Hiya Hiya Hiya!

I was looking over my stories and I've realized I've made quite a few spelling errors. Maybe I shouldn't write between 12-3 in the morning..

But, hey! Hopefully it's not too bothersome.

Let's do this…

Ready Ready BREAK

WARNING: I DON'T OWN OHSHC….. so don't get your hopes up.

I was still fuming on the inside. But I just put on a smile and pretended I didn't just yell at the Vice President or smacked one of the hosts in the face.

You probably need to take a chill pill Dani... You're gonna get in so much trouble if you keep this up!

I exited the changing room and went over to a small table where I was suppose to sit. 3 girls were already sitting there who were very familiar-looking.

"Hi Daniel, remember us?" They giggled.

It was Suzume, Mizuki, and Emiko, the girls I met on the first day.

"Nice to see you again girls. You look very pretty today." I said, sitting down nervously. They stared at me with a dreamy looks in their eyes. I started sweating and shifting uncomfortably in my seat.

What the hell do I say to these girls?

"Daniel, we haven't seen you all day! We missed you!" Mizuki said, smiling.

"Awh, Daniel! You're Doctor's outfit matches our dresses!" Emiko said.

"Oh, I did that on purpose Emiko. I wanted to match you ladies."

They started blushing pink, I don't know how that was cute, but it was.

These girls are super weird... But at least they like me..

I continued to talk the girls, offering them tea and cakes, and trying to avoid the stares from Tamaki.

I wonder if I'm doing this right…

I suddenly realized that I was chatting away with Emiko and Mizuki, and Suzume hasn't spoken a word.

"Suzume. Are you alright? I don't want to see you sad." I said, coming over next to her.

"Oh, I'm fine Daniel…" she said, keeping her head down.

I put my arm around her shoulder. My body was moving on its own.

What the actual hell am I doing?!

She started to blush and avoided eye contact. Without thinking, I took the stethoscope from around my neck, placed the earpieces in my ears, and placed the chestpiece to her heart. The stethoscope didn't actually work and you couldn't hear anything, but I just went with it. "Suzume, your heart is beating really fast and you're face is red." I told her, lifting her chin up. I looked straight into her blue-gray eyes. "Are you nervous…?" I said in my low voice, smiling at her. "Not with you here Daniel..." she said, practically melting away.

The two other girls started squealing and I think Emiko even fainted in Mizuki's arms.

Hell, I'm pretty good at this…

I saw Tamaki looking at me from the couch. I smiled at him and gave him a thumbs up. When Tamaki saw me he freaked out and ducked back to the couch. I giggle and stared at the girls who were still freaking out over me.

Maybe I'll be able to get away with this...

TIME LAPSE WOOOO

The Host Club just ended. We sent the girls away, and the three girls unwillingly left and asked if they could sit with me tomorrow. "Of course. I would love to have you!" I said politely, smiling my crooked smile. The blushed and left, whispering and giggling. Needless to say, I wasn't half bad at being a host.

This isn't as bad as I thought. If I can just come, do my job, and leave, I think I can make it through the year without stabbing someone.

I saw the mess left by the host club: dirty plates and tea cups at each table. Out of habit, I started to pick up all the dishes and brought them into the kitchen. Working at the coffee shop has prepared me for all of this. For some strange reason, they didn't have a dishwasher, so I started to wash the numerous dishes by hand in the sink. I started singing quietly as I washed and dried the dishes and set them into a neat pile. I started quieting down at one point, and at one point I heard the host club whispering to each other, talking about me.

"Dani is actually a good host!" I heard Tamaki say excitedly

"He's a natural!" Kaoru said.

"The girls really like Dani-Chan!" Hunny said. I smiled at his compliment..

"He's not that great.." I heard Hikaru said. What did I even do to him?

"He's a natural at entertaining the girls, but he's got a temper.. I don't know if he would be suitable to be a host." The host club started to murmur. I stopped everything I was doing and ease dropped. My blood pressure rose drastically.

What the fuck is Kyoya doing?!

"You know he hit one of our members before we started today." I heard Kyoya say cooly.

Oh you son of a bitch…

It took all I could not to slam the teacup I was holding onto the counter.

A chorus of "What? No, Dani doesn't seem like he would do that, when did this happen?" Came from the host club.

