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This chapter was suppose to be posted yesterday but I hated it. So I had to scratch the entire halter and write it again.

Then my Internet decided it would be a great time to be a major douche nugget and not work.

I swear to you, this chapter just REFUSED to upload.

It really didn't want to be read apparently..

But I finally got it up a day late..

Sowwy..

Okay enough of that! Let's read about Dani and the Host Club!

"One,Two,Three! One,Two,Three, There ya go Haruhi! You're getting it!" I said, dancing with Haruhi. We've been practicing for about two hours. I loved waltzing, it always made me feel like a princess. My movements were very smooth and full of grace. Haruhi, on the other hand... Well, she wasn't the nimblest person in the world. She was rather stiff, and often tripped over herself. It was probably very entertaining to watch us dance. She pretty much got the moves down, it was just getting her to loosen up that was the problem. She had to be confident enough to lead the dance, since she will be the guy in this situation. Suddenly, pain shot up through my body through my right leg. I clutched my right foot.

"Ow! My toes!" I yelped.

"Sorry, Sorry!" Haruhi apologized.

"It's okay Haruhi, let's try again..." I sighed, placing my hand on her shoulder and grabbing her hand. She wrapped her hand around my waist and began dancing again.

That's has to be the 10th time Haruhi's stepped on my feet, maybe more... Okay..Despite her stepping on my feet and still dancing like a stick, she's has caught on rather quickly. I'm proud of her, it took me FOREVER to learn even the basic steps.

While we were dancing, I looked over to the other side of the room, where the rest club was busy occupying themselves. I told them they didnt have to stay while we practiced, but Tamaki went on the rant about how "he can't leave his little daughter with a troublemaker like me" or something along those lines. I didn't agrue, but Haruhi had a few choice words to say to him. Needless to say, he's been spending the 2 hours staring at us and wallowing in self pity. Takashi and Hunny were sitting on the couch eating cake, Kyoya was typing away on his laptop, and the twins stood next to each other, watching us and whispering.

Probably about me...Who else?

I decided it was time to mess with all three of the little lovebugs. I turned to Haruhi, who was looking at her feet, probably making sure she didn't step on my toes again.

"Haruhi, have you ever danced before?"

She looked up at me, "Um.. No.. "

"Well, you're doing really well for your first time!" I said, smiling at her. This happened to catch the attention on Hikaru, Kaoru, and Tamaki, who were watching me angrily. I heard the song was ending, and decided to go the extra mile.

"Hey Haruhi, I'm gonna be the lead now." I told her with a smirk. "Wait.. Wha-" she started to say. Suddenly, I spun Haruhi around and dipped her low to the ground. Haruhi's eyes grew big and her cheeks turned pink. I heard a commotion going on where the lovesick puppies happened to be. I lifted Haruhi up, and curtsied to her and she bowed to me, like how she would have to do at the dance. I looked over at the twins and Tamaki. They were having the biggest temper tantrum I've ever seen. Kyoya was smiling and rolling his eyes.

"I think you're good for today, Haruhi! You're doing really well! We'll practice again on Friday!"

"Okay. Thank you Dani. Sorry about you feet. And you surprised me at the end there!" she said, walking away.

"It was pretty fun! Maybe you can do that at the dance! It drives the girls wild!" I yelled to her as I walked over to get my stuff.

"We're done know, you can leave." I heard Haruhi said to the jealous group of boys standing together, fuming mad. They turned white, and turned away. Haruhi grabbed her stuff, said goodbye, and left. Then it was just me and the guys. I had work, so I had to leave. I smiled at the twins and Tamaki as I walked past them to get to the door. They looked beyond pissed.

Kill em with kindness, they always say. And I'm only having fun! It's not like I can do anything...

I said goodbye to the host club as I walked out of the music room. I walked down the hallway. It was very peaceful. Light shone through the huge windows all along the halls. The only sound I could hear was the faint tap tap tap of my dress shoes hitting the tiled floor. Before I reached the staircase at the end of the hall, I heard another sound fill the empty hallway. I turned around to see the music room door close and a tall figure standing in front of this.

"Missing something, Danielle?" Kyoya said in a teasing tone, holding up a small object in his hand.

Was that my freaking house key? Again? I can never keep track of that thing.

I quickly walked towards Kyoya, who met me halfway.

"You really need a better place for your key Danielle, I don't want you locked out again." he said, putting the key into my hands.

"Thank you, I'll try to think of someplace to put it." I said,shoving it into my front pocket.

"Why don't you just put it at a secret place at your house?"

"We do have one now, it's underneath the cushion of the seat outside. But it was made pretty shitty so it doesn't work half of time." I said.

"Since when?"

"Even since I got locked out and slept outside.. I went to the hardware store and made another key to have just in case. But it barely works, so I use this one."

