"Well, this is our home." Edward announced as he opened up the door. My mouth dropped and my eyes opened as I saw the inside of their house.

It was freaking huge! I mean everything in the house was huge! The kitchen, the living room, the dining room everything!

I don't think I have been in a place this huge since the time I was in the Land of Snow shaving that bitch of a princess. (If you guys have ever watched Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow you would know what I was talking about.)

"Ummm…Your room is through that door over there."

I nodded and walked into the room. My mouth dropped once again. This room was even bigger than the kitchen or anything else in this house for that matter.

The walls were painted a soft blue color and the bed was a maroon color. I really didn't deserve to be here right now, but here I was in this room. Hunting down a crazy man/kid killer.

I walked to the closet and opened it, and what do you know it was also as huge. God how much money did that Mustang dude have?

If I had to guess I would probably say millions. People like him-

Edwards's voice interrupted my thoughts. "You should probably get dressed into normal clothes. The ANBU outfit doesn't work well here."

I laughed. "Yeah I kind of figured. A lot of people would find this outfit strange and weird."

He winked at me and said, "If you need any help with anything just call."

I stared at him for a moment before busting up. I was going to like this Edward character I just knew it now Roy on the other hand….

"I know I'm hilarious. Anyway get dressed and then you're coming to work with us. You can meet everyone there and then tonight we can all go out for dinner how does that sound?"

"Sounds great. We can get to know each other better there if you want."

He nodded. "Yeah sounds good. Oh and one more thing don't let Roy get to you and if he does just tell me and I'll punish him."

I cringed slightly. "You know you could have stopped at the 'just tell me' part. I didn't need to hear the whole punishment part you know."

He chuckled at me. "I know. Get dressed and then meet us in the living room."

I waited for him to leave before slipping off my uniform and putting on blue jeans, my black tank top, and my orange sweat shirt.

I checked myself in the mirror to and smiled. No wonder Sasuke couldn't keep his hands off of me. I looked good.

Okay, Okay I know what you all are thinking. Stop trying to build up my ego right? Well I'm not for your information! I'm just saying that Sasuke thinks I'm smexy and can't

keep his hands off of me and all you big yaoi fan girls can agree with me.

I held back a giggle and walked out of the room. When I walked into the living room Roy and Ed stared at me for a second.

"What? You've never seen someone dress in this before? Okay, stop staring. It's making me uncomfortable."

Roy got up and walked right over to me. He checked me over and smiled. "Well this will have the ladies and the gents all over you."

I snorted at him. "Right…You probably had all the women in Central all over you before you met Ed."

Edward let out a bark of laughter. "You don't even know the guy and yet you already knew he was the biggest womanizer in the city."

That earned him a half-hearted glare from Roy. "Right, at least I was tall enough to kiss unlike you."

Ed narrowed his eyes. "Well let's just see if I pay for the dinner tonight."

Roy didn't take back what he said at all. "That's okay I can pay. I thought we already discussed this Ed."

He rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Let's go before Hawkeye decides to shoot us all."

Roy shuddered and nodded. "Yes, let's. I don't think Naruto wants to meet an angry Hawkeye."

I shrugged. "Doesn't matter. As long as she doesn't kill me I really don't care."

He stared at me amazed. "Wow…You have more balls then people give you created for kid." Well…that was kinda true. People don't give me credit for a lot of things, but on the other hand I can get a lot of bad guys asses.

"Yeah, let's just see what he thinks when he meets her. Let's get going."

When we got inside a lady with blond hair with a gun came running towards us. "Roy Mustang!" she yelled. "You have tons of paperwork on your desk! Where have you been? You better not have been doing it with Edward!"

Roy blushed. Edward giggled. "No Riza. We weren't doing it. We had to pick someone up because he has to do a mission." When he had someone she immideatly looked at me. "Who are you?" she asked in a harsh tone.

"Naruto Uzamaki. Nice to meet you too." I said in a harsh tone back. Everyone in the room went silent. The women with the gun quickly pointed it at me and shot it at me. I quickly blocked it with my kunaii.

Everyone in the room gasped as they saw me block her shooting. She smiled and lowered her gun down. "I like you." The women walked to me and put her arm on my sholder. "I'm Riza. You have some balls kid. You probably put them to good use."

I blushed. "Do you know I'm gay too?" Riza giggled. "Oh I know. I could tell by the way you walked in here."

I stared at her for a moment. "Then why did you try and kill me?" She shrugged. "I wanted to know weither you had balls or not and you do. But by the way you blushed just now I would say you were on the bottom in this relationship. Edward is uke in his relationship."

"No I'm not!" he yelled. "We swich it up sometimes!" Roy smirked at his lover. "Yeah sometimes, but what about all the other times? I'-"

"Okay!" I piped in. "Let's get back to work! I'll just go looking around here." Edward nodded. "Allright Naruto. Just try not to get lost. I really don't want to come and find you at all today."

I smirked. "Why? Because you can't walk after you come out of Roy's office?" He blushed a deep red. "No! Okay yes! But the important thing is don't get lost!"

I laughed. "Okay whatever."

As I walk down the halls all I can think of is Sasuke and it's bugging the hell out of me. I can't see him and I miss him like hell. If only I could have him with me. I would be the happiest man alive. But instead I'm stuck here with Ed and Roy and a crazy girl with a gun and a fat guy named Breada, a guy who smokes(Havoc), and a guy who's geeky(Fuery).

Why did Oroochimaru have to live? Why did life have to be so shitty? Why did life have to be life? I laugh at myself quitly. Look at me, I'm complaining about my life when there is other people who's life sucks more then mine.

Cheer up Naruto. You can always call Sasuke if you wanted to. I smiled. You know what I think I'm going to go call him right now.

I walked around the building to see if I could find a phone and when I found one and I quickly dialed my home phone number and hoped to god Sasuke was home. One ring....Two rings....

"Hello?" a deep voice answered.

I sighed and quickly answered. "Hey Sasuke."

"Naruto! Are you all right?" he asked me concerned.

"Yeah I'm fine. Just missing you that's all."

"I'm missing you too. I think the whole town is missing you deeply. Everything just so boring without you."

I laughed. "Nice to know I'm missed."

He laughed too. "So how's everything and everyone there?"

I sighed. "They're fine. Roy and Ed are really great. Somebody already tried to shoot me but were okay now. Oh god Sasuke I don't know if I can take anymore of this torture."

"You can do it Naruto. I have faith in you. I have to go sorry. I'll talk to you after practice okay?"

"Okay Sasuke. I love you."

"I love you too."

And then there was silence. I wanted to cry, so I let one lonley tear slip down my cheek.

After getting so bored walking around the building I decided to walk around town. I would go tell Roy and Ed where I was going, but Riza told me they were doing it so I just told her to tell them where I was going.

When I was outside I sighed. This was really torture and you know the bad thing is I was living in the torture. I walked around for about an hour before just pulling into an alley way to take a breath.

I heard a rustle next to me and I looked over to see who it was. All of a sudden strong hands pinned me up against the wall. "Well long time no speak Naruto."

I knew that voice. From when I was little and then horror struck me and I blurted out "T-Tadashi?"

Well I hope you people enjoyed that chapter please review!

Oh yeah! If you guys don't know what uke means. It means being on bottom.