This chapter is set before Saitama's training against the Crab creature saving that boy. I had to edit some of it since Saitama's a girl in this one.
Anyway I hope you like; all of the first few chapters are episodes written into 3 pieces per episode. So yes this is still ep1
Anyway I hope you like and please review :)
Darkpheonix666
3 years earlier
A woman screamed loudly as a giant beast approached the city centre. They had no way to protect themselves against it so they had to flee. This thing had already killed so many as it was.
"It's a monster!" a man yelled fearfully as they fled the scene. They would be badly hurt if they stayed around here. This thing was insane as well as deadly dangerous.
Saitama stood where she was quietly a blank look on her face. She could really care less with what was going on around her right now. Her shoulder length spiky-ish hair was tied back into a ponytail. She had an interview for a job today and didn't pass; so she was in a less than pleasant mood.
She looked up at the monster and a small part of her wanted to laugh her ass off. He was half crab and half human wearing a pair of underwear to hide his shame. He really could have chosen a better clothing attire to wear.
"What's this? I thought a pretty thing like you would surely run away *gig, gig gig, gig*" the creature tormented gleefully. She was pretty cute for a human; and she had a smoking body.
Saitama stared up at the creature quietly. She didn't quite like his sexist comment but she was too fed up to do anything; she just wanted to sulk quietly at home with a beer.
She sighed heavily; this was yet another in a long line of rejections she had gotten from a possible boss. But yet again she got rejected because of her blank expression and lack of enthusiasm.
*gig, gig, gig, gig* the creature mocked again. She was wearing a suit so she had to be an office worker; from her looks she was obviously popular. (Means breasts)
"Bet you're a new businesswoman already hating the daily grime" the monster mocked gleefully. He bet she got harassed by her boss for her large breasts, nice ass and long legs. If her hair wasn't in that ponytail he was sure it looked cute down.
"I ate too much crab and turned into this Crablante. You should be peeing yourself with fear right now little girl. Why aren't you running? *gig, gig, gig, gig*" he questioned curiously.
This girl's eyes were dead inside and were filled with boredom. She showed little interest in his back story or his motives. Didn't young people tend to have dreams and motivations; yet here she was looking miserable.
"Got a death wish or something; is that it?" he questioned mockingly. What a waste for such a pretty young thing like her. Surely many men would do anything to be in her company right now.
Saitama looked up at him blankly then looked downwards her eyes uncaring "Not exactly" she retorted bluntly. She longed for a job; so she could afford nicer stuff but she was having no luck in that area.
"Hmm?" the crab questioned curiously. Her voice sounded uncaring and blunt; someone certainly had pissed her off. He wondered what fucker had gotten on her bad side today.
"I'm no businesswoman; right now I'm unemployed" Saitama revealed begrudgingly. She had looked out a nice white blouse, black neck scarf, blue pencil skirt and matching blazer.
All a professional look but still they hadn't chosen her. The boss had leered at her chest a few times but said her expression was too scary to hire her. Basically the only way he would hire her is if she got on her knee's.
Truth be told Saitama was a fairly attractive woman and had been very popular in her middle school and college years. But because she was so aloof and tended to keep to herself she never really had many relationships. Guys wanted clingy and cute girls; not blunt, straightforward honest girls (Apparently)
"Right now I'm looking for a job; I had another interview today but I got turned down" she revealed bluntly her tone hinting annoyance. This was the 5th one this month she had been rejected by and she was really annoyed about it.
"I couldn't care less about anything right now and I'm in no mood to turn tail and escape" she continued her voice still blunt. She had had enough of all the bullshit; the constant rejections from employers, sexual harassment from men and meeting nothing but failure.
She just wanted to go home, drown her sorrows in a beer and eat junk food. Maybe forget about everything with some adult TV. Hell its not like she anything better to do; she might as well indulge in her own female sexuality.
The crab laughed loudly in amusement; she sure had spunk for a human. The fact that she showed no fear put her in a temporary clear in his good books. Not many people stood up to him anyway.
"So? What happens now Crablante?" she asked curiously her tone uncaring. Most likely he was going to kill her; not that anyone would care. She was an introvert anyway; more peaceful lifestyle.
"Your eyes are cold and lifeless just like mine. Since you and I share so much resentment I think I'll let you go" he stated playfully waling past her. She didn't care about anything right now; she had no need to help others or any interest. A person who did nothing was no enemy to him so he would let her live.
