A/N I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or its characters. Any incorrect grammar or intense use of capital letters in this fanfiction is intended for humor only. Oh, and I'll be using the dub names in this one. In a serious fanfic, I'd use their Japanese names.
Zane sat on a nearby log because he felt like it. Aster trotted over to him, bouncing for no reason.
"Hey Zane!" Aster smiled sickeningly.
"..." Zane whispered.
"WHAT?" Aster ate a cheeto in question.
"..." the blue-headed man facepalmed.
"DID YOU KNOW IT'S MY BIRRRRTHDAY TODAY?" Aster set a flower on fire like an emo mysterious person and then handed Zane a megaphone attached to an amp.
"I did know, are you surprised?" Zane smiled at his friend that worked with him to kick the butts of many random goblins.
"Awww I wouldn't think any less of my BEST FRIEND!" Aster Phoenix hugged Zane so tight that he barfed out hair dye. "THAT'S TALENT RIGHT THERE!" Aster yelled, pointing to the barf.
"I got you presents." Zane whispered, his eyes turning into eggs for a second.
"DIDYA? Awww you didn't have to do that.." said Aster as he mowed his lawn with a leg shaver.
"Here." Zane handed him cold medicine and hearing aid. "Now you can hear me and have a normal voice." Zane blinked with his feet.
"Sorry Zane, I'm ALLERGIC TO HEARING AID!" Aster screamed and then swallowed the hearing aid and stuck the cold medicine in his ears. Zane ate a pretzel that was the shape of Alexis.
"YOU IDIOT!" the pretzel screamed, running off to be with Jaden. Zane turned to Aster, who was on hands and knees, silent.
"Zane.." he cried.
"What's wrong? Are you having a midlife crisis?" he ran over to his friend.
"You know I told you about how I'm married to a window?" Aster combed his hair.
"No, whatever." Zane shrugged, beating up a grasshopper by mistake and grieving over it internally.
"Z-Zane. I should've told you… I'm.. I'm pregnant.. You're an uncle.." Aster suddenly had what he thought was a gazillion pregnancy cravings such as ham and oatmeal, lima beans and plums, and white chocolate and trout.
Zane screamed as Aster gave birth to a Ramen Cup out of his mouth. "IT'S A BOY!" Aster yelled, cradling the food in his arms. And that's how the Ramen Cup was born.