" I see..." Kyoya said, pushing up his glasses. "Either way, if you ever leave your key here and get locked out, you can always stay with me, alright?"

I smiled." Thank you. You know, when I first met you, I thought you were kinda mean and didn't really care much for anything unless it helped you in some way. But I've realized something. You're actually caring and very sweet." I said to him. He looked a little shocked at first. Then he's smiled and shook his head.

"I see you're having fun messing with Tamaki and the Twins." Kyoya said, changing the subject.

"I guess being disguised as a guy has its perks. Did you see their faces when I dipped Haruhi?. HIL-ARIOUS." I said, giggling.

"Yes I did see, while it was rather entertaining, just be careful. I don't want them to become violent again..."

"Okay, Mom." I said sarcastically, stifling a giggle. "Geez way to the ruin the fun." I said, slightly punching his arm. He didn't react to this. Instead he said: "You should get to work Danielle, you're going to be late."

"Awh, shit not again. Thank Kyoya! Have a good rest of the day!" I said, as I turned and sprinted down the hallway.

THE NEXT DAY

After school, I was walking with Haruhi towards the music room. We were talking about laywering, because that's what Haruhi wanted to be when she was older. Out of nowhere, I saw someone pick Haruhi up and start running the opposite way down the hall. Out of instinct, I dropped all of my stuff and bolted down the hall, ready for a fight. Before I got very far, someone grabbed my hand and pulled me backwards. I turned and punched, but didn't make contact with anything.

"Fiesty one, aren't ya?" I heard a mischievous voice say from below. I saw a mop of orange hair crouched down in front of me. One of the twins stood up and flashed a grin at me. "Sorry if I scared you. You okay?"

I can only tell the difference between these little devils by the way they act towards me. I'm glad at least Kaoru is nice...

"Kaoru! Somebody took Haruhi! She's in trouble! Hurry, we gotta go get her...!"

As I was talking, Kaoru put a finger up to my mouth and shushed me.

"You're a smart boy, Dani. Use your head. Who do you think took Haruhi..?" he said looking around. I shrugged my shoulders and started to speak, but Kaoru continued to shush me.

"Dani, Hikaru took Haruhi. Quit freaking out." Kaoru said. I calmed down a little, then he let go of my wrist.

"Why did he do that? Haruhi perfectly capable of walking." I ask Kaoru.

"Yeah, she is, but it's more fun that way. Plus, it was kinda funny to see you flip out like that. C'mon, we have a car waiting out front."

He started walking down the hall. It took me a second to gather my senses.

What the actual hell just happened? Do they think this is a game?

I took a few deep breaths, then ran after Kaoru. We walked in silence for a minute, when Kaoru broke the silence.

"Hey Dani, can I ask you a question."

"Oh course, what's up?"

He took a deep breath, then asked quietly,

"Do you... Um.. Do you like Haruhi?"

WHAT?

WHAT.

OH MY GOSH

DID HE SERIOUSLY JUST ASK THAT.

I CANT BELIEVE...

I couldn't help myself. I started giggling, then laughing, then laughing so hard I couldn't walk. I clutched my sides and tears rolled down my face. Kaoru watched the entire thing, confused.

"So... Is that a yes? Or...?"

That just made me laugh more. It was just the whole situation made me just die of laughter.

"Why the hell are you laughing?!" Kaoru said annoyed.

"N-No... I... I don't...like... H-H-Haruhi" I said through fits of giggles. I finally calmed myself down and could form a coherent sentence.

"No Kaoru, I don't like Haruhi in that way, nor will I ever like her in that way. She's a very sweet girl but..." I started giggling again..

"She's not my type." I finished, wiping away my tears I laughter

Maybe because we are both of the female gender... Just a thought..

"Oh... Well then... Are you... Uhh.." Kaoru tried to speak but nothing was coming out.

Wait...

...

WHAT.

KAORU NO.

"No! I'm not gay either! I just don't like Haruhi!" I yelled.

"Okay okay! Just making sure!" He said, holding up his hands innocently. I laughed at him as he quietly turned and started walking away..

"H-Hey Wait up!" I yelled, running up to catch up with him.

"Kaoru why did you think that I liked Haruhi?"

"Well, I mean. It's so obvious Dani. You talk and flirt with her all the time, and when you danced yesterday, she was blushing." Kaoru said, looking straight ahead.

Say what now...

"You must know by now that the boss and Hikaru really like her..."

Well... I got that Tamaki liked her.. But Hikaru? That came completely out of left field...I thought he was just protective.

"Honestly, I had my suspicions. But Tamaki always calls her daughter and stuff, I just assumed he cared for her like a daughter, not a lover." I said, " But I had no idea that Hikaru likes her. Why didn't you say something earlier? I was always just messing around before."

He stopped midstep, and then turned to face me, "Wait, what? All that stuff you did, you were messing around?"