He looked back at her his eyes bloodshot and filled with insanity; he was out for blood no doubt about it "Besides; right now I'm out looking for different prey" he revealed wickedly his eyes huge.
"Hmm?" Saitama questioned curiously. What was he looking for that had caused him so much rage that he needed to spill blood? His claws reaked of people he had already attacked.
"A brat with a big chin; when I find him I'm gonna rip his arms off" the creature stated walking casually down the street.
A short while later
Saitama walked down the street quietly her eyes gazing at the floor. She had been lucky that monster hadn't killed her; but she really didn't care either way. It was none of her business anyway.
She heard someone kicking a ball and looked up casually. To her shock and dismay there was a familiar looking brat someone had mentioned. A kid with a big chin and unfortunately shaped like testicles was standing in the middle of the playground kicking a football.
He turned to look at the woman quietly. She had a nice pair of breasts for a woman; like out of one of his dad's magazines. "Something I can do for you?" he questioned bluntly rolling his ball under his foot. Didn't she have a job to be at by now?
Saitama froze to the spot; horror, shock and dismay filling her; just her luck that she found the prankster that upset a psychopathic crab guy. "A big chinned brat; If he's caught he's sushi!" she worried anxiously.
It was none of her business but surely a kid didn't have to die for playing a prank. "Hey squirt; were you messing with a big crab monster?" she asked casually trying not to sound concerned.
The kid contemplated over his past actions quietly "Well I caught him asleep out in the park. So I drew some nipples on his chest" he revealed thoughtfully. He had looked pretty funny with them on.
"It's definitely this kid!" Saitama panicked mentally. God what had she got herself into right now?!
"He has no idea what he's done; But I guess I could still help…." she trailed off anxiously. She could tell him to run and he could get home before the creature got him.
The kid looked at her suspiciously raising an eyebrow. Why was it any of this woman's business what he had done? It was a free country and it wasn't graffiti if you did it on a person.
Saitama sighed mentally her face becoming uncomfortable; she was torn with the decision as to what to do. She could practically hear both her conscious nipping at her ears with advice.
"It's none of by business in the first place; plus that kid most likely gets picked on with that chin. I should just walk away before I dig myself in too deep" she pondered thoughtfully.
If she left now she wouldn't get on the bad side of that creature that had graciously spared her. One kid wasn't going to make any difference right? People died everyday in other countries right?
She smiled quietly and began to walk away "Who'd give a shit anyway?" she thought sarcastically. As she turned to walk away she failed to notice a familiar half ocean creature appear behind her. Now it was too late to turn back.
*Gig, Gig, Gig, Gig* "FOUND YOU!" The beast jeered loudly his face a picture of insanity. Now this kid was going to pay for what he did. He thought he was funny huh? Well now the joke was over.
The kid looked up to see a giant claw lunging at where he was standing; it was coming too fast at him to get out of the way. He was going to become a human kebab; what a way to die.
Quick as a flash as the beasts claw punctured the earth Saitama grabbed the kid and leapt out of the way. She held the boy close to her chest as they skidded across the floor.
Her uniform was going to get ripped and dirty but whatever. It's not like she would need it again anyway. The kid looked surprised but uncaring; meanwhile Saitama was crapping herself. What the hell was she thinking?!
"HUUUUH?!" The creature hummed thoughtfully. Why was this woman getting involved? He thought she didn't care. Why would she risk her life for some kid she didn't even know?
"Listen kid he's after you now scram!" Saitama warned anxiously as the stunned kid sat beside her. There was no way he was going to get out of this alive. If he died his mother would be devastated.
The kid shook his head in confusion. What the hell was going on? His little prank turned into being attacked? Couldn't that guy take a joke at all?!
The crab creature approached quietly to which Saitama glared at him in her now dirty uniform. She was probably going to get killed but at least it would be for a good cause.
She glared at the boy frantically her expression frustrated. Surely to god anyone would have got the message by now. Her long bangs covered her face "Don't worry about Onee-san; just get out of here!" she warned desperately.
She could handle herself; sure she would get a beating but at least the kid would be safe. If she died it would be for a good cause and would be defeated a hero. No better way to go down in her books.
The kid looked up at her nervously; he could tell he was in trouble. But he couldn't leave without his ball; it had cost a lot of money to buy. He sat up slowly "I can't….I have to get my ball!" he responded hesitantly. If he didn't his mum would be mad.
