A/N: I am a die-hard Edgeworth/Franziska shipper, but in this one, I decided to try my hand at something a bit more out there that I don't ship. My idea? Why putting two characters together that would probably level a small building with their wild romps!
"Hmph," Simon Blackquill huffed. "This is a fool's weapon." He said as he attempted lash out with the whip in his hands. The long leather weapon ignored his desires and flew from his hands, very nearly hitting Taka on his perch.
"As if you are one to talk. This over exaggerated butter knife is not even worthy of being held by a von Karma!" Franziska said as she attempted to slice the watermelon on the stand before her with the katana. However, she struck the fruit with the flat edge of the sword, causing her to drop the weapon, which fell to the floor with a clank.
"The blade is not to be insulted, von Karma-dono." Blackquill said, picking up his trusty blade and taking his battle stance. "For if one is not careful." His hand moved lightning quick, and in a split second, the watermelon was cut into six even slices. "They will be cut down before they have a moment to speak.
"Yes, and the whip should not be trifled with either, you fool of a samurai." Franziska said, picking up her whip. "For if a fool is caught off guard." She lashed out with her whip, slinging it behind Blackquill's neck and catching the end of it with her other hand. She pulled the man close to her. "They can find them self in a very compromising position." Before Blackquill had even a moment to ponder the situation, Franziska took advantage of his confusion and pressed her lips to his.