki: HE WON'T HAVE MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER (hugs Haruhi)

Haruhi: (stares at Tamaki)

~back in the studio~

Me: Wow Tamaki is way weird ok moving on this is for maple


Momiji-chan~! : do you like fast food? (gives fries)

Momiji: Its not the same as sweets but yes I like them :)


congrats to the couples getting married :)

Couples: Thank you

Me: Yep we're getting help from everyone


lalas~!! i'll come back if you post my questions plum~!! bye for now~!!


weirdgal

Me: Bye weirdy XD

Kyo: Next is Tohru's sister The Dark and Mystic Tohru

Me: Sweet

Ello, nice to see everyone again! *glares at Yuki* YAY! I can post more
questions!

Me: YAY YOU CAN XD

Yuki: I despise you Plum

Me: Same here rat boy

Tohru: Can I design your wedding dress?! Hahaha... You think I'm kidding?!
*Sobs*

Tohru: Of course (smiles)

Me: Yeah free dress helps the budget :B

Sorry 'bout the other dare. My friend who loves Yuki, *glares at Yuki* Told
me to post it. She doesn't have an account. Anywho;

Me: Well tell her to get one last thing you need is to post stuff for a character you hate

Yuki: Yes agree (glares)

Yuki: Since I hate you so much, *glares at Yuki again* I dare you to sing The
Ebay Song and White and Nerdy! I love Al Yankovic!

Yuki: No

Me: Yes sing

Yuki: Fine

Me: (turns on the stereo)

Yuki:

ebay
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

[ Wierd Al Yankovic Lyrics are found on .com ]
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)

Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

Me: LOL

Yuki: There I'm done

Me: Naw ah you have to sing white and nerdy now

Yuki: no

Me in demonic voice: SING

Yuki: O.O

They see me mowin'... my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna roll with... the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Really, really white & nerdy

First in my class there at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin - to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on... my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
[ Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics are found on .com ]
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I'd like to roll with... the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
How'd I get so white & nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' web sites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'... they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
All because I'm white & nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna bowl with... the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy

Me and Everyone: (laughing at Yuki)

Yuki: (glares)

Ayame: Briliant little brother

Me: Gay

Ayame: I'M NOT GAY

Me: Lol next Narina-Naruto

Oh can I come to the wedding

Me: SURE YOU CAN THE MORE THE MERRIER WHICH WILL BE NEXT CHAPTER

and thats it bye

Me: And sadly thats all not even Yae sent in a Q that makes me sad :'(

Tohru: Aw please reply she's so sad

Everyone: (leaves for now)