" Well, yeah. I saw just me acting myself around her kinda pissed you guys off, so I started being over the top, just to get a reaction out of you guys. I just assumed it was you guys cared about her like a sister... I don't know I was just having fun. I didn't think..." I said, feeling myself getting smaller and smaller.

I guess while I thought acting like that was funny, it was actually hurting them.

"I mean, that's good to hear, I guess... But that's why Hikaru didn't really like you at the beginning of the year." Kaoru said, looking me dead in the eye.

"Oh.. " Was all I could manage to say.

He was jealous of me. Am I that fucking convincing!? I'm such an asshole.

"Well, Kaoru... There's something you probably should know..." I said. We both stopped in the middle of the empty hallway. I took a deep breath and grabbed the wig.

Yeah, I'm about to tell him I'm a girl. I think it would really clear things up.

"Guys, what is taking you so long! Let's go!" I heard Hikaru say. I jumped and I felt the wig loosen a little.

Perfect timing.. Not...

"Okay! Coming!" Kaoru yelled back. "Listen, we'll talk later, okay?" He started walking out the exit, leaving me all alone with a hand on my head.

No! I want to talk now! COME BACKKK!

"Wait, really fast. Does Hikaru still not like me?" I asked.

"Well.. He doesn't hate you anymore.. But... He doesn't necessarily like you either..." Kaoru said, now realizing I'm still in the school as pausing to wait for me.

So I'm tolerable? I guess it's a start.

We both started walking towards the car. Hikaru and Haruhi were talking in the back seat. When Kaoru and I got in, they all started talking but I stayed silent.

I was just having fun! Why do I feel so guilty? It might be time to tell the host club. They wouldn't tell anyone, what would they have to gain? Mom's gonna be really ticked though...

I kept pondering on the subject the entire car ride. When we arrived at the Hitachiin mansion, I was stunned. It was a beautiful marble mansion, with a beautiful garden all around it. The inside was even bigger and more beautiful! The twins led us up a couple flights of stairs, then into a room where a thin, red hair woman sat sewing. She turned to us and smiled. "Hello boys! I was wondering when you were going to get here. Let's get started. I start with Hikaru and Kaoru. You two can look around for a suit in the back. Someone will come and get you when we're gone here." She said, pulling the boys to the changing room. We went to the closet and looked at all the suits, yet I was extremely interested in the dresses. I wanted to try one on, but I'm suppose to be a guy. So I tried to not give I'm to the temptation and instead looked through the multitude of suits. There were all different sizes and colors. Several hangers were sticking out and made walking through the closet a bit difficult. You had to duck underneath them.

"How does this one look?" I said, pulling out the first suit I saw

I have no clue what I'm doing. I've never been suit shopping before..

The suit was gray with a blue tie. Haruhi wrinkled her nose and said, "No, I don't really like it. do you like this one?" She said, pulling out a brown jacket with a blue shirt and a red tie. "That would look great on you!" I told her, then turned to look through the suits again. I finally settled on a blue suit with a white dress shirt and a black Bowtie.

"What do you think Haruhi? Do I look snazzy?" I sad, posing. She started laughing. "Yes, you look rather snazzy Dani." We both started laughing, when Kaoru walked into the closet. He was wearing dark brown pants with a plaid top and a green little bow. "Hey Dani, my mom what's to see you next. Did you pick out a suit?" "Yep I did!" I said, showing him the suit. "Nice. Whenever you're ready, just come on out. " he said, walking away. I gave Haruhi a thumbs up, and started to walk away. Suddenly, I felt a tug on my hair. I turned my head as far as I could when I saw my wig hair tangled in one of the hangers sticking out.

Okay, really? Is this really happening?

I tugged on my hair, but it just made it tangle up more. It's like the Hnager and my hair wanted to become one. "Umm... Haruhi.. Could you be a dear and get this hanger out of my hair." She turned around, saw my situation, and starting laughing.

"How did you even manage to do this to yourself, Dani?" she said, coming over and tugging on the hanger. It became a game of tug of war. Me with my wig, and Haruhi with the hanger. I grabbed on to the hanger as well and pulled up. Suddenly, I flew backwards and landed on my ass.

Whew! Crisis averted

"Whew, thank Haruhi, I thought that hanger was going to be stuck in my hair forever-" I looked up at Haruhi, who had a surprise look on her face. She held the hanger in her hand, with a ball of orange hair still tangled on it.

Wait.. Did my wig just...

I reached up and touched my hair. It was silky and in a braid.

"Oh shit..." I mumbled..

"Wait... Naomi..?"

CLIFFHANGER!

Yep I seriously just did that.

I wonder what's going to happen now that Haruhi's in on little Danielle's secret.

TUNE IN LATER TO FIND OUT!

Yeah, I don't really have a schedule for this story...

BUT IT WILL BE SOMETIME SOON!

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