Well you all know that Roy got a beat down let's see what he does afterwards REVIEW PLEASE!

It took us seven hours to clean up the damage Roy unleashed in the training feild. I began to realise the full power that Roy Mustang had. As much fun I had making fun of Roy I don't think I will ever do it again if it meant that this could happen to me if I should get on his bad side.

Ed on the other hand wasn't worried one bit. Maybe I didn't know the depths of their relationship,but I think Ed had Roy wrapped around his little finger(not saying that Ed was little).

"Well I think this just about wraps it up." said Ed as he stuck his shovel in the ground and leaned up against it. "All that's left now is to go see Roy."

The sun was setting when we walked into Roy's office. The decoration here was menimul and to the point. It was everything he needed and nothing else. It was definatly a man's office. As we reached the desk I found out that we weren't alone.

"Jesus Christ Mustang! What the hell happened to you?!" came a gruff female voice. "Lt. Hawkeye ?" Then I saw a fully uniformed woamen stand up from behind the desk. Her facial expression was as hard as stone.

"Edward Elric. Are you responsible for this mess?" She then spun a chair around to reveal a very sloppy drunk colonel Mustang. Roy then barely held up his hand to point at us. "Full Metal Jacket and Nardo." He slurred. "What do you want..?"

Nardo? Wow that's new. I've never been called that before. "Oh God Damnit Roy, you are drunk."

"Don't lel at me you infential stupid. I'm the...blss."

"Yes Roy you're the boss. Now let's get you into bed." Edward walked over to the colonel's side, but Mustang pushed him away. I could tell that Riza was getting really frustrated. "Full Metal something bad must have happend because all of the rum is gone."

Edward just shrugged. "It wasn't that bad...he's just overly sensitive." The look on Hawkeyes face pretty much told me she didn't beleive a word Ed was saying and before I knew it her eyes were shooting daggers at me.

"Naruto. What happened?" Eep! God damn that woamen scared me! She was the military version of Tsunde...minus the boobies. "All we did was go to records..."

"To records! Seriously Ed?! You drug him down there?!"

"Yes he did...Hawky." shouted Mustang. "Ed...that girl blinked at me. I don't know why she hates me. I'm pretty aren't I pretty Hawky?" Roy was becoming a little to emotional for my taste right now.

"You're beutiful sir."

"Then why does she hate me?" Mustang body then went limp. I think he wanted to lay his head down on the desk, but instead ended up banging it hard against it. "All right Roy time to go to bed." said Ed as he picked up Roy's arm and put it around his shoulder, but I guess Roy had other plans then going to bed.

He pulled Ed close to him and gave him a sloppy druken kiss on the lips. Ed then pushed him away and crinkled his nose. "Whew..Damn Mustang," he said as he waved a hand in front of his nose. "Your breath stinks of rum and I think I'm a little buzzed just by kissing you."

"Hey what's your name beutiful?" mumbled Roy as he ran his fingers through the loose strands of Edwards hair. Edward rolled his eyes. "You know my name you lush. It's Edward."

"Edward? That's a silly name for a lady. I'm gonna call you lady..."

"Naruto can you come over here and help me with this." I ran over to Mustangs other side and for a drunk guy he's pretty quick because he grabbed the collor of my shirt and pulled me close to him.

The smell of alchohol on his breath was so strong I prayed to god he wouldn't snap his fingers in front of his face. "Hey!" he shouted at me. "You gonna take my girlfriend because I will beat the crap.." and that was all he managed to get out because he was out cold and all ready snoring.

So Ed and I decided to let Roy sleep it off in his office. Hawkeye walked out with us and closed the door behind her. "Seriously Ed what were you thinking?And you what were you thinking going along with him? " she asked us in an irratated tone.

I shrugged. "Well what I was thinking at the time was 'this is going to be hilarous', but then after I saw a drunk Roy not so much." She still had daggers in her eyes that were still being thrown my way.

So now she has a problem with me! God what is it with woamen? One moment they are all happy and then the next they aren't? Riza really was a military Tsunde...minus the boobs. "Well let this be a lesson to both of you. Well good bye Edward, Naruto. If you need anything like getting a drunken Roy to bed again let me know."

Edward gave her a salute. "Will do Hawky." She shot one last glare at him before leaving to do whatever she does. Once she was gone he turned back to me. "Well Naruto," he said. "You wanted to look at that file right?"

"Yeah, but didn't we leave the file with Roy?" I asked. He smiled at me and held out the file on Orochimaru. I gasped. "But how?" His smile widened. "Well let's just say my hand slipped."

I cringed. " I didn't need to know that. Ed tell me would you like it if I told you what kind of stuff Sasuke and I do behind closed doors?" Edward seemed to think about that for a minute before answering. "So Naruto, what is that you and Sasuke do behind closed doors?"

I groaned. "Ed, you're hopeless."

"But would a hopless person show you a good time?" he asked me with a giggle. I rolled my eyes at him. "I guess not, but really Ed I need to read that file. So if you could give it to me that would be wonderful."

"All right Naruto, here is your file and you can go in the library the lunch room if you like. A lot of people don't come in at that time." I smiled at him and said a quick thanks before hurrying off to the cafiteria.

I found a seat in the corner of the cafeteria and began to look through the files. I read one of the newspaper articles and it had said that five young children were taken at night and from that day on were never seen again.

The next one was the same things, and the next and the next, but the next one had a picture of my father fighting with Orochimaru. Why didn't people tell me about this? Oh when I get back I am going to give people a peice of my mind.

The last one gave me information on what I wanted to know. It had pictures of a club with young teenagers. The club was called Black Iris, and it was going to get visited Nara Uzamaki tonight.

If you don't know who Nara Uzamaki is it's his woman side. So yeah. Tell me if you like the drunk side of Roy please!^^