A/N I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or its characters. Any incorrect grammar or intense use of capital letters in this fanfiction is intended for humor only. Oh, and I'll be using the dub names in this one. In a serious fanfic, I'd use their Japanese names.
Alister yawned and blinked his eyes open, only to see nothing but darkness."Again?" he mumbled as he stood up and started banging on the cupboard door.
"Raf! Rafael!" Alister called. "RAFAEL COME LET ME OUT YOU DODO!" he screamed hitting his head against the door. Moments later the door opened, revealing a brown-haired Australian.
"Alister, what d'ya think you're doing in this cupboard, mate?" he questioned his 'friend'.
"I was sleepwalking okay?" Alister picked up the cupboard and threw it out the window, breaking most of the wall while doing so.
"Alister!" Dartz's voice sounded. Alister sighed but turned to see Valon smirking.
"You're in trouble!" he taunted, pointing at him. Alister glared at Valon.
"Just wait until Dartz finds out you're stealing all the toilet paper to make a life sized replica of Mai." Alister laughed.
"Dartz doesn't know a thing about where the toilet paper is going, he just thinks that Rafael must be using it all." the Australian told him.
"Well what if I were to tell him, huh? It's disgraceful, after all, wasting your time on her when you could be out there capturing souls." Alister scoffed.
"You wouldn't dare." Valon was suddenly serious.
"I would." Alister realised that Valon was smirking again.
"Have a nice trip, mate." and with that, Alister was suddenly pushed out the broken wall and into the ocean by Valon. He struggled and tried to swim back up, but something was dragging him deeper into the water. Alister turned to see Seto Kaiba in scuba gear pulling his trench coat.
"Kaiba!" Alister yelled, forgetting that he should hold his breath. He then fainted and had dreams of going on a super secret mission to sneak into KaibaCorp and steal all of Kaiba's krispy kreme doughnuts. Alister then awoke to find himself on the ground at a playpark. There was a little girl standing next to him, looking at him with amazement.
""MOMMY I FOUND A PRINCESS!" she yelled.
"I'M A BOY!" Alister yelled, several parents turning to him angrily. Before he was chased out of the park by an angry mob, Bakura, a small boy who for some reason didn't appear in season 4, grabbed him and helped him escape. "Who're you?" Alister scoffed.
"I'm Bakura, we share a voice actor and everyone thinks we're girlish." the boy smiled. "Let's go have a tea party to cheer you up." Bakura suggested.
"Fine…" Alister and Bakura then went and had a tea party, talking about how they are underappreciated. The end.