"YOU'RE SERIOUSLY MORE WORRIED ABOUT A DAMN FOOTBALL?!" Saitama raged frustratedly. He'd rather get his ball back then survive a mass murdering crab creature?!
The crab laughed menacingly and crushed the football beneath his foot. The poor whined in sadness as his beloved toy was burst before his eyes. "Cold eyes; what's with the heroine act all of a sudden? Don't tell me you want to protect that stinking brat" Crablante asked wickedly.
The boy shivered; he had now lost his football and his prank would result in his death. This was like something out of a comic book. However he never thought he would be in this situation himself.
Saitama glared at the crab monster; how could he talk about murder so easily? He was a kid! All kids did stupid shit. They didn't learn from their actions unless you told them upfront.
"Don't you think you being harsh?! You're going to murder a kid over a stupid prank?!" Saitama yelled defensively. There was a limit to certain punishments you inflicted on kids.
She herself had been subjugated to pranks when she was in middle school but got over. Teenagers were jerks; so what? She was an adult now so it didn't matter anymore.
The crab smirked and laughed menacingly. This woman had spunk; he liked that about her. She showed no fear and stood her ground. "Whatever girly; I've killed for a lot less Y'know! Nobody makes fun of my appearance; no exceptions!" The crab jeered manically.
Saitama clenched her teeth and stiffened; this guy was so easily saying how he killed people for confronting him. Even she thought he looked weird but so what? It was her opinion.
"Oh and by the way; that little punk drew nipples on my manly chest! And in permanent marker!" Crablante yelled angrily. He wouldn't have cared if it was washable but no; the little brat had to remind him of what he thought of him by leaving it there permanently.
"I've got claws! I can't even use a towel to wipe it off!" He raged furiously foam dripping from his mouth. He was stuck like this and couldn't do anything about it. He was stuck in this humiliating appearance.
He lunged a claw at Saitama threateningly. Even if she was a pretty cute chick; she was not going to get in his way. That brat was going to pay for what he had done. He knew what he did was wrong so now it was time to face the music.
"You get in my way and I'll make sure that job interview is your last!" Crablante threatened darkly. Nobody would hire her when he was done with her; too broken and damaged for anyone to want.
Saitama stared at him quietly in shock of what he was saying. Part of her found it hilarious that he thought she wanted to work in an office. Truth be told she didn't; her true passion was something else entirely. But it was only a dream and she had no hopes of reaching it yet.
She bowed her head quietly; small laughs escaping her throat. If she was going to die she might as well spew a few jokes while she still could. If she lived through this she could at least she had the balls to talk back.
She eventually raised her head her cheeks red with laughter and grinning mischievously. "You know you look exactly like this bad guy I used to watch on TV as a kid" she teased cheekily.
Crablante snapped; nobody made fun of him and lived to tell the tale. This girl had pushed her last chance and now she was done for. He was done with her cocky attitude and interference.
He raised his claw and punched her causing Saitama to fly through the air. Her hair band snapped causing her black hair to flow freely as she was sent flying through the air.
She landed with a crash into the roof of a shed beside the playground. The small boy watched in horror as his one savior was sent flying. The one person who could have helped him; who wasn't afraid of this thing had been defeated. He was so screwed; his mother would be so upset!
He screamed fearfully and started to back away. He had to try and escape; he wasn't very fast but he could try and get away at least. He didn't want to die here at the hands of seafood!
"DIE!" Crablante growled angrily his claws raised in the air. Nobody could get in his way now. Suddenly a rock was thrown hitting the side of his face next to his left eyeball. It left a scrape on his face annoying him greatly.
"Hmm?" he questioned thoughtfully. He turned to see the same girl he had just tossed like a human Yoyo still walking. What was her body made of play dough; didn't she hurt at all?
Saitama stood weakly by the monster; her right leg bent as pain shot through her body. She hurt everywhere but she couldn't give up. If she gave up she would be an idiot and pathetic; she could never live with herself knowing that.
She was holding herself up by her knee. Her long black hair tumbling over her shoulders hiding her face. Her shirt had opened a little flashing her cleavage but she could care less right now.
"Stop….right…there!" Saitama spoke quietly catching her breath. She couldn't let this happen; she would not watch some innocent kid get murdered. It was against her moral code to abandon someone when she knew she could help them.
