A.N. I'm guessing some people got mad....

Chapter 1

Kyon got off of me and shook his head in confusion while standing in his pajamas.

If I could've explained it to him, I would've, but sadly I didn't have a clue as to what was happening either. I really do wish I knew.

I sat up on my bed trying to figure out what we should do. I didn't know if my parents knew what was happening, it was confusing to say the least, if they didn't know, they'd think I was some slut.

Yeah everybody jumps to conclusions even the people who you think trust you. Why can't anyone trust anyone?

It was as confusing as trying to figure out if heaven exists. What do I kill myself and then come back to life! Nope that's stupid. So do I hide him somewhere? No that's also pretty stupid.

"hah......damn this seems like Haruhi's doing."

"un... who's that?"

"Well if you're who you say, I'm sure you know."

"...So Haruki...yeah I guess this wouldn't be possible otherwise."

He simply stood there while I sat on my bed, this lasted for quite awhile.

It was somewhat disturbing talking to him. Although our mannerisms are different, they'd have to be or he'd be somewhat girly.

"What should we do?"

I asked while sitting, with my legs extended, on my bed.

Everything was so quiet, and I think it would be in a situation like this. It seemed to be the same as talking to yourself as you write.

"Go to school what else?"

The expected answer, we couldn't stand idly by, although I don't think I want to fix this problem....

We won't call it a problem but a…..yeah it's Monday for sure. I guess I'm really only a hypocrite like everyone else so what's the problem? There isn't one, we'll just avoid it like everyone else does to their problems. Yay I solved everything! Screw that....

"Yeah but what about dad?"

I asked myself. It seems so strange when I say it like that, but it's true, so what's wrong with the line?

"We really can't do anything, can we?"

He started to walk to the door, and I jumped off the bed to pursue him. I threw my arms around him as he opened the door.

"DON'T, I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO TROUBLE!"

"...eh... this feels wrong..."

"...."

The ambiance of someone's footsteps began to ring into my ear.

His hands were free, but mine we locked around him, to anyone it would seem like I was hugging him.

"Let go," He instructed.

I've never been one to listen to instructions that seemed wrong. Yes, insert piece A into C. But wait how do I insert it; there's no hole? Am I supposed to drill one? No, the instructions say you'd only need a screw driver.....I'm lost.... So I'll keep holding on to this piece!

Kyon tried to shrug me off, but I wouldn't let go. He was desperate to go to the bathroom or something since he tried to turn around only to fall and take me down with him. My body fell over his my head landed on his chest while my hands had lost their grip and ultimately rested on his chest as well.

His legs were open and mine were in that opening; the height difference between isn't that much. He's about 170cm while I'm about 158cm. Anyway, Kyon as he was falling tried to stay up right by grabbing onto me, which is the only reason I fell, his hands were still wrapped around me. I hadn't taken notice as I was still recovering from the fall, but his hands were squeezing my buttocks, as if for his life.

"This early in the morning, keep your hormones in check Kyon," It was my dad's voice that I was assured of.

…....what can I say? It wouldn't matter what I said; he wouldn't hear a word of it. If I told the truth it wouldn't matter nor would making an excuse help.....

What?.....so he knows about this?

"Kyon, we've been over this, don't get my daughter pregnant."

The two of us could only look at him as words failed us at such a crucial time.

But I knew we were both thinking the same thing.

What in the world is going on!

"Even if you two plan to marry wait until after you graduate from high school at least."

…..This isn't right, something is off my dad would never say something like that!

"Who is this boy?"

I yelled back while still laying on him.

"Is this a trick question? He's your cousin?"

My eyes went back to him. So wait then Kyon is my cousin? Which would mean maybe we're not related, and would he be intruding in my house? No, no, that makes no sense he said his bed.

"Whose house is this?"

Kyon yelled while still feeling me up.

"Again?"

…..

"But we both have the same last name how are we not related, and that still doesn't answer the question!"

Our timing was perfect which was disturbing.

"Many people have the same family name, and with the unstable economy this seemed to be a perfect fit."

"How true," Once again we spoke in unison.

Chapter 1—End

A.N

So then...I'm still very confused, but really how ironic.

Oh and the ….. was supposed to be him saying their family name then owned it.

Rice with red beans?

...censor!