"Once upon a time..." You hold a hand up. "Wait. I said yes to your story, not some baby fairytale crap." G chuckles. "Fine. I'll skip to the good part." He clears his non-existent throat and continues. "Blah blah blah, a human named Frisk falls down, freed the monsters, lives with me and Pap and here we are now." You raise one eyebrow. "You said the story was going to be long." G shrugs and says, "You didn't want to listen to 'some baby fairytale' so I made it shorter for you." You cross your arms, annoyed. "So, the 'friend' coming is Frisk? Who is she? Like your girlfriend or something?" G looks at you, blushing. "N-no! She's just a friend! Where did you get that idea?!" You start to laugh. "How pathetic! Your girlfriend's coming to save you?! Talk about embarrassing!" You continue laughing at him. "She's not my girlfriend! I don't like her like that! Just shut up!" G walks over to his "bed" and stuffs his face in the flat pillow. You wipe a fake tear from your eye as you lay down on your own "bed" waiting for the day to start.
After a long day of kitchen duty, you and G pace around your cell waiting for Frisk to come and somehow break you out of prison. "This is pointless. She's taking forever! I'm going to bed. Wake me up when she gets here." Once you lay down, you hear a clinking noise and look towards the bars that barricaded the "window". Outside was a girl with short brown hair and what looked to be permanently closed eyes. "She's here." G says. "I knew that." You say, getting up. "So. You're G's girlfriend? Not bad." G looks at you, blushing. "I already told you she's not my girlfriend!" You can see Frisk blushing too. You smirk. "Sure." G grabs your shoulders and gently squeezes them. A stinging pain runs throughout your body. "G! What the hell?!" He smirks. "That's what you get for pestering me with this 'girlfriend' nonsense." You grit your teeth. "Why you little-!" You tackle G to the ground, starting a fight. Frisk watches you guys, giggling as she cuts through the bars with a file. You and G were too busy fighting to notice that Frisk had finished filing the bars off. Frisk whistles and motions for you to crawl out the window. "We'll finish this later." You tell G as you escape. Alarms start to sound as soon as G escapes. Frisk helps you both to your feet as you start running. You three ran deeper into the city, looking for a cab. Once you find one, G tells the driver to go to . "Hey, do we have the money for this?" You ask Frisk. She takes out a stack of cash from her jeans' pocket. "Well okay then!"
Once you reach , Papyrus is already waiting there. "FRIENDS! SO GLAD YOU MADE IT HERE ALIVE. SANS, DID YOU MAKE SURE TO THREATEN THE DRIVER?" G nods. "VERY GOOD. Y/N! OUR HOUSE IS RIGHT BEHIND THE MOUNTAIN." You give Papyrus a confused look. "Are we supposed to walk around it? That's going to take forever!" Papyrus shakes his head. "IT WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW SECONDS IF WE USE MAGIC! I WILL TAKE YOU THERE SINCE SANS HAS ALREADY LEFT WITH FRISK." You look back at where Sans and Frisk were standing and sure enough, they were gone. "Yeah right. Not his girlfriend. Please. Like I believe that." You mumble to yourself. "READY? LET'S GO." You hold on to Papyrus tight as you both teleport to his living room. Once you feel the floor again, you quickly rush out of the house and let your stomach empty itself through your mouth. 'I am NOT doing that again.' You think.