She straightened up her left temple and lip protruding blood. But she could easily patch it up later; battle wounds were worth saving this kid. She wiped the blood from her mouth onto her sleeve "If I watch you kill this kid I'll have nightmares" she stated bluntly.
She couldn't stand the idea living with the memory of him being beheaded or crushed by this guy. Blood and organs splattered everywhere like a balloon; she shuddered at the thought.
Crablante lowered his arm slowly; he was trying to figure out if this girl was stupid or brave. Probably both but hey; at least she was the first to stand up to him.
Saitama gripped her hands into fists tightly "You know what; when I was a little girl all I wanted was to be a heroine. Not some damn business woman…." she stated proudly.
She pulled off her neck scarf yanking the damn thing off. She hated them anyway; she only bought it to look professional. Truth be told they felt more like collars and that pissed her off.
"But some super heroine could send bad guys like you flying with one punch!" she stated proudly throwing off her jacket. She had always wanted to be like them; a proud, fearless, brave and strong person who could always help those in need.
The kid and Crablante stared at her in awe. Was this woman insane or just an idiot? Probably both but at least she was being honest. Not many people admitted they hated their jobs so honestly.
"SCREW LOOKING FOR A JOB; BRING IT ON CRAB!" Saitama raged angrily. She had some anger to vent anyway. Now she no longer needed it to be pent up inside her like a quiet storm.
That manager leering at her chest the entire interview, the random men who cat-called her or threw sexual comments at her; the unfair jerks who never hired her and her failure of a current lifestyle. Now this sadistic fuck who mocked her and would happily kill a kid.
"Oh a Heroine huh?!" Crablante yelled mockingly. This girl was just asking for a death wish; he had been fair at first but now she was just getting in his way. She needed to be taught a lesson.
He punched Saitama across the face sending her flying across the floor. Blood splattered from her face as he hit her across the face with his claw. His jagged edges had drawn blood from her cheek.
"DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!" Crablante yelled. She was too weak to even fight him; how the hell could this weak bitch become a hero? If she couldn't even beat him how could she hope to fight others?
"YOU'RE PATHETIC!" He mocked punching her in the gut sending her flying again. How amusing it was at how flimsy and breakable the human body was; how fun.
Saitama landed with a crash on the ground a loud oof escaping her lips. Her body hurt like hell and everywhere screamed with pain. But she couldn't give up; this kid would die otherwise. She may not have any powers but being this kid's hero would at least mean something.
"You don't stand a chance against me" Crablante mocked drawing closer towards her. At least he could watch her suffer before she met her untimely end for trying to go against him.
Saitama got up weakly her body telling her to stop. Telling her to give up and run; she was badly injured. She needed medical service NOW and badly; god knows how much damage had already been done.
Her clothes were now ripped and covered in her own blood. Her head and lip were bleeding badly. She would have bruises all over her body and she was pretty sure she had sprained her ankle.
She looked up menacingly at the beast. She wouldn't let him go through with his plans; she wouldn't let herself feel the guilt for not trying to save this kid. She didn't want to have to say she did nothing to help him.
"Your life ends now girl!" Crablante growled menacingly. There was no way she could still fight him in her current condition. She would be finished soon and that was that.
As his claw pierced the earth Saitama leapt onto his claw in splits her hands being used to balance her. Thank god she took those gymnastic lessons in high school; finally paying off.
She then fastened her necktie around his eyeball tightly. She pulled on it hard not letting go. Now he would be the one turned into Sushi. Ironic how his own plans were being backfired on himself.
She pulled as hard as she could until his entire eyeball was pulled out along with muscle and tissue. It sprayed everywhere like rain while the ball chinned boy watched in awe as an ordinary adult defeated a monster.
He lay on the ground slowly dying as his insides lay sprawled on the ground. How had had some normal woman beaten someone as strong as him? How could she have beaten him with such a low brow trick?
Saitama glowered over him panting heavily her shoulders heaving. She had pushed her body to the limit with everything she had; but it paid off and she beat him. She had bested this sadistic crab.
"Has it really been 3 years since then?" Saitama asked herself curiously her eyes glowering red at the memory. That was the day her powers began to unlock themselves within her.
The day she threw her normality away for training; to become stronger and become the heroine she always wanted to be. She went through hell and back to become a hero; but she did it and it finally paid off in the end. With only a few side backs to her methods.