"Yes, he smacked Hikaru in the face before he got changed. There didn't seem to be a reason for his rash actions."

He scared me, that's the reason for my "Rash Actions" you prick! I even told you that!

"Guys, Daniel doesn't seem like that, I think there is something we're missing here."

Thank you Haruhi! You are the voice of reason for this group.

"Why would Dani-Chan do that Hikaru?" Hunny said, sadness in his voice.

"I don't know Hunny-Senpai, maybe he's different than we thought he was."

Okay, I'm going to intervene now. This is ridiculous!

I dropped the rest of the dishes and put them in the sink. I turned around to walk back into the music room. I opened the door and I heard a loud smack and glass breaking come from the other side.

I just hit somebody with a door... I am on a role today..

"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?"

I looked on the other side of the door, Haruhi was sitting in a pile of broken glass. She had a cut on her finger and tea spilt all over her red doctor's costume.

"HARUHI!" Tamaki yelled. He shoved me out of the way and sat next to Haruhi.

"I'm fine Senpai, I just got a cut on my finger. Calm down." Haruhi said, brushing herself off. In felt so bad, she was covered in tea. Thank goodness she didn't any glass anywhere else.

"What happened? Hikaru and Kaoru asked, coming to his other side.

"I was bringing in the rest of the dishes and Daniel opened the door right as I was trying to come in. It was an accident.." he replied

"Daniel could have really hurt you! Are you sure you're alright?" Tamaki said, giving me a mean glare. It honestly made me feel so bad. It was just an accident!

"What are we gonna do?" HIkaru said while leaning down to help Haruhi help.

"Do you guys have a first aid kit?" I asked the host club quietly.

They all turned to me and glared, except for Hunny and Mori. "Yes, in the kitchen." The Shit-Sickle Kyoya said.

I ran into the kitchen and search the cabinets. I finally found the first aid kit in the last cabinet, and ran over to Haruhi. The host club was surrounding him, making sure he was alright.

"Excuse me guys, I'm gonna fix him up.."

The moved out of the way grudgingly. I ignored the death glares as I inspected Haruhi's cut.

"Okay, Haruhi. You seem to have a piece of glass in your cut. Stand still, I'm going to get it out for you."

"Maybe you should just go to the doctor, Haru-Chan." Hunny said from on top of Takashi's shoulders.

When did he get here?

"Yeah, Dani's not qualified to do this." Hikaru scoffed.

"Actually Hikaru, yes I am. I want to be a doctor and this is one of the first things they teach you in first aid. Trust me...I think I know what I'm doing." I said cooly. I grabbed the tweezers and removed the medium size piece of glass easily. I then led him to the kitchen where I washed the area around his cut. I put rubbing alcohol on the cut, then rubbed antibiotic ointment on the cut, then wrapped it with a bandage. The host club watched in awe as I fixed him up, good as new. "There Haruhi! You should be good now! I'm so sorry for hitting you with the door!" He looked at his finger and smiled. "Thank you Dani, I didn't know you were good at this sort of thing. And it's okay, It was an accident!" she said.

Unfortunately, I've had to do this to me numerous times…

"I'm going to get changed now. I'm covered in cold tea...Thank you for fixing my finger though!" She said, walking towards the dressing room.

After she left, I turned towards the host club, who were all staring at me. I couldn't exactly read their expressions. They all looked a bit mad. I tried to avoid eye contact as I packed up all the medical supplies, then walked pack into the kitchen to put it away. While I was in there, I realized Haruhi was soaking wet and didn't have any towels! I grabbed some towels from the closet in the kitchen.I left the room and walked over to the dressing rooms. I saw the boys in a circle, whispering. Probably about me… I thought as I walked into the changing room. "Hey Haruhi, I brought you some towels to dry yoursel-" I stopped mid sentence. I saw Haruhi.. in pink bra….. yeah something wasn't clicking..

Is Haruhi's a chick? Wasn't expecting that….

This chapter took me so fricking so long to write. I kept falling asleep!

I don't want to focus on writing an outro because I'm about to go to the movies!

And yeah.. I called Kyoya a Shit-Sickle.. It just felt necessary...

Kay, Seeya in the next chapter..

MUAH MUAH MUAH MUAAHHHHH!